You guys are all thinking about this way too hard. I'll give you a small hint: long time readers of my AARs should already know who it is.
Noooooooooo! You have found my one weakness! My short term residence here.
In that case I'm going with something completely left-field: Druss the Legend!
I know it's wrong but I might get bonus points for being gloriously so.
Edit: And of course I answer after R-Rolo wins the prize.