Top 10 things I hate in MP:
10) When other players object to me turbo-annexing AI-nations. It's not their nation I'm attacking, so they should mind their own f*cking business!
9) When other players invade, molest, convert, etc. Pagan nations. How politically incorrect. And besides... those Pagan provinces could have been *my* state culture and religion one day. How inconsiderate...
8) When human-played Spain, England, Portugal and France will not trade maps with me. Why wouldn't they want the Chagatai Khanate's maps anyhow!?!
7) House rules. Hate em. Whenever something comes up, the game should be paused and everyone should go to ICQ to discuss it. Call multiple breaks if necessary.
6) People who don't laugh at my jokes or otherwise find me amusing. Multi-player means that you are there for my entertainment, so get with the f*cking program already!
5) People who play China in a dedicated latin-country game. If I wanted the competition I wouldn't have chosen Dai-Viet!
4) People DOWing me... particularily when I'm dealing with my BB wars.
3) People who make disparaging comments about my age... especially after I've made some *very* insightful remarks about their personality and sexual habits. Some people just don't have the good sense to be properly mortified by their own behavior. So sad...
2) I also hate it when I don't have enough time to hit the Safeway, 7-11 *and* Blockbuster video during a rehost. Well... 2 out of 3 will have to suffice most days.
And the #1 thing I hate about MP games:
1) Losing a player-vs-player war. Opposing players should have the good grace to just roll over and die. This game is all about me after all!
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No stones please. I just couldn't resist.