Worst update
Still april 1, Still stockholm castle.
BA-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
KS: What was that? That wasn´t on the schedule for this meeting!
BTA: It is the sound of a small african nation dancing samba
KS: There aint no small african nations anymore, they are beeing opressed by the brits....... because they were faster than us!
BTA: The sound definately originated from the bastions!
KS: Sweden, the bastion of socialism!
BTA: Stop that, you know that it is just propaganda
KS: But I like it...
[The swedish government runs up some stairs]
GV: Muahahahahahaha! Take that, you pesky russians, that take!
BA-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
KS: Oh, it is just Gustaf playing with them thar antique, prizeless cannons again...
GV: Stay right were you are, the ruskies have sent forth another frigate, they are cannonfodder!
BTA: Fodder? Where, where?
BA-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
KS: Gustaf, you must stop playing with the cannons and firing on our mighty fleet.
GV: That aint our fleet, they art ruskies! And why does machine parts require coal to produce?
KS: Sure, and France went with We need the men! in Conscription in West Africa, come here, we shall take you to doctor Freude
GV: THATS FREUD!