Righto, my fine trollops! I've heard back from the IDP, the Libs and the DUP, and we seem to have a coaalition rolling! We're however missing the blimpys response, who seem to be the tipping factor in this here election, but I'm sure they hate the french I mean communists just as much as we do. However, our current coalition already has a larger share in the parliamentary pie. So yup, the coalition is effectively formed. We'll just need to sort out the positions and BLAMO the governments gonna govern the everloving crap out of Britain.
Also, all of my coalitionmates, please try to keep your PM folders as empty as possible, because I wish to talk with you because I love you.