The World According to EU4 Players

[Homusubi]

Kebab?

 

[LemonMonk]

Kebab?

A Countryball reference I think.

 

[unmerged(783218)]

A Countryball reference I think.

Not even close.
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/serbia-strong-remove-kebab

It's pretty usual on the forums to come up and yell "remove kebab" evereytime you are, in fact, removing the ottomans the malicious kebabz.

 

[milkan]

What a damn small map. Impossible to see and understand anything.

 

[Homusubi]

What a damn small map. Impossible to see and understand anything.

Right click, and then choose "open image in new tab"... you'll then see a bigger version.

 

[horngeek]

Shouldn't China be green?

 

[Imgran]

Nope. Pale blue.

As in "since when does China not completely fall apart or get the everloving crap invaded out of it by Russia by the 18th century?"

 

[horngeek]

Nope. Pale blue.

As in "since when does China not completely fall apart or get the everloving crap invaded out of it by Russia by the 18th century?"

I was more commenting on how the tag is Ming.

 

[Wudadi]

I was more commenting on how the tag is Ming.

Fall of Ming(The last dynasty of the Han nationality)because of barbarian(Manchu—Qing)invasion.
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[horngeek]

That's my point, really, none of the 'Chinese' tags are actually called China.

 

[Labrynian Rebel]

Spoiler

 

[Homusubi]

You've outdone me at my own game. Love what you did with East Asia, although I would label Japan as "Strangely Diplomatic Warring States".

 

[Encak]

I died when I saw Castillian Hokkaido :rofl:

 

[Labrynian Rebel]

New & Improved

Spoiler

You've outdone me at my own game. Love what you did with East Asia, although I would label Japan as "Strangely Diplomatic Warring States".

Ask and you shall receive

 

[Mamluke]

And here's the European version - with labels...

Spoiler

Portugal:" underestimate at your won peril"

as a Portuguese, I approve! Spain learn that the hard way

 

[lordmichael95]

New & Improved

Spoiler

Love the new location of The Papacy.

 

[Homusubi]

New & Improved

Spoiler

Ask and you shall receive

Thanks! The place names in this should be in real life. I'd be scouring every news site 24/7 in the hopes of hearing a broadcaster say "Reason-why-Paradox-is-adding-the-Panama-Canal Channel"...

 

[Mauer]

lol'd at the Falklands military training island.

 

[eugene171]

Belarus is indeed a figment of the imagination.

 

[yequr]

Compare that to this expression of an average game of EU3:



Possible variations:

• Vijayanagari Africa
  
• Vijayanagari Arabia
• Bruneian Africa
  
• Byzantium blobbing
  
• Austria colonizes GH and hits the Pacific
  
• Rajputana colonizes Timurids and VJ goes east instead
• Tree-power stalemate in India with Vij, Raj and Bihar, later taken over by Castille
  
• "Brazil"
• Ming collapses
  
• Burgundy annexes France
• Bavaria doesn't get killed/crippled by Boh/Aus and unites HRE, then colonizes Siberia
  
• Cologne gets Iceland
• Utrecht gets Iceland
• Pope gets Iceland
  
• Hedjaz instead of Mamluks
• Mamluks go to Mutapa and don't get crusaded
  
• Pegu instead of Brunei... but unlike Brunei, they won't take Swahili
  
• Persia rebels from Tim early enough not to get annexed by Raj/Vij
  
• Scottish GB by 1470, still conquers Scandinavia and random islands like England would
  
• human player colonizes America before Portugal does so

that is all.

Also, to my defense, the map had no Red, Caspian and Baltic seas, and I'm not a particilarly talented sea drawer