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Densely, by the way, I need you to remind me whenever I am not being this IAARs Malcolm Tucker.
 
I do too. Not in the least because it doesn't scream "CLEGG!!!" at me whenever I see it. :p

You too, eh? :)

That said, I will concede that the Member for Birmingham West does also rate highly with me.

*adjusts monocle*

Because a Labour victory is boring and historical.

But those are two of Mr. Attlee's greatest virtues!
 
Densely, by the way, I need you to remind me whenever I am not being this IAARs Malcolm Tucker.

You'd be voting Labour if you were. ;)
 
Also, congrats Labour Party, I think there's really no way you'll be dethroned anymore. ...Damn Westminster System.

Well, in the short time since I posted the poll there has been such an extreme swing that we are now heading to a hung parliament with the Conservatives and Labour almost neck and neck but both someway short of an absolute majority. Brilliant Westminster System! :p
 
Well, in the short time since I posted the poll there has been such an extreme swing that we are now heading to a hung parliament with the Conservatives and Labour almost neck and neck but both someway short of an absolute majority. Brilliant Westminster System! :p

This AAR is so much better than Blood and Iron.
 
Well, in the short time since I posted the poll there has been such an extreme swing that we are now heading to a hung parliament with the Conservatives and Labour almost neck and neck but both someway short of an absolute majority. Brilliant Westminster System! :p
I must admit, this was a great choice, Tommy. Although it takes out any opportunity for us far-right-minor-party-voters to reach anywhere, it's still an interesting experiment.

This AAR is so much better than Blood and Iron.
...Aaaand that I cannot yet agree with, most likely I won't change my mind, too. The German Power Grab will still stay my favorite moment.
 
Hopefully people will be more British than German in this IAAR.
 
Hopefully people will be more British than German in this IAAR.

Considering how British I was even in Blood and Iron, I don't foresee that being a problem on my part. :p
 
Hopefully people will be more British than German in this IAAR.

Righto old bean. Gentlemen, *adjusts monocle* there are three rather charismatic old chaps over there who will try to tell you that you actually have a choice at this election. I'm here to tell you that you don't and that they're talking out of their bottoms. Vote Labour, we're old, we're not different, and most our policies were actually stolen from those old Liberal chaps anyway - but unlike them, we can actually win - and we won't screw you over like a cheap Parisian whore once we get into government.
 
Indeed, and as we all know, there's nothing quite like the original.

Indeed, there is no party quite as irrelevant as the Liberals - except for the Bolshies of course.
 
Righto old bean. Gentlemen, *adjusts monocle* there are three rather charismatic old chaps over there who will try to tell you that you actually have a choice at this election. I'm here to tell you that you don't and that they're talking out of their bottoms. Vote Labour, we're old, we're not different, and most our policies were actually stolen from those old Liberal chaps anyway - but unlike them, we can actually win - and we won't screw you over like a cheap Parisian whore once we get into government.

Until you act like a Jerry and betray us in government old chap. Tip tip cheerio.
 
Righto old bean. Gentlemen, *adjusts monocle* there are three rather charismatic old chaps over there who will try to tell you that you actually have a choice at this election. I'm here to tell you that you don't and that they're talking out of their bottoms. Vote Labour, we're old, we're not different, and most our policies were actually stolen from those old Liberal chaps anyway - but unlike them, we can actually win - and we won't screw you over like a cheap Parisian whore once we get into government.

I say! What utter tosh! This fellow is nothing but a cad and a gadabout! We Liberals can trace our heritage back to the Glorious Revolution – not just some soapbox in Motherwell. We are the party of Gladstone! Of Russell! Of Grey! These, gentlemen, are the men you have to thank for the fact that you can actually vote at all! Without us, those socialist types would be nothing – not in the least because they would have no policies to steal to feed their sham of a party, by God!

At this point, the speaker gets so excited he smashes his china teacup on the floor, blows a raspberry at a map of France and harumphs indignantly.

:p
 
I say! What utter tosh! This fellow is nothing but a cad and a gadabout! We Liberals can trace our heritage back to the Glorious Revolution – not just some soapbox in Motherwell. We are the party of Gladstone! Of Russell! Of Grey! These, gentlemen, are the men you have to thank for the fact that you can actually vote at all! Without us, those socialist types would be nothing – not in the least because they would have no policies to steal to feed their sham of a party, by God!

At this point, the speaker gets so excited he smashes his china teacup on the floor, blows a raspberry at a map of France and harumphs indignantly.

:p

Indeed, the Liberals do have a fine pedigree, as fine as any of our dimwitted, inbred, never-worked-a-day-in-his-life Hapsburgian aristocrats in the House of Lords! Our pedigree descends from working men like you who hate the French and Germans just as much as you do and who are committed to the sorts of polices you support, such as the National Health Service, declaring rape to be illegal and of course, our cast-iron commitment to a decent England football team. So by all means vote Liberal or Tory on Thursday my fellow working class chums, if you want to vote for the Upper-Class Twit's Party. *re-adjusts monocle*
 
Indeed, the Liberals do have a fine pedigree, as fine as any of our dimwitted, inbred, never-worked-a-day-in-his-life Hapsburgian aristocrats in the House of Lords! Our pedigree descends from working men like you who hate the French and Germans just as much as you do and who are committed to the sorts of polices you support, such as the National Health Service, declaring rape to be illegal and of course, our cast-iron commitment to a decent England football team. So by all means vote Liberal or Tory on Thursday my fellow working class chums, if you want to vote for the Upper-Class Twit's Party. *re-adjusts monocle*

I agree, I move the government formally gives Wigan Athletic enough money to finally afford players that can play against the likes of Chelsea, Swansea or even Newcastle.

Speaker proceeds to start crying into his tea
 
Indeed, the Liberals do have a fine pedigree, as fine as any of our dimwitted, inbred, never-worked-a-day-in-his-life Hapsburgian aristocrats in the House of Lords! Our pedigree descends from working men like you who hate the French and Germans just as much as you do and who are committed to the sorts of polices you support, such as the National Health Service, declaring rape to be illegal and of course, our cast-iron commitment to a decent England football team. So by all means vote Liberal or Tory on Thursday my fellow working class chums, if you want to vote for the Upper-Class Twit's Party. *re-adjusts monocle*

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Harumphs with an even greater sense of indignation.
 
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