Provocative title, I know, but it's the exact epiphany I had when I was looking at pictures of the new 1/72 Max Factory Abitate F35C Blizzard Gunner kit. For those of you who don't recollect the story of the Unseen, the Blizzard Gunner uses the same artwork as the SCP-1N Scorpion. Been waiting for that kit for a year.
Anyway, I always kind of figured that the Scorpion was garbage. My reasoning was that any humanoid mech with hands - so most of the 3025 collection - would just grab it and flip it over, or maybe climb on board and tear it apart piece by piece. It's only supposed advantage was being a more stable firing platform, which is nonsense anyway, since a running Scorpion would be an incredibly unstable firing platform and an unmoving bipedal mech would be just as stable as a Scorpion.
Then, as I said, I looked at the pictures and decided that the Scorpion might actually be the only mech that could possible make any real world sense.
For example, here's the lateral movement:
Picture this guy hunkered down behind a low rise, leaning up and over a bit to take a PPC shot between a couple of boulders, and then ducking back out of sight. Brilliant!
And this (admittedly stupid looking) pose is even better:
Set up behind a larger hill, ridge, or building, or in a forest or neighborhood, then pop up to fire. Duck back down to be completely protected, and then scuttle to the side to pop up in an unexpected spot without ever being exposed to enemy fire. All of those enemy mechs are stomping around taller than most of the cover and generally exposed, while Mr. Scorpion stays low and unseen.
Granted, any 3025 mech would still be likely to climb on its back and and rip hunks off, but as long-range support mechs these things would be really tough, especially if the pointless SRM were replaced with an LRM rack.
And there's my epiphany. My wife doesn't want to discuss it for some reason, so I thought I'd share it here.
Anyway, I always kind of figured that the Scorpion was garbage. My reasoning was that any humanoid mech with hands - so most of the 3025 collection - would just grab it and flip it over, or maybe climb on board and tear it apart piece by piece. It's only supposed advantage was being a more stable firing platform, which is nonsense anyway, since a running Scorpion would be an incredibly unstable firing platform and an unmoving bipedal mech would be just as stable as a Scorpion.
Then, as I said, I looked at the pictures and decided that the Scorpion might actually be the only mech that could possible make any real world sense.
For example, here's the lateral movement:
Picture this guy hunkered down behind a low rise, leaning up and over a bit to take a PPC shot between a couple of boulders, and then ducking back out of sight. Brilliant!
And this (admittedly stupid looking) pose is even better:
Set up behind a larger hill, ridge, or building, or in a forest or neighborhood, then pop up to fire. Duck back down to be completely protected, and then scuttle to the side to pop up in an unexpected spot without ever being exposed to enemy fire. All of those enemy mechs are stomping around taller than most of the cover and generally exposed, while Mr. Scorpion stays low and unseen.
Granted, any 3025 mech would still be likely to climb on its back and and rip hunks off, but as long-range support mechs these things would be really tough, especially if the pointless SRM were replaced with an LRM rack.
And there's my epiphany. My wife doesn't want to discuss it for some reason, so I thought I'd share it here.