The second tale of the cucumber-land...

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:rofl: But yeah give us more zucker

 

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Zon´t call him a Zucker juzt cazue he iz playing zweden!

 

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So what is critialysing?

Oh well, better update or Stroph1 will ban me for exessive spamming

 

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critalysing: Both critical and analyzingcombined to form critalyzing which means critically analyzing. Used by those who have a poor keyboard and have to shorten and combine words to save time and money

 

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OK, ok, enough of making fun of my mistakes :/ let´s get back on topic here, ok?
Else I´ll critalyse the hell outta you all!

 

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August 27, Schönbrunn palace, Vienna

KW: Man, how do you do to get the correct picture to show and not some sort of strange picture of three men?
Franz Josef(FJ): It´s all a matter of good taste
KW: It is?
FJ: Indeed, some Wiener-nougate?

KW: Looks good...
BTA: May I?
FJ: what are you doing here?
BTA: I am in search of nougate for my private orgies, thank you...
*BTA leaves with nougate*
FJ: So, Willy, what I was saying *munch* is that *munch* we will *munch* consider us *munch* defeated *munch*
KW: Now?
FJ: What happened to then?
KW: We passed it
FJ: when?
KW: Just now!
FJ: When will then... be now?
KW: Soon
FJ: How soon?
KW: That, I leave to The speaking clock
FJ: Who?
KW: Let us leave these deep, psychological questions and get on with what we were doing.
FJ: OK, we are to have conditions of defeat.
KW: You too?
FJ: Oh well, better just try to bury our heads in nougate...
KW: I thought the swedish armaments minister stole all our nougate?
FJ: No, didn´t you hear me munching after he left?
KW: Oh...
BTA: I´ll have that!
FJ: Hey, he stole our nougate!
KW: GET 'UM!

 

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KW: Now?
FJ: What happened to then?
KW: We passed it
FJ: when?
KW: Just now!
FJ: When will then... be now?
KW: Soon
FJ: How soon?
KW: That, I leave to The speaking clock
FJ: Who?
KW: Let us leave these deep, psychological questions and get on with what we were doing.

:rofl: I loved Spaceballs. Great update also. Now Do other AAR of yours or reap the whirlwind. I cancut up cucmbers all day!

NW: Yeah I wont pick on yur spellin agan

 

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:rofl: I loved Spaceballs. Great update also. Now Do other AAR of yours or reap the whirlwind. I cancut up cucmbers all day!

NW: Yeah I wont pick on yur spellin agan

Other.......AARs.........reap............whirlwind.............wot?..............cut...................cucumbers?...................................wot?

 

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Other.......AARs.........reap............whirlwind.............wot?..............cut...................cucumbers?...................................wot?

My sentiments exactly.

And a great(and initially slightly confusing) update

 

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My sentiments exactly.

And a great(and initially slightly confusing) update

What´s so confusing about that?
Everytime we are at potsdam, a picture of the Potsdam conference shows, not the castle...

Thank you for enjoying my AAR(that sounds strange).

 

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I actually meant the bit Greven quoted - i haven't seen Spaceballs and tend to drift off occasionally when reading things...
Thus I had to read it twice to realise what was going on. Or what is going on. Or what will be going on? I'm getting a headache now :wacko:

 

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I actually meant the bit Greven quoted - i haven't seen Spaceballs and tend to drift off occasionally when reading things...
Thus I had to read it twice to realise what was going on. Or what is going on. Or what will be going on? I'm getting a headache now :wacko:

There there... what WAS going on, this whole thing is in 1914.... oh, well...

 

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At least your still doing well. Sorry to confuse you I was AAR threatning you

 

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August 27, still, France had conditions of defeat


And now something completely different...


August 29, Belgium


KW: We´re getting closer to him, Franz
FJ: Aye
BTA: Puff, pant, puff, pant, puff...
KW: He is turning south, towards France!
*Two soldiers step onto the road, BTA just dodges them and runs away*
KW: Would you please move? I am the german Kaiser and this is Franz Josef of austria-hungary.
Dutch soldier #1: Sure you are...
DS#2: You are belgian refugees, not german or austrian, come with us, we are to give you shelter and work.
KW: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
DS#1: And dutch chocolate
FJ: Oh well, then it perhaps isn´t so bad after all!
KW: But I am not scheduled to be exiled in Netherlands until 1918, let go!

Do not be fooled by appearances, this is a map of the chase...

 

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hhahahaha
belgian refugees...

 

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KS: Well, since BTA apparently have run away to France, it is up to us to deside europes future and...
GV: Sir?
KS: What?
GV: That part about france made me think of Luxemburg for some strange reason
KS: Is it really spelled that way?
GV: France?
KS: No
GV: reason?
KS: No, Luxemburg
GV: Funny, I always have problems spelling reesonn
KS: Anyway, since we are the social democrats...
CAE: We are?
KS: ...
CAE: I´ve always supported the agrarian party, ah, I love their ideology, it is the only correct one for me...
KS: OK, does anyone remember which ideology the agrarian party had?
[Eery silence]
DB(David Bergström, chief of army): Well, it is intolerable to have a person supporting the agrarian party in the government, and most so if he owns much of swedens porcelain!!!!!!
[More silence]
KS: Anyway, where were we?
CAE: At the social democrats sir!
KS: Very good ...I propose that we rationalise spelling of Luxemburg... Luxembourg? Lux... and found a comitty to research which one of the two is the best spelling!

[applauds]


(Later, at the comitty)
BTA: Well, guys, let´s just say that we have nothing to discuss and eat some rhubarb-pie!
Churchill: I believe that Luxemburg... Luxembourg? Lux... should be spelled Luxembuourg, as a sort of compromise.
Prince Louis of Battenberg: I cannot tolerate this! I am leaving this comitty!
C: No, you have to stay!
PLB: Why?
C: 'Cos the save game says so, look here:

name = "3:00 September 16, 1914 : British Empire went with Keep Prince Louis of Battenberg. in A new First Sea Lord?."


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Sorry that I cannot write more, but the time is 23:15 and I just want to get some sleep...

 

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That´s fine dude. As long as you show consistent proof you´ve quit suing LSD...

 

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Why do people keep having a go at LSD
What has LSD ever done to them?
And on a lighter note that's another great update

 

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Been sick But reading your updates has cheered me up a lot thanks.

 

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September 28

BTA: Sirsirsir, I bring the most horrendous news to your court!
KS: What? Oh no! Has Boris caught a cold? His nose is very sensitive you know... Oh, Boris, NONONONONONO... WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
BTA: Erm, sir...
KS: *Sniff* what?
BTA: It is not about Boris...
KS: No, it cannot be, it mustn´t be.............
BTA: No, it is far worse....
KS: Are we out of chocolate chip cookies?
BTA: Yeah, I ate them.
KS. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
BTA: But, sir... there are even more horrendous things lurking on the horizon...
KS: Russians? Bolsheviks? Bolshevik Russians? Russian Bolsheviks? Bussian Rolsheviks? snaissuR skivehsloB?(Sorry Czar1111, just couldn´t resist)
BTA: No... we... lost the election!
KS: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! But, wait, there wasn´t an election, my copy of Herman Lindquists 'Historien om Sverige' says that we stepped down as a protest against GV holding a speech.
BTA:: Which means?
KS: That I object to resigning, and for the sake of the story, stay.
BTA. Yeah, we cannot let that Hjalmar Hammarskjöld take over, can we?
KS: No, he isn´t really sane...

Is this man really sane?