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lifeless said:mecha-caesar!
If anything, caesar should be a pagan god. Would be more fitting
Clearly it should be Mecha-Augustus, who is built by the ghosts of Da Vinci and Galileo.
At least have the ghost of Da Vinci build something, because that'd be
At least have the ghost of Da Vinci build something, because that'd be
Sophianumg@mer said:
It begans some pages ago, when the idiots first Frankenstiend Napoleon, not when he started to invade italy.
Yoy21 said:It begans some pages ago, when the idiots first Frankenstiend Napoleon, not when he started to invade italy.
I think he actually meant the beginning of Zombie Napoleon's quest to subjugate the peoples of Europe, not the story. Or he could also be referring to the point when the game began to actually play a role in the AAR.
anonymous4401 said:
What was he? Venetian? Genoan? In either case, Austria would currently have full rights to his immortal soul. You'd have to ask them. :nods:
But maybe, if you really believe, he'll create a massive force of mechanized monstrosities to do battle with Zombie Napoleon's mind-slaves to save Sardinia-Piedmont.
anonymous4401 said:
Okay then, if you truly believe, I'll post a mini-update in a few minutes where his ghost, sensing a disturbance in "the force" is reawakened when you break out in song for him. This will, of course be a massive anachronism, and will conviniently never be mentioned in any update ever again...or will it?
EDIT-And I also expect some sort of compensation for this...
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The Timeless Void
July 22nd, 1841
July 22nd, 1841
(For those of you who ask how a timeless void could have a set date like this, I ask you to quietly sit down and inflict pain upon yourselves for reading too much into this. Thank you.)
The ghost of Leonardo DaVinci, one of history's greatest scientist, sensed a...disturbance. Someone had corruped the very ideals of natural science to its core, and now all of humanity was in peril. But without a living being to sing for the restoration of his spirit, he could do nothing about it...
But then, throughout the timless nothingness, he heard a voice. Although, it was a horrible one, with vocal keys completely out of tune, and the rythm of the very apparently erstatz song was completely lacking in flow. Nevertheless, it was a voice, singing for his revival. From what he could hear, the singer wanted him to build giant mechanical robot fighting machines, because he thought it would "be cool." Da Vinci shrugged a cosmic shrug. He would take what he could get.
Da Vinci's spirit surged forth from the netherworld, and set his eyes upon the singer. He was wearing a large had that covered much of his face, a full length trench coat, and boots. Da Vinci asked him his name, to which the man replied that he would prefer not to be known. He then disappeared into the fog, never to be seen again...
Now that he had been resurrected, the spirit of Da Vinci could see first hand the disturbance he had felt. He watched in horror from his omnipotent perch as Zombie Napoleon and his legions of mindslaves ravaged the Northern Italian foothills. Seeing this, Da Vinci realized that those monsters had to be stopped.
Using his spirit-powers, Leonardo conjured up several thousand machine parts, the likes of which could never have been found on the world market. Fused with powerful steam engines and steel, mechanical monstrosities began to take shape. By the next morning, the Robo-Vinci army had been assembled...
Wonder what the Germans will do....
Barbarossa? Buried somewhere in the middle east though. Would be fun to read how they revive his body after beeing in a bucket with vinegar...
Blücher? Charlemagne?
Barbarossa? Buried somewhere in the middle east though. Would be fun to read how they revive his body after beeing in a bucket with vinegar...
Blücher? Charlemagne?
uhoh, someone has played to much Rise of Legends
If even the *Italians* get their own supernatural being, we Dutchies definately need one too.
If even the *Italians* get their own supernatural being, we Dutchies definately need one too.
Huzzah for Zombie Napoleon!
I can't wait for Robo-Kahn & Darth Wellington to catch up; I must say though, the Iron Duke will need some help: bring on Alan Quatermaine
I can't wait for Robo-Kahn & Darth Wellington to catch up; I must say though, the Iron Duke will need some help: bring on Alan Quatermaine