... in which I answer a certain question about a rather confusing Magyar form of address. I actually wrote most of the backstory back in
Lions, and most of this chapter before you commented,
@Bfc kfc, in case you may suspect that this is an
ad hoc explanation. I could still be grammatically and usage-wise way off base, though. I really don't know that much Hungarian.
FORTY-SIX.
Educating a King
25 August 1623 – 17 January 1625
Kráľ Mojmír 2. quickly learned that there was far more to being a king than simply dressing up and looking suitably grave and majestic at various public functions… though for a lad of habits as retiring as Mojmír’s, there was certainly more than enough of that.
The realm was in an utter shambles after the Kafenda coup. Civil officials were hauled in from all corners of the realm for the second time in the space of four months, to answer in detail for their movements, activities, contacts and political loyalties for the previous eight. Military officials fared even worse. Drumhead trials were held in all four armies, and summary justice exacted at the barrel of a musket from those officers of
Plukovník rank and higher, who had sworn too rash a loyalty to the late Regent.
What was worse: there were reports of Estonian and Scandinavian rebels in the Kola Protectorate who were gaining traction and popularity as a result in the distant uncertainty in Moravia. The Lord Protector of the Sámi, Jeansa 3. Saiva, had remained loyal to the old king. When news reached the far north of Prisnec’s death, the legitimacy of his government was thrown into question. This gave his Estonian and Scandinavian subjects hope that Livonia and Garderike, respectively, might be able to move in and reclaim their lost territories.
300 MP for 4 stab? Yes please!
In response Mojmír, whose saving grace as monarch was his minor acumen in administrative affairs, undertook a thorough overhaul of the government. He spent his formidable energy as well as considerable reserves of political capital on restoring the good name and credit of both the civil service and the military bureaucracy.
‘I plan,’ he told the military advisor Zdravomil z Nostic, ‘to make certain reforms. How can I go about it?’
The burly, grizzled old soldier crossed his arms as he delivered his answer. ‘Well—you
are the King. How do
you think you should go about it?’
‘I—well,’ said Mojmír, a bit tepidly. ‘I’d thought about convoking the
Stavovské Zhromaždenie, so that they could give their input.’
Zdravomil chuckled. ‘You’re like as not to get fifty different proposals, each one disagreeing with all the others, that way. Are you ready to handle that?’
‘Uh… hm.’ Mojmír put his hand to his beardless chin.
‘I’d say that you have some solid instincts about you,’ Zdravomil offered, not unkindly. ‘But instincts alone aren’t enough to rule. You have to be able to distil situations, make decisions, and then act on them without hesitation. Indecision breeds insecurity.’
‘I see.’
‘I tell you what,’ said the military advisor. ‘Your father would certainly have seen things your way, if he had lived to be in your place. He was always one for fairness, for respect of rights, for deliberation.’
‘Yes…’ Mojmír said. ‘He always said that the
Zhromaždenie was one of Moravia’s greatest gifts, both to its people and to the world. The fact that we call upon men to represent the people before the king, and upon the king to represent the people before God, was a sacred truth to him.’
‘It was,’ nodded Zdravomil knowingly.
‘I’m not sure I can represent the people before God.’
‘That,’ Zdravomil told Mojmír bracingly, ‘is the
easy part of your job. Not that prayer or fasting or almsgiving are ever truly easy, mind you: all of us are sinners who fall short of the glory of God. But the
hard part of your job will be deciding how best to enact the will of God in your kingdom. Do you
believe that convoking the
Stavovské Zhromaždenie to reform the government is the right course of action?’
‘I do,’ said Mojmír, more confidently.
‘
That’s more like it,’ Zdravomil nodded with an approving growl. ‘Clear sight, facing forward.’
~~~
Kráľovná Svietlana,
rodená Kotúľová, when she married the young cavalry officer from Hlinka, would never have expected to see the Crown of
Kráľ Vojtech 2. upon her bridegroom’s head. At the time, she thought she was the luckiest girl in the world. She would be queen! She would get to plan all the visits, host all the balls, be adorned and arrayed in the latest of high fashions (all the easier now that foreign luxury goods were so cheap!), and be admired and respected by all. But the reality of her new position sank in
very quickly when she entered Olomouc Castle.
The corridors had been drenched with blood. The servants had already been working on it for a couple of weeks, but still they were trying to scrub out the rusty-coloured patches that had been left by all the gruesome death that had reigned in the castle during Alžbeta Kafendová’s coup. Add to that, that many of the servants and courtiers and palace hangers-on had fled the hellish scene, with some of the less scrupulous ones having absconded with various valuables and state papers in their flight.
As the mistress of the castle, the new queen understood at once that she wouldn’t be hosting any balls or official state functions any time soon. Not unless she rolled up her already-short sleeves and began pitching in to help clean up the mess.
As it turned out, Svietlana had found her calling. Effervescent and outgoing she might be, but not stupid, and
certainly not lazy! She gathered up her immense reserves of young energy and at once set to work—with her voice, with charcoal and draught-paper, and even with stiff-bristled brushes and water with lye. Within the next four weeks, she had taken inventory of the remaining palace valuables, and had overseen the cleaning of (or herself cleaned) about eighty-five
per cent of the soiled and damaged furniture and wares. The castle, the feasting-hall and the private quarters were beginning to look respectable again.
~~~
Kráľ Mojmír 2. called the
Zhromaždenie to session on the thirtieth of January, 1624. He addressed the three estates there with what he hoped was the proper degree of stridency and determination.
‘Esteemed gentlemen and worthies of Moravia,’ he told them, ‘I, the man who by God’s grace and by your own judgement hold the authority and office of King, have called you here three weeks after the Feast of Theophany to come to several… several decisions.
‘First of all,’ he spoke, ‘I wish you, the
Stavovské Zhromaždenie, to
establish and maintain yourselves as a
permanent body. The right and responsibility of advising and supporting the
Kráľ is every bit as sacred and God-given as is my own office as your representative before that same Author.
‘Secondly, I wish you, the
Stavovské Zhromaždenie, to take on the additional right and responsibility of draughting and proposing laws for our people which are salutary, just and well-pleasing to God. For myself I reserve the right to bring those proposals into fruition by my word, and to enforce the Lord’s justice for His people.
‘Thirdly, I hereby relinquish to the four nations outside of Moravia Proper, certain rights of oversight and maintenance of their own territories. This is in spirit a return to the ancient traditions of our shared Slavic heritage, wherein the Bohemian, Silesian, Nitran and Rusin peoples, each with their own liege lords, saw fit to render their own modes of justice, in their own tongues, under contract from the king. This is an arrangement many of you have desired in the past, and this desire accords with my own.
‘And lastly, I wish to restore as far as I may, those
reasonable and
healthful exercises of right and privilege, which were enjoyed for generations by the great families of our realm. The Rychnovských of the royal line may no longer be with us, the wronged victims of treason and murder—but their kinsmen, lesser of title but by no means lesser of loyalty, still are. So too are the Přemyslovci, the Mikulčických and the Koceľukovcov, as well as the numerous ancient houses of great worth and proven service to God and to the Moravian realm.’
There was thunderous applause in the hall, and no doubt the former
Kancelár Augustin Kafenda was smiling from beyond the grave. Each of these proposals was taken up with relish by the newly-empowered
Stavovské Zhromaždenie, which took upon itself for the first time in Moravia’s history the status of a
permanent legislative body with clearly-defined constitutional duties.
~~~
In addition to these domestic reforms (and summoning the fortitude to place them before the representatives of the Moravian peoples), there were certain points of diplomatic nicety that eluded the new king at first. He had to rely on more seasoned diplomats to educate him before he made an ass of himself before foreign heads of state.
‘Why is the Empress of Carpathia called an
Általánosnő?’ asked
Kráľ Mojmír. ‘Why don’t we call her
Császárnő? Why would we call her something that just means “broad” or “common”?’
The senior diplomatic adviser, Bohumil z Polzic, looked over the new
Kráľ. ‘Please do not take offence,
vaše Veličenstvo, but… tell me, did you take history in your classes at the
Rytierska škola?’
‘A bit,’ admitted the teenage king. ‘Not much.’
Polzic made bold to put an arm around the new king’s shoulders. ‘Back when the
Carpathian Empire was first founded, the question did arise of what to call the ruler. More than a king, yes? The Vlachs already had a king, as did the Bulgars and the Magyars. But the Eastern Romans were quite jealous of the titles
Kaisar and
Vasileus. And Marko the Heartbreaker didn’t want to needlessly antagonise his southern neighbour. Are you with me so far?’
‘Okay… I’m with you…’
Polzic continued: ‘So Marko looked for titles that would be suitably grandiose—higher than a despot, but not a rival to the
Vasileus. Eventually he came across the title
Katholikos: a courtly office that was responsible for the
whole empire, in
common, but still subservient to the Emperor.’
‘Sort of like
the Katholikos-Patriarch of All Georgia?’ asked Mojmír.
‘Exactly,’ said the diplomat. ‘But, you see, unlike in Georgia, there’s a significant contingent of
Roman Catholics in Carpathia. For the Emperor to call himself
Katholikos might appease the masters of New Rome, but it would cause confusion and outrage in those among his subjects whose faith was in the West, in Old Rome. A compromise was needed. Eventually, Marko elected simply to translate
Katholikos into Magyar as
Általános, and adopt that as his secular title.’
The major happening from abroad, however, did not come from Carpathia—but from one of Moravia’s other allies. The voyage of the HMS
Ambleside, the HMS
Glamorgan and the HMS
Conflagration was one which had been followed with great interest, as the small British fleet under the command of Commodore Cynog Prowell had set sail from Plymouth Dock in Devon on the sixth of April in the year 1621, with the intention of
circumnavigating the globe. And on the first of April, 1624, the HMS
Conflagration sailed back into port in Devon, having come from the south. The HMS
Ambleside and the HMS
Glamorgan had both been lost at sea.
Commodore Prowell himself had managed to cross the massive ‘pacific’ ocean which lay west of the New World, but he had been killed following a missionary expedition to the isle of Subuth in the East Indies. He had been struck by a poison arrow, after having led the British crews onto one side in a battle between two of the island’s kingdoms.
Of the original crew complement of the small British fleet setting out from Plymouth Dock, which had consisted of 302 men, only 21 had returned alive abord the
Conflagration. The
Conflagration had, however, managed to stay seaworthy and under sound rigging and sail with the help of 58 additional crew (the majority of them impressed into the service against their will, as slave labour) which had joined on the voyage: including 28 Lokonos from British Guiana, 15 Sama Bajau from the Spice Islands, 9 Waungwana and 6 Arab sailors from the islands of Sansibar and Pemba along the African coast. This motley and multiracial crew disembarked to the great enthusiasm and curiosity of their British welcoming committee, though naturally the loss of Commodore Prowell was deeply mourned.
Later that year, the first ‘gallop’ cavalry units armed with long-bored hand guns entered Moravia’s service in the
Krakovská Armáda. Or perhaps ‘long-bored’ was being a bit overly generous. The new
karabína musket was much shorter than the standard infantry musket, and much inferior in both accuracy and impact power, but it began to be favoured by the Moravian cavalry for another reason. What it lacked exactness and force, it made up for in ease of reloading from horseback.
‘A physic! Send for a physic!’
The urgent call came from the quarters of the eight-year-old Pravoslav Hodža. The poor lad was burning up, and he could not be roused to consciousness from sleep. As soon as his condition became known, the physician arrived… but he was very quickly followed by a priest.
The entire court mourned the sudden and unexpected end of the noble and loyal Hodža line. A permanent monument was erected in the courtyard of Olomouc Cathedral in memory of both Miloslav and Pravoslav, in gratitude for their service to the Moravian Realm, and in hope of the resurrection of the dead and the life of the world to come.