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Do you have a CIA-type underground shadowy conspiracy-theory inducing organization bent on manipulating world affairs for Texas's benefit? Because that would be awesome.

It would also explain the turns of good fortune that have seemed to befall Texas compared to its actual history. (Of course, this applies to any Vicky nation controlled by a human)
 

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Do you have a CIA-type underground shadowy conspiracy-theory inducing organization bent on manipulating world affairs for Texas's benefit? Because that would be awesome.

It would also explain the turns of good fortune that have seemed to befall Texas compared to its actual history. (Of course, this applies to any Vicky nation controlled by a human)

Shadowy conspiracy group? Maybe - but then, I'm attributing it to Mirabeau's entire "hey, let's conquer the entire American west" kick actually succeeding, by whatever means. Which can be traced back to the Indian colony, which probably only happened because Texas seemed to be closer to England than the US at the time.

Which is screwy enough, to be sure, but (vaguely) explicable. Chalk it up to good ol' Lamar - a sort of political Tesla - keeping a firm hold of things.

Which is the official story, of course... you've got Lamars all over the world, Houstons represented in every echelon of power in the military and government - and the shadowy perfidy of Sutter the super-capitalist has been replaced with the shadowy perfidy of a world revolutionary council. Why, for all anyone knows, they could have invented every last bit.

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I would really like some screenshots of this crazy-world.

Ah, patience, grasshopper. I'll see about getting a few the next update, but apparently the server my host is hosted on got slashdotted and, as a result, the server folks put an autogag on several red-flag terms... including Texas (i.e. texas hold-em - big spam-bot thing), which makes my life difficult, to be sure.
 

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Good to see this story has not been abandoned. It was one of those that initially inspired me to write my own tale of Columbia. I enjoyed the last few updates, though I am curious how things get the way they become as hinted to in that 2008 pre-election statistic.
 

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So... you're going to write an update without mentioning the word 'Texas'?

This will certainly be interesting.
 

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Here are a couple of screenshots for the impatient.

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Korean invasion of Hawaii - North American war

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Texan army attacks at Easton - later thrown back at Portland - North American war

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Texas occupies New York City - beginning of the end

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The aftermath.
 

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Korean Invasion of Hawaii.

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General Houston announced he would not be campaigning for re-election in 1902, much to the general relief of the Texan people. The Whig faction, a vague coalition of the few non-Socialists remaining in Congress and government, was suddenly deflated by the news; the Texan Socialist party had no single standard-bearer and so the bizzare threat of the relatively conservative Houston standing as an eternal figurehead for a hostile party had dissipated.

Meanwhile, Houston accepted a restoration of his general's commission, sailing off with an expeditionary force of 17 under-strength volunteer divisions sent to Sicily to deal with a Restorationist rebellion early in the year.

In April, Houston would use his executive power for the last time, declaring war on the Ottoman satrapy of Tunis.

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Houston's forces, bolstered with deadly heavy artillery and hardened from experience in the War, took an easy landing at Gabes, hoisting the Texan flag on every staff in the province within marching time.

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The force took a westward and then northward route, meeting the collected forces of the Tunisian army at Afrikaya.

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The Tunisians were devastated; in a single clash of arms, half of their army had been destroyed, and the other half was breaking helplessly for the north. The two remaining provinces of Tunis were spared when Houston declared a cease-fire line over the country.

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At a conference in October, the French Empire took possession of all but the province of Gabes in exchange for 'services rendered to Texas' - essentially, a lucrative backchannel deal at the expense of poor Tunisia.

The French, overjoyed at their newest possession and the potential to finally end the brutal war with the Ottoman Empire, would begin a general assault, only to discover the majority of the Ottoman army, prepared for an attack on Texan forces in Tunis, ready to match over the border. Unfortunate timing of a morale-building visit and a wide-scale attack lead to the destruction of the French Algerian Army and the capture of Napoleon IV.

The communist civilian government, after thirty years of pointless fighting, saw the writing on the wall and surrendered up the first ransom offered for the Emperor: the entire French overseas empire, less French Guyana. The war was over.

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And that, as they say, is that.

Next time: The Home Front
 

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I'm officially confused. Again.

What, exactly, happened? In game terms.
 

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In game terms? I conquered three Tunisian provinces because I was getting seriously tired of France doing weird stuff (WE at 100% for 20 years - capital city had like a 10% revolt risk, the constitutional monarchy placing a hardline communist party in power, stuff like that), then handed two to France, figuring they'd rough the Ottomans up a little and would go back to absorbing little colonial countries.

It was not to be. The Ottomans drubbed them in the Tunisian corridor, then thanks to the obscene French WE, they got a peace which gave them France's entire colonial empire (FG is a state; it has mostly French pops).

I sort of shrugged and let it roll. As for how the Ottomans managed to get an Atlantic port in the 20th century -- well, the same way the Texans did. Magic.

Lots of magic.
 

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Or...

Secret, shadowy conspiracy-theory-inducing world-affair-medding organization...
 

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So this is all the fault of Wizards, huh? I think it's time the inquisition was fired up again. Texas controls italy, surely they can do something like that.
 

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The Home Front

The election of 1902 was a humongous turning point for the socialist government of Texas. In 1900, a short time after the massive and shadowy coup that destroyed the 30-year-old Anticonfederate machine in the middle of the biggest war in Texan history, the Socialist Party polled 30% of the vote - a powerful bloc, given the fragmented nature of Texan politics, and certainly the largest, but not capable of ruling alone, and not worthy of the near-shutout they had in all elected branches of government.

Then the war was won. The bitter militarism had suddenly become a mission - to reform and renew the world. Conservatives complained that the Socialist Party had all of a sudden become the Anticonfederates with a new color. And in Bill Haywood they had found their voice.

Haywood was a man's man - a leader of labor, gruff public speaker, and native of the Territories. He established a new party - called the Brothers of the Revolution - espousing a hardline socialist-radical doctrine reflecting the curious mix of militarism and humanism that had swept the nation - with state atheism another policy.

The Brothers alarmed liberals and moderate socialists, and knocked the wind out of the rising Whig and Populist factions. After splitting the socialist vote, Haywood launched a vigorous and spirited campaign that would win him election as President in 1902.

By 1904, all corporate property was in the hands of the state, the anemic welfare programs of the Anticonfederates had been extended so far that even African and Polynesian laborers began collecting disability and age pensions, the vote was officially extended to women and territorials and the governorship of every state declared an electoral institution, and churches across the board were balking at financial problems and plummeting attendance.

And the Brothers of the Revolution polled at 68% of the vote of the entire Texan empire. It was the largest popular majority in Texas history, and the largest majority of the Texan electorate in centuries. No party to stand against them clocked in at above 7.5%.

Texas had become a worldbeater in economic terms. While it did not enjoy a profound productive margin - indeed, in that respect the United States, and even Italy, Canada, and Mexico had it beat - it produced the most sophisticated and novel products. Guatemala electric wires crisscrossed the country, connecting Utah telephones across the country to one another faster than even Texas cars and motorcycles, powered by Curacao fuel and made with New Mexico steel and run with California gearboxes, could run. And at year's end, a fleet of old English steamers made their slow trip to lands stolen from the Dutch, laying solid Texan telephone cable as they went.

The nation was coming out of its louche Gilded Era torpor. The energy and vitality Texas now displayed had been unknown since the days of Mirabeau Lamar, and the stage was set for a hell-bent Lone Star Empire to reshape the world in its image.
 

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The Haywood Doctrine

Under the rulership of Bill Haywood, Texas began the systematic disruption of the balance of world power that would lead to the Great War some short time later. Texas took an increasingly aggressive posture towards the nations of unaffiliated Europe.

Before, the threat of the United States allying with a foreign power kept the expansionist tendencies of Texas in check. Now the concept of manifest destiny was being adapted to the world - the Mission to Civilize was the beating heart of Texan national philosophy, and it terrified the standing European powers.

In 1907, the time had come for action. Haywood formally demanded Greece repudiate its claims on the Aegean Republic, a direct puppet of Texas. Greece, pursuing the same policy that had driven it for nearly half a century, refused.

The response was swift: Haywood declared war on Greece. Austria, the Greeks' major patron state, interceded on their behalf. And the world watched nervously as Texas entered another international struggle.

Houston's corps - the same that had intervened in Tunis some time before - forced a landing in Croatia, swiftly liberating the natives from Austrian rule. Meanwhile, ten new vessels prowled the Adriatic for Austrian response forces.

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The result of the first contact was catastrophic. The Texan submarine boats systematically obliterated the majority of the Austrian navy, and terror thereof pinned the rest in port. The Texan navy could now operate without sea-based interference.

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By early 1908, the Texan assault had been bolstered by a second landing corps, another 17 divisions and a massive force of artillery strong.

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And in Greece, the regular army -- weaker than defense schemas had projected due to the Austrians being bottled up in the Adriatic - had been forced into the hill country, allowing a combined South African and Korean force to take Athens. The Koreans, the senior of the two states, had the honor or hoisting their flag above the Parthenon.

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Also pictured is the South Africa, the most powerful ship Texas had ever made, patrolling the Aegean.

Late in 1908, the Texan military swept over the Slavic dominions of Austria without heavy opposition. Some blamed the swift expansion on the Austrian army's significant distraction from Russia, a Texan ally (which was, itself, fighting a war in China which prevented it from throwing its full weight into the battle), others on the Slavs' resentment of Austrian rule. But the most telling factor was experience; the Texans had been taught modern warfare a decade ago in the hills and forests of Minnesota, and the Austrians had to adapt quickly to survive in the face of poison gas and heavy artillery.

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The Austrians were breaking hard.

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Meanwhile, Greece was a scene of chaos. The communist revolt in Tripolis was put down, and the Dominion forces expelled from Athens - they would go on to land in the Ionian Islands and West Crete, respectively - and the Greeks were more or less in control of their country.

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Then came the Battle of Lamia.

On June 8, 1909, a force of roughly 40,000 men attacked Lamia by sea and managed to secure a safe harbor for five new death machines. General Parmer's Barrel Corps then moved on into the countryside.

The Texan press would make the names famous: Mirabelle, Bucephalus, Emmeline, Golem, and Lone Star. While armored cars had been tested in the latest days of the North American War, these would be the first true barrels, and their presence wreaked a holy havoc in the Greek army.

The battle of Lamia was a decisive victory for the Texans; the Greek army, terrified by these machines that spat death from armored machine guns and knocked bullets and light artillery shot aside like pinpricks, had to retreat south. At Athens, they regrouped and prepared for the Texan assault.

It came in July, and began with a major rout of the defending Greek line - from which the Greeks never fully recovered. Then the regular army emerged from the south, announced with a fierce cannonade that threw the Texans into disarray. By some reports - which remain a staple of modern Greek legend to this day - the first shot took the Texan force entirely by surprise, striking the Lone Star in the ammunition magazine and causing it to explode spectacularly. Further bombardment would damage the Mirabelle and Bucephalus, but the Greeks were unable to effectively hold any sort of line, and so withdrew to the south to fight another day.

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But as it turned out, it was not to be. The first retreating Greek forces had not reached Corinth when it was announced Vienna had fallen...

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...and the Austrian government had been replaced by a Texan military council. Boroevic von Bojna, effective supreme commander of the Austrian military, agreed to turn in his sword so long as "not an inch of Austrian soil is forfeited to foreign invaders".

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And so it was.

The Greeks, realizing that any further fighting would be suicide, surrendered to meager Texan demands - no territorial concessions - days later.

Meanwhile, Bill Haywood, having won his second term by a margin unprecedented in recorded history - 80%, and surprisingly reckoned today to have been legitimate - had been cutting deals with Russia for some time, and was prepared to move on to his next target...
 

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Sweet. :cool:

Awesome to see the Koreans doing awesome things.

Did you really use submarines to obliterate the Austrian Navy? I heard that they were pretty weak for their cost and generation..
 

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So they are. Fortunately, the Austrian navy wasn't much to speak of, as you could see there - it was that plus maybe one or two more ships.
 
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The First Tremors

The subjugation of Austria could be said to mark the last serious organized resistance to Texan power until the outbreak of the Great War. The Lone Star Empire had only one serious rival remaining: the United Kingdom, whose machinations for dominance in Africa and Asia had been frustrated continuously by the schemings of Texan capitalists and politicians. Of the other countries which had towered over Texas at the fulfillment of the Lamar Proclamations a century previous:

Russia stood as a democratic nation and a staunch Texan ally;

France had been humiliated and stripped of her entire empire in a bitter war, and was continuously in the throes of revolution;

Prussia had lost one war, and an abortive stab at 'revenge' in 1905, barely making news outside her borders, comprised a few brief fleet actions and thorough and humiliating defeat by well-trained, well-organized Texan colonial forces; Taiwan and the Prussian West Indies fell; the Germans were infuriated by yet another humiliation, but could clearly do nothing about it.

The Ottoman Empire was still to be contended with, but its efforts were readily checked by Texan enterprises in the Sahara, and it was more worried about modernizing in its own borders than projectin itself.

The United States, Austria, Mexico, and 7 other nations lay subject to the Empire directly.

The stage was set for Texan world domination.

In 1909, the division of Denmark between Prussia and the North German Federation lead to another spate of pan-Scandinavist riots; they began in Norway and quickly spread throughout the peninsula. More dangerous was the fact of their spread into Finland.

The Finnish coast was under the process of being transferred from rule by the Russians, who viewed their dominion over the country as a royalist anachronism, to the Texans, who viewed it as a good stepping-stone to political action throughout northern Europe. Finland was slated for release into the greater commonwealth in 1916; instead, the spread of pan-Scandinavist riots nearly lead to civil war in the country, and forced military government. The revolts, lasting from November 1909 to April 1910, would shatter domestic order and, in good time, the uneasy order of the Earth.

Gustav V, who stood to gain the most personally from successful pan-Scandinavism, was quick to declare a statement of state neutrality, understanding the will of the Swedish people to be possession of Finland but also understanding the inability of the Swedish crown to practically defend such aggrandizement.

Haakon VII, on the other hand, was less pragmatic: he openly declared support for the pan-Scandinavists, stating that it was the demand of the peoples of Norway and Scandinavia to restore "lost domains".

Bill Haywood treated the Norwegian king's words as an act of war. Sweden was forced by treaty to declare support for Norway; Russia offered Texas use of their territory and ports, but no direct military support. The Texan navy steamed for Finland.

When they arrived, they found an enemy with sophisticated infantry weapons, but little in the way of fire support and no armored vehicles. Spirited dragoon and cavalry action came to a swift end in the face of Texan machine guns; submarine torpedoes reduced the gallant navies of the north into timbers and nightmares.

The Norwegians discovered quickly that regular combat was useless. Texan forces outnumbered theirs ten to one; Indians west and east, Manchurians, Koreans, Indonesians, Africans, Arabs, and the ever-present mutt-blooded and sun-roughened Texans - the forces of a global empire in mottled gray ran roughshod over the doomed blond patriots in brass and blue.

It took a year of war for Haakon VII to surrender; he had been wounded leading troops in one last desperate battle outside the capital; while he had known since the early days of the war it would be necessary to surrender territory to the Lone Star Republic in order to save his people further bloodshed, the Texan terms - surrender of Norway in toto - had seemed too brutal.

Now his life hung in the balance. His officers found themselves forced to take some desperate action: they accepted surrender for him.

Norway would be subjugated to Texan rule. The rule could be as direct or indirect as Haywood pleased outside of Oslo, but the city - which had never fallen to Texan attack, and which had, so far, been spared heavy shelling or assault - would remain at least free to run its own affairs and fly its own flag. Norway would not deviate from Texan foreign affairs - and would enjoy the same relationship to Texas as it had to Sweden just a few years previous - and the Texans would guarantee its safety, and their doctors the health of its failing monarch.

Haywood accepted; then the Texans crossed the border into Sweden.

The Swedish forces had been hardened by combat in Norway, but the Timber Wolf Exercise in Norrland - a massive and successful invasion of territory even the Swedes found weather to be stiflingly difficult in - and the Armadillo Exercise in Gotaland - a tank and armored-car push through the south of the country, performed mostly for show but highly effective as a propaganda tool, in addition to being the first tank action to be clearly recorded and photographed by the European press - had exhausted the Swedes' belief in the power of their armies. Gustav V, knowing well enough that he was defending a lost cause in Norway and pan-Scandinavism, called for a cease-fire.

He surrendered his sword to General Potter outside Goteborg. The Scandinavian Conflict was over; Sweden maintained independence and self-rule, although that rule now extended only to the capital and a few islands to the south of it.

It was March, 1912. President Haywood was a hero. President Haywood was the ultimate ruler of a third of the Earth and one in every six men, women, and children inhabiting it.

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President Haywood was, along with the Republic of Texas, in contempt of every governing principle of civilized man - and it was the regretful duty of Sir Arthur Balfour, in the name of the Crown, to declare the Empires of Great Britain and Texas to exist in a state of war.

The time had come.

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