The second tale of the cucumber-land...

[Morpheus506]

The joke? No, no no, I meant no specific joke! The whole AAR is quite hilarious.

 

[Exterous]

GV: What happen? Did someone set up us the bomb?

HA-ha-ha. All your base are belong to us

Make your time

 

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Sorry for a very prolonged absence, I was with my grandparents, anyway, update coming, I devized a totally hilarious joke yesterday.

 

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August 17

FLIP-FLAP FLIP-FLAP FLIP-FLAP FLIP-FLAP

GV: Theodore, what on earth is making that noise?
BTA: It´s a pair of trendy second-hand flip-flops
GV: How did you get those?
BTA: Well, that british minister of marine, Churchill gave them tom me, he said: 'The might come in handy, for we will fight on the beaches and on the landing grounds, and in the hills, we will never surrender'.
GV: Just curious: what use are a pair of trendy second-hand flip-flops in hills?
BTA: Yeah, that is why I stole KWs jackboots.
GV: That Churchill chap is mad, I bet that we will never hear of him again...
BTA: Yeah, just look at what he was doing when I ran into him: conditions of defeat, that guy is a real pessimist!
GV: STOP BEEING SUCH A PESSIMIST!

Would YOU trust this man?

 

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[August 18, joint swedo-norwegian training mission, 'Sore' beach]


RATATATATATATATATATATATATA


GV: Ouch, I´ve been hit, mama, MAMA!
KS: Sir, it´s only a half-eaten snickers!
GV: Great!
KS: Sergeant Thedore!
BTA: Sir?
KS: Get the men off the beach
BTA: OK guys, up my ass!
GV: Yeuch!

(The brave regiment advanced towards a sea wall)

Sir James Grierson(SJG): Medic! Medic!
CAE(Trying to put a bandage of James wound): We did it! We stopped the bleading!
SJG: Morphine...
KS: Give it to him!
CAE: Sir...
KS: GIVE IT TO HIM!
CAE: Yes sir, here comes...
SJG: Uuuuuuuuuuh....
KS: Goddamn fool, you gave him an overdose!
CAE: No sir, I gave him some water, I´ve already taken all morphine myself
KS: Goddamn fool...
Churchill: Oh well, gues that this is supposed to be 'Sir James Grierson dies'...



[Later]

GV(looking at a nice girl that no-one can see due to GV:s schitzofrenia): Will you marry me?
BTA: Oh, I never thought that you would ask!
GV: Erm........
(Hence on, GV suffered from hallucinations)

 

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Nice Update Thank you

 

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Nice Update Thank you

Oh, you´re welcome...

 

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Now hop to it I need MORE!

 

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[Command tent long from the fighting, August 22(my birthday)]


Distant sounds(DS): BOOOOOM RATATATATATATA FEEEEEEEOOOOW BOOOM!!

GV: Man, those distant sounds are killing me!
BTA: Sirsirsir!
KS: What?
BTA: The enemies are breaking through are left flank, sir!
KS: Nothing more important?
BTA: Yeah, found your anteater out there on the battlefield.
GV: Anteater?
KS: Yeah, say hello to my anteater Boris, named after his father and said to resemble Boris Karloff, or was it the other way?
DS: RATATATATATATA BOOOOOOOOOM!
German soldier(GS): Sir, we must break through to Constantinople!
KS: Says who?
GS: German mediterrainian squadron sir!
BTA: Hey, I remember you.
GS: You do?
BTA: Upham
GS: Eh?
BTA: Sorry, wrong Ry... mean movie.
KS: Soldier, get on your way, break through to Constantinople, it´s our only hope, god be with you.
DS: RATATATATATATATA
BTA: Sir?
GV: Now what!?
BTA: May I have some sugarlumps, sir?

Similarities?

 

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KS: Yeah, say hello to my anteater Boris, named after his father and said to resemble Boris Karloff, or was it the other way?

That had me rolling. Thanks I needed that. :rofl:

 

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That had me rolling. Thanks I needed that. :rofl:

Then I shall not say that I stole that joke....

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

 

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KS: Give it to him!
CAE: Sir...
KS: GIVE IT TO HIM!

I think KS might need therapy! Or some of what GV had.

BTW, Great AAR

 

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I think KS might need therapy! Or some of what GV had.

BTW, Great AAR

For some sort of explanations for strange jokes that has been swooping around inside this AAR for some time, please wiev 'Saving private Ryan'.

And Staaf definately needs therapy.

 

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[August 22(still), Potsdam palace, Berlin]

KW: Can you guys never do anything right?
Construction workers: Sorry!
KW: Oh, god...

KW: What´s this?! The bicycle regiment on parade?
Von Ludendorff: That is correct, sir
KW: They look strangely civilian...
VL: That is so that they can infiltrate the enemy lines without beeing suspected, no one will suspect a gang of bicyclers bicycling in no mans land, doging barbed wire, gas and mines as they go.
KW: Very good, carry on!
VL: Yes, sir!
Von Hindenburg: Pardon me sir, but I have an idea.
KW: And that is? My dear Paul von Beneckendorff und von Hindenburg.
VH: man, that is a long name I´ve got there, sir.
KW: Just tell me what you were thinking!
VH: Well, since I plan to become president of the Weimar republic between 1925 and 1933, it is just as well that we prepare to be defeated, it is in the best interest of the nation and in the interest of some idiot with a funny moustache, that we prepare o be defeated.
KW: Eh?
VH: Never mind, what I am saying is: we will have to have conditions of defeat!
KW: Very well, bring me a scotch on the rocks and carry on with whatever you wanted.
VH: yes sir, immediately sir!
KW: Bah, idiot with a funny moustache? Bet he will be a weak ruler who cannot even defeat France....................

 

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"KW: They look strangely civilian...
VL: That is so that they can infiltrate the enemy lines without beeing suspected, no one will suspect a gang of bicyclers bicycling in no mans land, doging barbed wire, gas and mines as they go.
KW: Very good, carry on!"
:rofl: :b: Great one Zucker! You´re getting better at it than ever! Really funny stuf going around in here.

Keep going!

 

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:rofl: :b: Great one Zucker! You´re getting better at it than ever! Really funny stuf going around in here.

Keep going!

Thank you, always good hear that

 

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And I mean it, really. Of course, there are times I just get dizzy when reading the updates, so many movie references I don´t get, such weird jokes... ´but of late seems your style has been critalyzing itself. My sincere congrats

 

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And I mean it, really. Of course, there are times I just get dizzy when reading the updates, so many movie references I don´t get, such weird jokes... ´but of late seems your style has been critalyzing itself. My sincere congrats

Critialyzing?

 

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He family was poor and the letter S is expensive! Keep up the good work Zucker.

 

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I can´t buy many more azzez. I even have to write azz with Zs!

Oopz, a Z, I´ll zpend the rezt of the month paying it!