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In a dark and misty house
Where no Christian man has been
Wicked Annabella mixes a brew
That no one's ever seen

Relatives have passed her by
Too scared to even say hello
She's in perpetual midnight
She shuts out the day
And goes about her sinful ways

I, I've seen her hair, I've seen her face
Look towards mine
I, I've felt her eyes burning my soul
Twisting my mind

Little children who are good
Should always go to sleep at night
'Cause Wicked Annabella is up in the sky
Hopin' they will open their eyes

Don't go into woods tonight
'Cause underneath the sticks and stones
Are lots of little demons enslaved by Annabella
Waiting just to carry you home


(Lyrics by Raymond Douglas Davies)
 
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It was September 1332 when a large and seaworthy English ship sailed out from Plymouth for the Italian city of Venice. Among various cargoes of worth the ship carried an abundance of food, mainly English cheese, and a large group of civilian travellers. Fourteen English families, a total of thirty-one men, women and children had bought themselves a spot on the ship called ‘Wicked Annabella’. Most of them went to Venice for business, sightseeing or to visit family but five families; The Scots, The Avory’s, The Davies, The Muswell’s and The Lee’s had sailed out to re-settle in the Mediterranean city. And so many farm-tools, from the Avory’s and the Lee’s, expensive furniture from the Scots and Muswell’s and musical instruments and artistic tools from the Davies where assembled in the cargo holds of the ‘Wicked Annabella’.

Three days out of the Plymouth harbour, somewhere in the Biscay gulf the ship was caught in a great gust of wind that brought her miles and miles off course. For three days the ‘Wicked Annabella’ sailed South before she turned to the East in what her captain thought was the direction of Spain. But it was not to be the ships compass was broken or, as the sailors of the ship thought ‘bewitched’.

“A ship with a name like this has to be wicked, has to be bewitched and has to bring us all to a preliminary death.”

And so the ‘Wicked Annabella’ sailed for the West instead of the East as was planned, and its sailors and passengers never reached Venice.
 

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OK, you've attracted my interest. I shall refrain from asking what is going on, in the confident hope that all will (eventually) be explained. ;)
 

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I must have been the navigator, I always get east and west mixed up. :D

(I had a similar idea one time: A group of English soldiers sail to Guyenne for the HYW, but a storm blows them across the Atlantic. This might actually be a better idea, however.)
 

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United Kinksdom? :confused:

heh in any case, Im curious to see how this AAR will deveop
 

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The scenario I use

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This Aar will be played in the normal Grand campaign except for a little tweaking.
The Lenape indians do not excist (altough i can release them as my vassals) and a new country is established in Manhattan called "New London" inhabited by some 5000 men women and children (what they did in those 85 years I do not know...).

Next to this the new Catholic country does not have a single province or anything except a bit money (and English cottage-cheese :rofl: ).
The unwanted 'colonisers' did not have any horses with them and thier only ship was so much battred by the journey it had been demolished
and the wood was used to build the first houses.

Our position in the 'New world' is not the best one any had ever had but, we have a cb on all original provinces of the United States and know a little after the first 85 years. But not a single sea-zone is known and we do not have a map of Europe or a route back to England, so we are here on our own and have to cope with the situation until 'God knows when'.

So we will jump in at the moment the new 'colony' started to flourish, 1419, the creation of the 'Village green preservation society'.

P.s.: The United Kinksdom is related to the UK band the Kinks and so are nearly all my monarchs, provinces, generals, admirals and events.
 
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The road to New London and Elizabeths monsters of hell.

For three months the ‘Wicked Annabella’ sailed on in a direction unknown to her sailors and passengers whom survived the long journey feeding themselves with English cottage-cheese from the cargo of the ship and collected rainwater.
Unknown to the they had sailed only some 10 miles north of the Azores but trough the bad weather the isles had not been visible.

And then, finally, after being 110 days at sea land was spotted on the horizon and although the captain thought the land was ‘on the wrong side of the ship’ no one bothered for it. Early in the morning on the seventeenth of November the mercenary captain James Scott, (not one of the Scott family had been on their way to Venice to resettle) set foot on American soil; the first Englishman to do so.

That day, the first day in the ‘New world’ (Although they did not call it America I will for the sake of clarity) those 61 survivors of a terrible journey crowded onto the beach and made themselves some sort of shelter for the night between two small boats. The first hunting party was undertaken and ‘Captain Scott’ went out with a five men force to make a scouting reconnaissance of the surroundings and find the nearest rout to a Spanish city. Spanish because he still thought himself to be in Spain.

While their men where away, hunting, scouting or gathering one of the women, Elizabeth Avory was the first to encounter a native inhabitant of the ‘New world’.
The two of them, a well dressed and ‘good to do’ lady of the English high society and a rather young Lenape male warrior faced each others between the trees and eyed at each other with great wonderment. Then, after seconds of staring both of them ran away, the Indian to tell his brothers ‘who knows what’ and Elizabeth to tell her companions she had found a great ugly painted monster whom was coming to kill them all.

Fortunately for the group Elizabeth was not right in her statement and no one threatened their existence on the coast of this unknown continent. That evening, during the first real meal the group had had in a considerable time speculations ran wild.
James Scott, the mercenary ‘knew’ they where in Spain, earlier in his life he had been on duty in the southern reaches of English France and he just knew from the surrounding countryside the coast they had set their feet on had to be the South-western Spanish coast.
The captain of the ‘Wicked Annabella’ William Lloyd was “bedazzled” as he stated by the fact the coastline had been entirely on a different side of the ship. “I had guessed we would have found land on the starboard side but we did not. I do not have the faintest idea where we have landed, this might be an entirely different continent altogether.”
Elizabeth mingled telling tales of the monster she had ‘found’ and stating they had to be in the fore portal of ‘hell’. Her husband only cut her words short in time before she went mad but he could not stop her from acting very strange that evening when she ran into the sea to ‘drown herself’ and failed time and again stating ‘this was the evidence they had entered Hell, the place you could not commit suicide to leave’.
Luckily for them all a few of them had some senses left in themselves, amongst them Mike Vicious whom wanted to build a village to survive the oncoming winter and from which to explore the surroundings and find a way back to the civilized world.

And so they all agreed to build a little settlement called “New London”. Except for Elizabeth whom, over the next weeks occasionally saw her ‘monster’ again and returned screaming from the woods running into the sea and trying to reach England trough swimming, but again she failed time and again.
 

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Poor woman.

Interesting set-up. What are your DP settings at beginning?
 

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61 people and *two* boats??

it must have been rather crowded in there... oh well, it provides a solid explanation for as many as 5000 people cropping up 85 years later, doesn´t it?
 

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Poor woman.

Interesting set-up. What are your DP settings at beginning?

Eh, I think just the USA setups max on freedom and les aristocracy.


Gjerg: eh sorry, whatis cum deo or Lord of the flies? No no this is something I made up based on the songs of a 60's (altough they play unitl now) rock band.
 
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it must have been rather crowded in there... oh well, it provides a solid explanation for as many as 5000 people cropping up 85 years later, doesn´t it?

Between: It was only one ship: The wicked Annabella and yes it must have been rather crowded in there but....about the 61 to 5000>>>

Eh yes first I thought of it as strange and I laughed at it but after your post i started to calculate and those 61 will breach the 1000 inhabitants after some 31 years and from there it will cost them only some 17 more years to reach the 5000 point and an addiotional 7 years to reach 10,000. So: after 48 years they are with 5000 and after 55 with 10,000 a point easily reached within the 85 years available to them.

Besides; according to Jared Diamond in Germs steel and horses a 10% growthh range is easily within the possibilities.

So.....
 

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The winter of 1335-1336

The winter of 1335-1336 had almost been a total disaster for the 61 survivors of the ‘Wicked Annabelle’.
Long before a sufficient amount of shelters had been constructed the first snow covered the ground. Domestication of food proved to be impossible at the moment as there where only wild species of plants to be found around. And so the farm tools the Avory’s and Lee’s had brought to this ‘new world’ where almost useless and the ‘colonists’ had to resort to the existence of a ‘hunter-gatherer’ for now.

Winter turned out to become a killer while forces of nature struck down on New London and murdered 13 members of the settlers by starvation or cold. Especially January turned out to be a real struggle of wills between men and nature.
Shelters where constructed at a terrible slow rate and then only from the ships boarding, at the end of this terrible winter only the keel of the Wicked Annabelle marked the spot where the 61 had landed.
A hard choice had been made between the ship or shelters and the last had come out on top, a choice which made them dwell on this coast for a period far longer then first imagined.

During those three faithful months many a hunting party, either successful or far more often unsuccessful, was send out into Manhattans woods. One of those parties included Elizabeth “the mad”, as she was called by the others. During most of the times she joined in a hunting/gathering expedition she saw the ‘monsters’ and pointed at them for others to see but not a single time they could be seen and so Elizabeth grew more distant from the group until finally she ran of one day in January never to re-appear again (as Elizabeth that is).

When March came and the snow melted the 47 survivors of the Annabelle gathered in the puddle of mud between their constructions, or village square as they called it themselves, and discussed their future.
“We should send out discovering parties, the 17 year old James Avory called out, we all wish to know what is behind the horizon and where we can find civilization again.”
“There are more important things at hand then exploring, we need to survive, we need to build real houses, we need to build farms and catch cattle.”
“We need to build a boat so we can sail back home.”
“Nobody knows where home is.”
“How do you like to catch cattle, no one saw a horse a cow or a pig in the four months we have spent here.”

And so a discussion of matters ran out of hand once more and finally everybody decided to do what they where best at.

During the next three seasons, spring, summer and autumn, the village sort of flourished when a well was dug for fresh water, a crude farm was created and the first buffaloes where caught. All of those had been truly revolutionary things and could only be made possible trough the expertise of the two farmer families, the Lee’s and the Avory’s.
Also, in late summer Sir, John Muswell led an expedition into the back country of the land and marched a total of 100 miles trough the forests and across plains with only twelve men. The area they discovered was called the “Muswell hills’ from then on. Still no sign of a true civilization was discovered although human existence was clearly found by signs such as fireplaces and an occasional deserted tent or hut.
The 12 men had the annoying feeling of being watched all the time they made their march trough the country but still Elizabeth was called ‘the mad’ for her fear of monsters.
 

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Muswell hillbillies

When the 12 explorers returned from the west and the new discovered territory, commanded by Sir. John Muswell they sang:

Well i said goodbye to rosie rooke this morning,
I'm gonna miss her bloodshot alcoholic eyes,
She wore her sunday hat so she'd impress me,
I'm gonna carry her memory 'til the day i die.

They'll move me up to muswell hill tomorrow,
Photographs and souvenirs are all i've got,
They're gonna try and make me change my way of living,
But they'll never make me something that i'm not.

Cos i'm a muswell hillbilly boy,
But my heart lies in old west virginia,
Never seen new orleans, oklahoma, tennessee,
Still i dream of the black hills that i ain't never seen.

They're putting us in little boxes,
No character just uniformity,
They're trying to build a computerised community,
But they'll never make a zombie out of me.

They'll try and make me study elocution,
Because they say my accent isn't right,
They can clear the slums as part of their solution,
But they're never gonna kill my cockney pride.

Cos i'm a muswell hillbilly boy,
But my heart lies in old west virginia,
Though my hills are not green,
I have seen them in my dreams,
Take me back to those black hills,
That i have never seen.


(Lyrics by Raymond Douglas Davies)

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How funny. :D

When I saw the AAR's title, I thought, it was about the United Kingdom, when I looked though the AAR, I made an mistake, it is not about the United Kingdom but that band called The Kinks. Hence the name "United Kinksdom"

:rofl: Keep going :rofl:

More songs to startle us?

To be honest, I don't like music for a good reason, but I am enjoying the AAR.
 

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Good good. I wonder what the first meeting will be like with the pesky natives.
 

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Good good. I wonder what the first meeting will be like with the pesky natives.

What about a historical influenza plague?
 

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Gosh! Computers, Photographs, Zombies... These Kinksdomers must´ve been be the most advanced people on earth at that time!
 

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Singleton Mosby said:
What about a historical influenza plague?

Influenza might be a little anachronistic. Small-pox on the other hand ... ;)