The Westminster System - A British Interactive AAR

Dadarian · May 5, 2014

Doctor Stein said:
like a Conservative to war-mongering.

Or a Communist to murder.

Antonine · May 5, 2014

ThaHoward said:
Wonder how I'll become. A nutty feminist or market liberal.

Why not both?

Andarak · May 5, 2014

So if I somehow end up in there, I have to emphasize that I like alcohol-free beer

o. Also, would be nice if the pub was named "Tommy's" and Tommy was a bartender - but that's just a suggestion.

Contravarius · May 5, 2014

Andarak said:
So if I somehow end up in there, I have to emphasize that I like alcohol-free beer o. Also, would be nice if the pub was named "Tommy's" and Tommy was a bartender - but that's just a suggestion.

((Is EVERYONE in Paradox Forums a goddamn teetotaler?
Also, I like the idea of Tommy being the owner of the place, but maybe we can come up with something better than "Tommy's"? Hum-hum. I mean, the simplest road would be to name the place "The Westminster", but I think we should let the writer do his/her thing.))

Andarak · May 5, 2014

Contravarius said:
((Is EVERYONE in Paradox Forums a goddamn teetotaler?
Also, I like the idea of Tommy being the owner of the place, but maybe we can come up with something better than "Tommy's"? Hum-hum.))

((It's the taste man. I just can't stand the taste of regular beer. How about "The Red Paradoxian"? Not really original, but hey, I've slept only 3 hours today, it's a miracle that I am able to communicate properly))

Contravarius · May 5, 2014

Andarak said:
((It's the taste man. I just can't stand the taste of regular beer. How about "The Red Paradoxian"? Not really original, but hey, I've slept only 3 hours today, it's a miracle that I am able to communicate properly))

((Yeah, but I usually don't like the taste either, reminds me of camel piss. I only tend to enjoy Czech the beers.
But I just get rid of the problem by JUST drinking the harder stuff, whiskey, vodka, sometimes rum. Mostly whiskey, though. I think I might have a problem.
Also, the "The Red Paradoxian" would not be a bar in which you could find such characters as Enewald or KingHigh, really.))

DensleyBlair · May 5, 2014

Contravarius said:
((Is EVERYONE in Paradox Forums a goddamn teetotaler?
Also, I like the idea of Tommy being the owner of the place, but maybe we can come up with something better than "Tommy's"? Hum-hum. I mean, the simplest road would be to name the place "The Westminster", but I think we should let the writer do his/her thing.))

Come to Tommy's – the only bar in Westminister not subsidised by the government!

Doctor Stein · May 5, 2014

I'll say it now, the Pub is named The Westminster and a young bartender named 'Tommy Forever' runs it. Also do not take anything in these stories seriously, it is mostly going to all of the IAAR cast taken to the ultimate extreme. It's going to be silly, so treat it as such. Anyhow, I must return to classes, toodles! <3

Antonine · May 5, 2014

Our darling ThaHoward:

Andarak · May 5, 2014

((Also there NEEDS to be snooker table in there. Is somebody watching snooker world championship? O'Sullivan is going to lose, I think. Which is a shame, since I'm a great fan.))

Antonine · May 5, 2014

Contravarius said:
((Is EVERYONE in Paradox Forums a goddamn teetotaler?))

I'm not - you can't be a lifelong political Liberal without the comfort of a drink now and again

Contravarius · May 5, 2014

Antonine said:
I'm not - you can't be a lifelong political Liberal without the comfort of a drink now and again

Need something to drown your conscience in every now and again? I get it.
You poor little monsters.

Antonine · May 5, 2014

Contravarius said:
Need something to drown your ~~conscience~~ sorrows in every now and again? I get it.

Fixed

Contravarius · May 5, 2014

Antonine said:
Fixed

No, I think I got it right the first time. The alcohol is like a poison for your sense of right and wrong, a hammer for your moral compass. It lets you keep calling yourself a human being, it keeps the thoughts of suicide away.