The realm rejoices as Paradox Interactive announces the launch of Crusader Kings III, the latest entry in the publisher’s grand strategy role-playing game franchise. Advisors may now jockey for positions of influence and adversaries should save their schemes for another day, because on this day Crusader Kings III can be purchased on Steam, the Paradox Store, and other major online retailers.
That's certainly an amusing event. I'm surprised you made a profit with over-salted turnips and a talking donkey that doesn't actually talk.
I think you may need to improve your own martial ability :ninja:
When doing the same event, I went with the name "Drunken Squire", the Bard as entertainment and 10% salt, and got (i think) 150 gold for it in the end