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Crusader Kings III Available Now!
The realm rejoices as Paradox Interactive announces the launch of Crusader Kings III, the latest entry in the publisher’s grand strategy role-playing game franchise. Advisors may now jockey for positions of influence and adversaries should save their schemes for another day, because on this day Crusader Kings III can be purchased on Steam, the Paradox Store, and other major online retailers.
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Quite excellent! I know dredging up everyone's party affiliation might be a fair bit of trouble, but it might prove an excellent addition.
I wear my Whig Wig with pride, for starters.
To drown your fear of modernity, feodalist comrade ?
I'm sorry to see your autonomist idealism serving an society of the strongest ...
Mair tae droon mah fears ay a red wae engulfin' an' enslavin' th' scottish fowk until nane ur left wi' freedom ay thooght ur action.
At leest th' Tories an' Liberals ur daein' weel. That's guid tae see.
(More to drown my fears of a red wave engulfing and enslaving the Scottish People until none are left with freedom of thought or action.
At least the Tories and Liberals are doing well. That's good to see.)
I will assume the constituency of my personal favorite, Montgomeryshire, for it's particularly uninteresting characteristics.
Good sir, I must claim for mineself representation of my constituency...
*Shuffles through papers acquired from tophat*
Ludlow, good sir.
Voting for Labour (Radical), and therefore rendering all my WiR comrades speechless at the idea that I might not back the communists outright.
Lairds abune, an' haur Ah thooght ye woods vote fur th' Tories.
(Lords above, and here I thought you would vote for the Tories)
Ungrateful git...
I will be the member for Oxford as a Conservative.
((only part of England I have ever lived in))
((only part of England I have ever lived in))
Jews, mostly. I have always feared the dangerous potential of this Jew-ridden republic and now it seems there's noone to stop them. I agree, an alliance is necessary, but both the Tories and NatLibs desire stronger ties than this temporary alliance I want.
We both know, that "friend of freedom" I am not, never been, never will be.
So here's a short list of problems I've compiled against both parties of the Right.
National Liberals
- Totally uncontrolled free market
- Desires too strong ties with the Jew Republic
- Hate their name, has the word "liberal" in it
- My ex-wife and that cannibal
Tories
- Again, Pro-US, can't escape that
- I never liked the Ol' Bulldog and the shadow of Thatcher is hanging above this party already, I can already feel it
- Still too much free market emphasis, but better than NatLibs
I'm pretty sure Contravarius is not serious in the slightest and is playing to his persona
Well, somebody learned to speak proper english REAL fast.
((Also, what in this thread IS NOT a joke? So far this thread has already been a 71-page-long-and-still-running terrible joke about everything British. Also, there was this quite long discussion about a certain cirkle-jerk, which I think was quite a lot more offensive and by that also somewhat more amusing, but I guess everybody is entitled to their opinions.))
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Th' buck ye jist say mucker? Want me tae beat yer heed in wi' a roosty pape ootwith th' pub an' ditch yer worthless body in th' Fife? Didne hink sae ... bludy ned.
(The fuck you just say mate? Want me to beat your head in with a rusty pipe outside the pub and ditch your worthless body in the Fife? Didn't think so ... bloody chav.)
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STOP! COOKIE TIME