This is General Joeb, after having taken a break to view the beautiful countryside of Chalons, I found myself accedentally behind enemy lines and forced to live off the land. Fortunately, there were plenty of corpses in the area to keep me alive.
I have been acused of many things, all of which are true. The worst of these accusations is that I'm a canabal, but the other bad one is that I'm pessimistic.
Anyway, I've returned and I'd like to mention that the only reason I've ever been seen smiling anywhere is because I had heard about the unfortunate death of my entire family in a freaky automobile accident.
I have returned with a list of reasons as to why Germany will never be able to win this war.
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Sweden will be angry about you not helping them...
and the UK will be willing to take another Ally in against the German Hordes...
the two combined will send 20 divs straight into the heart of the German Empire!
Your days are numbered!!!
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You laugh at the idea of the UK sending so many transports at you, but soon one of your submarines is going to come up from under the water and crash into one of those transports! At the rate of 500 transports to every submarine, it looks like the British will be victorious!
Your days are numbered!!!
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Austrians will be bitter following your abandonment! The people will rise with the same ferocity they had during the Socialist Revolution! They will be aided by the Socialists within Germany! Together they will create a major conspiracy never before seen in the history of humanity! No ammount of conventional force will be able to stop them!
Your days are numbered!!!
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You believe you can control the sheer ammount of countries that will be created in Eastern Europe? All with an "Economic Union"? This is impossible! People will demand their rights! People will learn of the true nature of their satellite status! They will demand their freedom! No one country can stand against the people when unified and with one cause!
Your days are numbered!!!
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Your colonies in Africa are large. In fact, they are too large! And because of this war you haven't been able to give them the attention they need! The people of Africa will grow apart from their German overlords! A revolution will be planted! This revolution, like the American Revolution before it, will be triumphant, not because of sheer military might, but because no one country can ever stop the will of the people!
Your days are numbered!!!
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And lastly...
SPAIN!!!!
Your days are numbered!!!
(btw, great AAR, I've caught myself up and this is definately a years worth of AAR work... mine will be a year old soon enough, and it's only about 2 days worth of AAR compared to this)