Seeing as quite a few people have been given/assumed constituencies, I thought it might be an idea to collate them for easy reference (these are off the top of my head, by the way.) So, without further ado, I give you:
Members of Parliament
Ordered alphabetically by constituency.
Belfast South: The Rt. Hon. Mr. Van5 Grant-Covington, MP
Bethnal Green: The Rt. Hon. Konrad dom Contravarius, PC, MP
Birkenhead: The Hon. Mr. Jape, MP
Bolsover: The Hon. Mr. Lenin Cat Cary-Grover, MP
Bolton West: The Hon. Mr. Scrapknight, MP
Cambridge: The Hon. Mr. James Terraferma Stuart-Meade, MP
Devizes: The Hon. Mr. Thoctar Robert-Solley, MP
Finchley: The Hon. Mr. NikoHoI3, MP
Glasgow Central: The Most Hon. Dadarian MacDadarian, Chief of Clan Dadarian, PC, MP
Great Grimsby: The Hon. Dame Alice Dofon De Fonne, DBE, MP
Islington North: The Hon. Mr. Jeeshadow, MP
Liverpool Edge Hill: The Hon. Mr. Red "Ted" KLG, MP
Liverpool West Derby: The Rt. Hon. Miss Rose Howard, PC, MP
Ludlow: The Hon. Mr. Noco19, MP
Montgomeryshire: The Rt. Hon. Mr. 99KingHigh, MP
North Norfolk: The Rt. Hon. DensleyBlair, Viscount Blair of Dunny-on-the-Wold, PC, MP
Oxford: The Hon. Mr. atomicsoda, MP
Plymouth Devonport: The Rt. Hon. Mr. Tanzhang, PC, MP
Roxburgh, Selkirk and Peebles: The Rt. Hon. Mr. Sometimes, PC, MP
Rutland and Stamford: The Hon. Antonine Anthony-Potter, OBE, MP
South Shields: The Hon. Rt. Mr. Andrzej the First, MP
South Worcestershire: The Hon. Sepulchrave Tufto, Viscount Tufto of Malvern, OBE, MP
Stratford-on-Avon: The Hon. Brigadier (Ret.) John Davout, MP
Sunderland South: The Rt. Hon. Mr. John Forseti, MP
Walthamstow: The Hon. Mr. Zzzzz, MP