The realm rejoices as Paradox Interactive announces the launch of Crusader Kings III, the latest entry in the publisher’s grand strategy role-playing game franchise. Advisors may now jockey for positions of influence and adversaries should save their schemes for another day, because on this day Crusader Kings III can be purchased on Steam, the Paradox Store, and other major online retailers.
And it'll probably be posted several more times hence.
Th' heel is aw thes? Ah gang tae mah girlfriend's fur a body nicht an' thaur is anither 10 pages! Ur ye aw bapit? Ah need tae spick th' voice ay Scootlund an' droon th' voice ay Englain in whiskey. Hoo can Ah gab ye yoo aw willnae gonnae-no? Ah need tae make th' most important fowk list!
That said dom Contravarius, 'at is a mighty braw picture ay me. Needs me in a kilt thocht, loch a proper highlander. Th' beard is a braw tooch. mighty an' strang loch th' Scots at Sterlin'.
(The hell is all this? I go to my girlfriend's for one night and there is another 10 pages! Are you all daft? I need to speak the voice of Scotland and drown the voice of England in whiskey. How can I talk you you all won't stop? I need to make the most important people list!
That said Dom Contravarius, that is a mighty fine picture of me. Needs me in a kilt though, like a proper highlander. The beard is a nice touch. Mighty and strong like the Scots at Sterling.)
I'm exempt, then. Wonderful.
Shush ye, allaw me tae greit in proper blasted Scottish style, surroonded by radge men an' whiskey!
(Shush you, allow me to complain in proper blasted Scottish style, surrounded by angry men and whiskey!)
Actually, it's dom Contravarius.
...And I just might not be as evil as those bourgeois oppressors, zomeguy, think about that. Who else would be better to follow in the battle against the evil capitalists than the man, who doesn't have anything to lose, the man who has led a cavalry charge on Reichstag, the man who is legendary for his abilities in guerrilla and paramilitary warfare?
Believe me, I might not be the most orthodox communist, but I am most certainly the most capable fighter.
Let the Rivers run Red with Blood of Bourgeoisie!
We can most certainly form some sort of alliance as long as we can agree on some base ideals. I am certainly weary of a Fascist Britain; after all, we didn't fight Fascism for 6 years to see it prevail at home. Forward and onward to victory! Workers of the World, Unite!
Oh, fascism? That's a thing of the past, it's NATIONAL BOLSHEVISM that I'm propagating here.We can most certainly form some sort of alliance as long as we can agree on some base ideals. I am certainly weary of a Fascist Britain; after all, we didn't fight Fascism for 6 years to see it prevail at home. Forward and onward to victory! Workers of the World, Unite!