Vincent Julien said:What would Gedicke do
If he was here right now,
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Yay, Vicky finally has an EvilSanta clone!
Gedicke was way cool said:Gedicke was way cool
Everybody liked Gedicke
Everybody wanted to hang out with him
Anything he wanted to do, he did
He turned transports into water
And if he wanted to
He could have turned wheat into diesel fuel
Or sugar into rum
Or vitamin pills into capitalist pops
He sailed on the water
And swam on the land
He would tell these stories
And people would listen
He was really cool
If you were scurvy-ridden or lame
You just went to Gedicke
And he would put his hands on you
And you would be healed
That's so cool
He could've played guitar better than Hendrix
He could've told the future
He could've baked the most delicious cake in the world
He could've scored more goals than Wayne Gretzky
He could've danced better than Barishnikov
Gedicke could have been funnier than any comedian you can think of
Gedicke was way cool
He told people to eat his shorts and bite him
That's so cool
Gedicke was so cool
But then some vice admirals got jealous of how cool he was
So they killed him
But then he rose from the dead
He rose from the dead, danced around
Then went to Berlin for some medals
I mean, that's so cool
Gedicke was way cool
No wonder there are so many German sailors.
j.