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Zuckergußgebäck looked to his right, then went back to looking forward again, then he realized something and looked to his right again.
The aircraft from Air Tannu tuva was making its way across Libya (do not ask me why), there, on the right, across the path sat a very smiling guy, who looked very much like italian field marchal Balbo.
Zuckergußgebäck felt like he had some memory concerning FM Balbo and an aircraft over Libya, oh well, it was nothing...
Then, he remembered what had happened to FM Balbo, just as italian anti-aircraft shells began to burst around them.
They were to crash in the desert.
Life there would not be easy.
Italian anti-aircraft shell.
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IMPORTANT NOTE: FM Balbo was shot down by his own army while flying to Libya.
The aircraft from Air Tannu tuva was making its way across Libya (do not ask me why), there, on the right, across the path sat a very smiling guy, who looked very much like italian field marchal Balbo.
Zuckergußgebäck felt like he had some memory concerning FM Balbo and an aircraft over Libya, oh well, it was nothing...
Then, he remembered what had happened to FM Balbo, just as italian anti-aircraft shells began to burst around them.
They were to crash in the desert.
Life there would not be easy.
Italian anti-aircraft shell.
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IMPORTANT NOTE: FM Balbo was shot down by his own army while flying to Libya.
Zuckergußgebäck walked forward, the sand blew across his feet, he was hungry, and most importantly, he hadn´t [insert random dirty word here] for three hours, this did not do.
On his right walked FM Balbo, smiling as ever.
[About thre hundred kilometers behind them]
- BAAAAAAAAAH!
- Shut up Shoma, not only have we lost our magnificent head of state, but we are sitting in this car and I am wearing an ugly helmet. Bob screamed.
Bob in ugly hat.
- Prepare to move off! Kemchik-ool said.
- yes sir. Nuculear winter said.
- Why are you preparing? You are always preparing! just go! Bob screamed.
- yes sir! nuke responded.
- Sir, shouldn´t you sit down? kemchik-ool said as the car drove off.
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Please follow the link, it was the best i could do.
On his right walked FM Balbo, smiling as ever.
[About thre hundred kilometers behind them]
- BAAAAAAAAAH!
- Shut up Shoma, not only have we lost our magnificent head of state, but we are sitting in this car and I am wearing an ugly helmet. Bob screamed.
Bob in ugly hat.
- Prepare to move off! Kemchik-ool said.
- yes sir. Nuculear winter said.
- Why are you preparing? You are always preparing! just go! Bob screamed.
- yes sir! nuke responded.
- Sir, shouldn´t you sit down? kemchik-ool said as the car drove off.
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Please follow the link, it was the best i could do.
Starting to make some sense... anyway, did you think about my sugestion of continuing this game in TGW (since you seem so motivated to play it ).
Prvt. Winter Sir, preparing to stop preparing Sir!
Prvt. Winter Sir, preparing to stop preparing Sir!
Zuckergußgebäck and FM Balbo arrived at a bridge, there, next to it stood Mussolini... No, wait, scrap that ...Vittorio emanuelle III. No, that wont do...
Mussolini sounds much better. OK, Zuckergußgebäck and FM. Balbo at bridge, take two!
CLAP!
...next to it stood Mussolini with a Breda mashinegun in his hand.
- To pass, you must answer three questions, the mad dictator began. Question the first:
Is the word vocabulary in your vocabulary?
- Yes, FM Balbo said.
- OK, then, question the second: to get to question three, you must answer no to the following question, are you ready?
- Yes!
Mussolini kicked FM Balbo in his [Insert name of ranom body part here] and threw him into the river amongst crocodiles.
- So, now it is only you left, Zuckergu↓... what the?
- It looks like you punched ALT+25 instead of ALT+225. Zuckergußgebäck answered.
- OK, now, it is only you left Zuckergu╔(³... what the? Godddamnit! Now, it is only you left, Zucker! Question the third: which is the tag of austria-hungary in TGW?
- Is that question rethorical?
- No.... wait, i mean yes, wait... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Mussolini fell into the river together with Balbo...
Mussolini sounds much better. OK, Zuckergußgebäck and FM. Balbo at bridge, take two!
CLAP!
...next to it stood Mussolini with a Breda mashinegun in his hand.
- To pass, you must answer three questions, the mad dictator began. Question the first:
Is the word vocabulary in your vocabulary?
- Yes, FM Balbo said.
- OK, then, question the second: to get to question three, you must answer no to the following question, are you ready?
- Yes!
Mussolini kicked FM Balbo in his [Insert name of ranom body part here] and threw him into the river amongst crocodiles.
- So, now it is only you left, Zuckergu↓... what the?
- It looks like you punched ALT+25 instead of ALT+225. Zuckergußgebäck answered.
- OK, now, it is only you left Zuckergu╔(³... what the? Godddamnit! Now, it is only you left, Zucker! Question the third: which is the tag of austria-hungary in TGW?
- Is that question rethorical?
- No.... wait, i mean yes, wait... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Mussolini fell into the river together with Balbo...
Loved that last instalment. Excelent! MAgnific! Great! Very Good! Good! (anyone gets this movie reference? 
a bit obscure quote from famous movie).
Keep it up
a bit obscure quote from famous movie).Keep it up
ARGH! Had the update, and then it was 'page cannot be found', it is all destroyed.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!
The pimp says Zucker is mad, what kind of madness the Pimp does not know but it's not schitzofreni.
Go find th holy handgrenade! No, go away evil Buny of doom!
Go find th holy handgrenade! No, go away evil Buny of doom!
Zuckergußgebäck walked forward, always chanting the same line over and over again:
- Oasis, water, oasis, water, girls, oasis...
- ACHTUNG!
Zuckergußgebäck looked up, there, right in front of him stood a german looking a bit suspicious.
- ACHTUNG!
- Oh shit.
- ACHTUNG!
- Who are you?
- ACHTUNG!
- So your name is achtung?
- ACHTUNG!
- Can you say anything accept for actung?
- ACHTUNG!
- Oh, great, Zuckergußgebäck said and picked up a flamethrower, a moment later a grenade burts in front of him, turning the german into soup.
- HAHA, Blitzkrieg! Blitzkreig said as he blew up the german.
(Zuckergußgebäck scuttled for Roaritania)
- Oasis, water, oasis, water, girls, oasis...
- ACHTUNG!
Zuckergußgebäck looked up, there, right in front of him stood a german looking a bit suspicious.
- ACHTUNG!
- Oh shit.
- ACHTUNG!
- Who are you?
- ACHTUNG!
- So your name is achtung?
- ACHTUNG!
- Can you say anything accept for actung?
- ACHTUNG!
- Oh, great, Zuckergußgebäck said and picked up a flamethrower, a moment later a grenade burts in front of him, turning the german into soup.
- HAHA, Blitzkrieg! Blitzkreig said as he blew up the german.
(Zuckergußgebäck scuttled for Roaritania)
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- All hail the mighty emperor of Tannu tuva! Zuckergußgebäck screamed.
- Schlorp!
- What on earth was that? Zuckergußgebäck asked.
- That was the german who Blitzkreig blew up yesterday, Kemchik-ool answered. He has been assemble with duct-tape.
- This doesn´t do, try to use glue! Zuckergußgebäck said.
- Schlorp!
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Zuckergußgebäck walked out onto the shining courtyard, there Blitzkreig, Übergeneralfeldmarschallführerkommendantbefehlshaber(cough cough) Bob, Jopi and Nuculear winter was scrubbing the floor with toothbrushes, Bob had a small problem, his immense belly prevented his arms from reaching the floor, but he tried anyway.
- Must give that guy a promotion, Zuckergußgebäck thought.
Then he realized that he hadn´t delt with international (or even game) events for a while, he paused then didn´t remember what happened the last time.
This was not going to be easy.
- Schlorp!
- What on earth was that? Zuckergußgebäck asked.
- That was the german who Blitzkreig blew up yesterday, Kemchik-ool answered. He has been assemble with duct-tape.
- This doesn´t do, try to use glue! Zuckergußgebäck said.
- Schlorp!
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Zuckergußgebäck walked out onto the shining courtyard, there Blitzkreig, Übergeneralfeldmarschallführerkommendantbefehlshaber(cough cough) Bob, Jopi and Nuculear winter was scrubbing the floor with toothbrushes, Bob had a small problem, his immense belly prevented his arms from reaching the floor, but he tried anyway.
- Must give that guy a promotion, Zuckergußgebäck thought.
Then he realized that he hadn´t delt with international (or even game) events for a while, he paused then didn´t remember what happened the last time.
This was not going to be easy.
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Nuke: We will see, if so, I´ll wait for 1.04b...
Exterous: Yay, thanks, have you had a cameo in this AAR before?
Exterous: Yay, thanks, have you had a cameo in this AAR before?
andytimtim2004 said:*ahem*...i believe i haven't!
Please atke a look at post 46
Lets say that you came to Roaritania as well...
January 12, 1937, Splinter-cellsau, Roaritania.
- Cavalry charge from the left, fire! Bob screamed.
- What on earth is going on here?! Zuckergußgebäck screamed in horror.
- Defaetist, bolsjevik! The soldiers screamed
- Yes, that´s right boys, show them, LONG LIVE THE FRONT!
(Try to guess which book I was inspired by)
Zuckergußgebäck walked off towards Mr. Kapputt ze psychiatrist.
---in session---
- OK, tell me again, who are you? the diabolical doctor said.
- I am lord Kitchener, 'Your country needs you, but I need a lifeboat!'
- OK, lets see, who told you that you were lord Kitchener?
- I am a hero of my people (and kitchener)!
- Yesyesyes, but O... TOLD... U..? An incresingly frustrated Mr. Kaputt said.
- Tha-a-a-a-at gh-a-a-a-asthly ob-b-b-b-b-bject in-n-n-n th-th-the mi-r-r-r-r-r-rorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Zuckergußgbäck said and pointed towards the mirror where Andytimtim was playing chess with Shoma.
The sheep was winning.
That was unusual.
Mr. Kaputt walked through the beatiful rose gardens of the palace, he smelled a flower, threw up and wondered what a rafflesia was doing in the rose gardens. He suddenly realised that he had something to do.
he went over to the lottle tank at the other end of the park, inside, certain... sounds were emitting.
- BLITZKREIG! he screamed.
(Blitzkreig and empty reserve-fuel tank scuttled for the bunker)
Mr. Kaputt wondered where they had gone to, but it didn´t matter, he strapped on the rivetted armor given to him by Stalin earlier that day.
As he was finished the tank looked more like Dresden-to-be than a tank.
This was not going to be easy.
- Cavalry charge from the left, fire! Bob screamed.
- What on earth is going on here?! Zuckergußgebäck screamed in horror.
- Defaetist, bolsjevik! The soldiers screamed
- Yes, that´s right boys, show them, LONG LIVE THE FRONT!
(Try to guess which book I was inspired by)
Zuckergußgebäck walked off towards Mr. Kapputt ze psychiatrist.
---in session---
- OK, tell me again, who are you? the diabolical doctor said.
- I am lord Kitchener, 'Your country needs you, but I need a lifeboat!'
- OK, lets see, who told you that you were lord Kitchener?
- I am a hero of my people (and kitchener)!
- Yesyesyes, but O... TOLD... U..? An incresingly frustrated Mr. Kaputt said.
- Tha-a-a-a-at gh-a-a-a-asthly ob-b-b-b-b-bject in-n-n-n th-th-the mi-r-r-r-r-r-rorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Zuckergußgbäck said and pointed towards the mirror where Andytimtim was playing chess with Shoma.
The sheep was winning.
That was unusual.
Mr. Kaputt walked through the beatiful rose gardens of the palace, he smelled a flower, threw up and wondered what a rafflesia was doing in the rose gardens. He suddenly realised that he had something to do.
he went over to the lottle tank at the other end of the park, inside, certain... sounds were emitting.
- BLITZKREIG! he screamed.
(Blitzkreig and empty reserve-fuel tank scuttled for the bunker)
Mr. Kaputt wondered where they had gone to, but it didn´t matter, he strapped on the rivetted armor given to him by Stalin earlier that day.
As he was finished the tank looked more like Dresden-to-be than a tank.
This was not going to be easy.
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