This is not a story about demigods conquering the world with one hand tied and closed eyes. This is not a story about great success and vicorious armies marching through the streets of the cities everywhere in Europe, Asia and Africa. Quite the opposite. This is a story about utter failure.
On the other hand, there are some people who believe that every game in Europe Universalis is in fact reflection of some true events in alternative universe. If you are one of those people, then you will read that story as a tale about how nations of the Earth can work together against the evil. For you, It will the story be about hope.
You can also think about that as the attempt to became vicepresident of the worst player club.
I played EEP 1.4.1, beta 1.07 from 22 July (or was it 23? Anyway, last beta). The mods: Greatest AI, PAI, Sopay Froggy Combat Tables. The settings Very Hard/Ai=furios. Some say that AI=furious is too easy since it gives you free DoWs. Then I am hopeless player. But before you will start to laugh, start a game as German minor with that settings. I have no idea whether the results were the effects of Greatest AI or AI=furious, or SFCT.
The AAR is partially translated from Polish. Pardon my errors and grammar.
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Between the inhabitants of the nrothern Europe there is a legend, a myth, that Pommern had once different coat of arms. It was also Gryffin, but its colour was different: It was gold. It has only later changed it's colour to red, after it bathed in the blood of innocently murdered christian brothers, slaughtered in pillaged cities and killed on the battlefields.
Pommern for long time was in nothing different amongst other European states. Just one more little country. But everything was changed in one night, when Pommeranian duke lost his way in the woods and marshes close to Szczecin. He found a little house, a shadow of the house build in country inhabited only by mosquitos and wild beasts. He met someone there: someone very special. Old man with long, white beard. A holy man. No one knows exactly what happened that night and why the holy man soon started to live on the castle. One thing we are sure is that duke started to behave totally differently from that time. Old advisors were forced to live the castle, which was commonly explained by the influence of the old man.
It is true beyond the doubts that instead of feasts there were fasts, and the knights instead of hunting were lying in the churches and going to pilgrimages.
And only the envious ones were repeating that during that night between the marshes the duke made a pact with the devil. And only the peasants - and, while the years were passing, more and more cautious with choosing the ears to which they were gossiping - were saying that the name of mysterious man was Smetek - the name, by what the Kashubs knows the devil. The feasts dissapeared, they were saying, because the duke chose now other, much more darker food.
Many were syaing that the duke was smart man and only made one mistake in his life - he forgot, that the other name of the devil is prince of the lies.
On the other hand, there are some people who believe that every game in Europe Universalis is in fact reflection of some true events in alternative universe. If you are one of those people, then you will read that story as a tale about how nations of the Earth can work together against the evil. For you, It will the story be about hope.
You can also think about that as the attempt to became vicepresident of the worst player club.
I played EEP 1.4.1, beta 1.07 from 22 July (or was it 23? Anyway, last beta). The mods: Greatest AI, PAI, Sopay Froggy Combat Tables. The settings Very Hard/Ai=furios. Some say that AI=furious is too easy since it gives you free DoWs. Then I am hopeless player. But before you will start to laugh, start a game as German minor with that settings. I have no idea whether the results were the effects of Greatest AI or AI=furious, or SFCT.
The AAR is partially translated from Polish. Pardon my errors and grammar.
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Between the inhabitants of the nrothern Europe there is a legend, a myth, that Pommern had once different coat of arms. It was also Gryffin, but its colour was different: It was gold. It has only later changed it's colour to red, after it bathed in the blood of innocently murdered christian brothers, slaughtered in pillaged cities and killed on the battlefields.
Pommern for long time was in nothing different amongst other European states. Just one more little country. But everything was changed in one night, when Pommeranian duke lost his way in the woods and marshes close to Szczecin. He found a little house, a shadow of the house build in country inhabited only by mosquitos and wild beasts. He met someone there: someone very special. Old man with long, white beard. A holy man. No one knows exactly what happened that night and why the holy man soon started to live on the castle. One thing we are sure is that duke started to behave totally differently from that time. Old advisors were forced to live the castle, which was commonly explained by the influence of the old man.
It is true beyond the doubts that instead of feasts there were fasts, and the knights instead of hunting were lying in the churches and going to pilgrimages.
And only the envious ones were repeating that during that night between the marshes the duke made a pact with the devil. And only the peasants - and, while the years were passing, more and more cautious with choosing the ears to which they were gossiping - were saying that the name of mysterious man was Smetek - the name, by what the Kashubs knows the devil. The feasts dissapeared, they were saying, because the duke chose now other, much more darker food.
Many were syaing that the duke was smart man and only made one mistake in his life - he forgot, that the other name of the devil is prince of the lies.