The Uncomfortable Truth About Paradox

[Flipity]

After having waited this long without any contact from the Paradox team, I fear we have to face the uncomfortable truth that they have indeed been turned into zombies.

Sad as it seems, there is some evidence. As mentioned, silence. Zombies aren't known for their speaking roles, so I think that is a pretty big warning sign.

Another piece of evidence crossed my path as well. Sources say that a new resource will be added to HOI4...Brains! I know that sounds controversial, but not as much as which nations Paradox thinks has brains.

Don't believe me...well I bet that when a dev see's this, they will post something, most likely mmmmmmmmmm...brains!

 

[fabius]

It's the Z strain of Covid, and what really happened to DDRJake . They saw his potential and ate his brains.

 

[Harin]

Hmm, could this possibly be why developers rarely visit us here in the forums? They think we are brainless and unappetizing?

 

[CraniumMuppet]

it takes a lot of dead-ication to be a zombie

 

[Flipity]

it takes a lot of dead-ication to be a zombie

you deserve to be a zombie for that lol

 

[ClavintheGreat]

Gotta say, pretty disappointed at no DD today.

 

[Praetori]

After having waited this long without any contact from the Paradox team, I fear we have to face the uncomfortable truth that they have indeed been turned into zombies.

Sad as it seems, there is some evidence. As mentioned, silence. Zombies aren't known for their speaking roles, so I think that is a pretty big warning sign.

Another piece of evidence crossed my path as well. Sources say that a new resource will be added to HOI4...Brains! I know that sounds controversial, but not as much as which nations Paradox thinks has brains.

Don't believe me...well I bet that when a dev see's this, they will post something, most likely mmmmmmmmmm...brains!

Coder Zombies > Non Zombies. 100% dedication. All it takes is a good Project Manager!

 

[pheonicia]

it takes a lot of dead-ication to be a zombie

Feels more like dad-ication with that joke.

 

[Flipity]

Feels more like dad-ication with that joke.

and you deserve to be made into a zombie for that lol

 

[Neigel]

You present the evidence clearly and no man can now doubt the truth. Wake up sheeple

 

[BloodAsp]

No DD might be a good thing.....
No DD == Paradox might finally start churning out country unit packs instead of half finished DLCs

 

[ClavintheGreat]

No DD might be a good thing.....
No DD == Paradox might finally start churning out country unit packs instead of half finished DLCs

It more likely is a result of the glacial pace of development of HoI4. 1 dlc a year is a bit slow considering we only get 4-5 countries per dlc, and for some reason they've prioritized countries that didn't even participate in WWII (Portugal, really?) over ones that did - for a Soviet main, it's gotten impossible to play this game without mods to fix the Eastern Front, which I should not have to remind them was the biggest front of the war.

 

[noobermenschen]

Everyone be cool, we can get through this together. All we need to do is find a thinly populated area to shelter and wait out the storm...

TO THE VICTORIA FORUM!

 

[Flipity]

Sources say the reason Dan can't type now is that he's actually chewed all his fingers off.

 

[Basileus2]

Big news if true.

 

[Flipity]

Big news if true.

The thing is...you would think he would just dictate his diary for somebody else to type out.

The problem is, it would take brains to come up with that idea, and they have eaten them all.

 

[PARAfel]

Its Good to see that they are slowing down the DDs and not posting weekly as eu4, less content shown and more produced

 

[Neigel]

Its Good to see that they are slowing down the DDs and not posting weekly as eu4, less content shown and more produced

oh you sweet summer child

 

[PurpulaPhoenixum53]

No DD might be a good thing.....
No DD == Paradox might finally start churning out country unit packs instead of half finished DLCs

Strangely, I would be totally fine with this.

 

[fabius]

Sources say the reason Dan can't type now is that he's actually chewed all his fingers off.

Z strain, or Russian Sleep Experiment ?