Huh? What? Who? Where?
Van Engel: Okay, so It wasn't a problem with my comp. Fortunately
Mr Capiatlist: Screenies will follow.
Allright ppl, here we go again

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Now, let's return to Charles. Charles? Ohhh Charles Dauphin of France? Where are you hiding now you useless pretender to the throne? Ahhh! There it is: A small piece of land called Dauphiné! How touching bwahahahah. In November the final crusade starts to rid the world of the Dauphin. Phil sends the declaration in November 1437 and the Dauphiné's allies of Savoy and Foix honour their alliance, as do Lorraine, Scotland, Provence and Brittanny on our side (allthough some decline at first, but then rejoin my alliance. You've gotta love the AI

).
In April we send word to our misguided brothers in Savoy a message of peace yet they refuse. And our merchants are quite unhappy with that to, so they decide to monkeywrench our research in the trade area. In December, Dauphiné [insert manic laughter here] demands [insert even more manic laughter here] that we hand over the [really, I'm roling on the floor here] Lyonnais. Savoy however, has more to demand as they have taken the capital of our vassal, Provence, and attack Lyonnais themselves. They can however not stop Phil from taking Dauphiné in January and annexing the last realm loyal to The Dauphin. He tries to hide in his mother's closet, but he is sniffed out by Phil's favourite Pitbull who drags Charles out of there by his tight trousers. We have a nice station for Charlers, he can serve as the royal pigstables cleaner.
In May our recent succes is reflected in our economy by an exceptional year, while in July we regretfully have to crush the men of Savoy, to show them the error of their ways. Oh well. Savoie is put unde siege, as well as Provence, to liberate them from Savoyese clutches.
In January '40 Holland revolts. An army is raised in Flandern to put the revolt down. Fortunately, on the other side of the country, Savoie, the capital of the Savoyese, falls into our hands. The army marches on Piemonte and in February, brush away the token resistance there and lay siege to the province. However our Ill-conceived plan of invasion in Foix (Foix could only be reached by sea since England still controls Gascogne and Aragon holds Roussillion, and I have a treaty with neither) fails. On top of all that the merchants are AGAIN not happy in June. Why they hamper their own research because of that is a mystery to Phil. Perhaps a litlle more inovativeness in the nation's policies? Well, it get's the stability down, that's for sure. More good news comes from Holland where our army is thrown back over the river by the rebels.
In November, Phil himself wins against the forces of Savoy attempting to free their capital, and than he marches on to Limousin, to deal with the Savoyese there. It is of no consequence, as Savoy decides to end the war by offering Piemonte and 352 ducats. Greedy as he has become, Phil takes the offer, other than pushing for full vassalization (Well, what can I say, one of those pesky "temporary insanity of player" events

). A few days later, a royal marriage is already arranged between the two brother kingdoms. The war of Dauphinese eradication has ended, and Burgundy is becoming more and more popular in Europe :O. By the way, those tenacious Hollanders defeated another of our attacks. It is getting tiresome.
Remember that dutch loanshark that could buy a country? Well apparantly someone has put a country up for sale. We buy Luxembourg with another loan and it becomes our vassal. Great! Yet they will not join our alliance. The entire year of 1441 is rather a tirseome year, with numerous rebelllions bing put down throughout the realm (except the one in Holland offcourse, tenacious dutch bastards!), however 1442 starts with the anouncement that Albania now is a Sunni nation. Right... Again a number of revolts are put down but then, in April, Strassburg insults us? What? Phil has already made a fitting letter to reply along the lines of "bastard", "dogs", "scum", "all your lands are mine", but he decides not to send it, wisely, as we are not ready yet for a full-power invasion into the mediterranian (Strassburg's allies are Genoa, Milan and Venice, and we can only reach them, for now through Piemonte and our vassal Provence, not very strategic. )
We are however, treated to another war in the Med as Aragon decides to we are to be kicked in the butts. They drag with them, the Casus Belli magnet of the Papal States. Time to bring a swift end to the war. First, we pay of one of our loans in June, then Phil decimates the Aragonese in Guyenne and besieges the Province.
In March 1443, still no nations decides to punish us for being at war with the Papal States, but we have to take some inflation for not introducing a new tax. In July, Luxembourg is inherited by Phil and it is confirmed that the loanshark could indeed buy a country, allthough we did it for him

. With Luxembourg come some 23,000 men. Quite the bonus for a nation at war over mountainous terrain!
In September Holland is finally back in our hands. Now, to bring the full smack down on Aragon. In October the battle of Roussillion is won and we march on Gerona, where the Aragonese are again crushed and the city if put under siege. The war is looking great for us! Albania meanwhile, is Orthodox again.
Events take a turn for the worst however, in March 1444 as a wave of obscurism causes the people to once again be displeased with the government, and this manifests itself (combined with war-fatiigue) in a revolt in Caux. Allthough naval technology reaches level 2 in August, we are forced to take a 98 ducats peace deal from Aragon in to free up our forces for the coming revolts. We had Aragon on it's knees. Well, we'll get back at ya.
Fortunately, despite the obscurists, stability went up.
Well, now the Empire looks like this:
By February 1445 (I'm afraid I do not really know what happened to the revolt in Caux, probably lost my notes. I do know the nation was at peace by Februay 1445) the situation is like this:
Burgundy is ruled by the most venerable monarch Phillipe (Phil) le Bon (the Good). Inflation is at 5,4% and we are not quite friendly people, with a badboy of 29.2/40. All techs are at 2 and stability is at +2. We have an alliance with Scotland, Lorraine and our vassals Britanny and Provence.
The Main enemies are: Aragon (Papal States, Knights of St John) and England (Connaught, Leinster, Ulster). Foix and Savoy are allied as well, and control French soil, but they do not pose a real threat. Our armed forces consist of two 12,000/7,600 armies as well as a 7/0/4 fleet.
Well, that's that for tonight. The next few years will see the diplomatic side of Phil, as more and more of the world is brought under Burgundian leadership, one way or the other...