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I think you are doomed to receive endless requests for supernatural national legends 
Tem_Probe said:I think you are doomed to receive endless requests for supernatural national legends
:nods: From now on, I demand concrete compensation for every national hero you mention, much less one that I put in the story.
Why not ressurect El Cid as a ''Ultra Angel of massive murdering'' to stop Zombie Napoleon of entering Spain? :rofl:
very funny AAR
very funny AAR
DarkReborn, you now officially owe me something. Too bad...
Anonymous, I suppose if you had, you would currently be the unanimous choice for AARland Choice AwAARd in the Vicky COmedy AAR. You probably would be winning if you updated the Bukkhara AAR in time...
Update coming in a moment.
Anonymous, I suppose if you had, you would currently be the unanimous choice for AARland Choice AwAARd in the Vicky COmedy AAR. You probably would be winning if you updated the Bukkhara AAR in time...
Update coming in a moment.
July 27th, 1841
3 km west of Torino, Sardinia-Piedmont
3 km west of Torino, Sardinia-Piedmont
Zombie Napoleon may have showed the slightist trace of fear that morning, when he set his eyes upon the three monstorous Robotic Menaces lumbering towards his army. The Vinci army was armed with over 300 attached repeating rifles, heavily armored and 100 feet tall each. However, the Zombie Emperor's army of mind-slaves outnumbered Da Vinci's robotic monstrosities by more than 10,000 to one.
The Vinci war machines moved first. Bellowing in deep, metallic Italian voices, they charged Napoleon's mindless hordes. Bonaparte issued a great Zombie moan, and he and his warriors charged forward. At the invisible command of Da Vinci's ghost, the robot monstrosities opened fire. Hundreds of Napoleon's warriors were cut down, but the rest, lacking fear, continued their determined advance.
After losing more than 7,300 warriors in their grand charge, the legions of the Zombie Emperor began to latch themselves onto Vinci's war-bots. Their teeth, resistant to human pain, gnawed through bolt and nail, while still others fired towards the largest concentrations of the repeating rifles, as the Zombie Emperor hoped this would ignite a tremendous explosion. Despite the massive volume of fire, this failed, and Bonaparte's attack began to falter.
With a grim look of determination crossing his pale face, Zombie Napoleon himself lunged up upon the forward-most of the robots. As he reached one of the rifle's firing holes, he pulled a large object out of his pocket...an early handgrenade. With all the strength of the undead, he forced the grenade into the barrel. The explosion rippled down the rifle to the robot's centeral ammunition chamber, and the resulting explosion completely destroyed the Iron monster.
Da Vinci's ghost flew into a blind, 100% true Italian rage, resulting in a remote volcano erupting in the Pacific, killing 34 islanders. However, this had abosultely nothing to do with the battle at hand. Following their leader's example, the mindless minions of Napoleon scaled the steel giants, dropping all manner of flammable objects into the firing slits. In rapid sucession, the two remaining weapons of Da Vinci exploded in crimson flame. Thus vanquised, Da Vinci was once more banished to the spirit world...
I just caught up and am loving it...
I would like to suggest another superhero, but I am a little short on my anonymous dollars, could anyone loan me some?
I would like to suggest another superhero, but I am a little short on my anonymous dollars, could anyone loan me some?
Zombie Napoleon should have destroyed Da Vinci's machines with a Holy Hand-Grenade. Of course, since he's a zombie, it could be an Unholy Hand-Grenade.
thus falls Italy's last line of defence. Rest in peace, Italians with brains.
For the brainless Italians it'll be slightly less restfull.
For the brainless Italians it'll be slightly less restfull.
Can no-one stop the terrible march of the zombie Emperor Napoleon?
Will the earth be doomed to a fate of brainless french dominion?
To find out, tune in nextweek, brainfans, same time, same forum...
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Will the earth be doomed to a fate of brainless french dominion?
To find out, tune in nextweek, brainfans, same time, same forum...
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Goodbye Italy.
This is only getting better with each post. Delightfully unique
I hope France beating Italy is how the World Cup final ends, by the way.
This is only getting better with each post. Delightfully unique
I hope France beating Italy is how the World Cup final ends, by the way.
Judas Maccabeus said:Goodbye Italy.
This is only getting better with each post. Delightfully unique
I hope France beating Italy is how the World Cup final ends, by the way.
Bonus Micro-Update just for that.
July 9th, 2006
Berlin, Germany
Berlin, Germany
"With Italy leading by one goal, and only two minutes left to go in the World Cup finals, one has to wonder if this is how it will end this season...wait, what's this? What is apparently a French fan dressed as a 19th century marshal has ambled onto the field. OH MY GOD DID YOU SEE WHAT HE DID! HE JUST TORE OUT THAT GUY'S BRAIN! AND NOW HE'S...EATING IT?! DEAR GOD, WHAT IS THAT THING..."
I'll give a Red Special Cookie to see Queen Victoria be able to shoot thunderbolts w/ the Dark Side. After all, with Darth Wellington, and it being the British Empire, it only seems fitting...
SHOOT IT! SHOOT IT!!! AHHH!!!! HES EATING THE SECURITY GUARDS BRAINS!!!! must...nuke....stadium....
Da Vinci was cool but you forgot about 1 thing.
"The Da Vinci Coat" (yeah coat - not code) Make Napoleons brainless puppets venture the Italian land in search for the long lost Holy AARk with the Holy Grail inside (or make it the Holy Hand Granade!).
"The Da Vinci Coat" (yeah coat - not code
) Make Napoleons brainless puppets venture the Italian land in search for the long lost Holy AARk with the Holy Grail inside (or make it the Holy Hand Granade!).
MikeZ said:Da Vinci was cool but you forgot about 1 thing.
"The Da Vinci Coat" (yeah coat - not code
Ah but the Holy AARk is in Ethiopia is it not?
Aye.