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"Cardenas."
"Yes mr Narraotr sir," Cardenas relies.
"Pass that law that requiers all Field Marshalls to wear pink tutu when on Duty,"
"Um they won't like it but ok," Cardenas giggles.
See Kilgore I can take a joke
Jopi: If your right and we can annex the Netherlands we'll Name a capitol ship after you. During the war pictures of Mr. White are considered classified.
El will send you your glow rock.
"Yes mr Narraotr sir," Cardenas relies.
"Pass that law that requiers all Field Marshalls to wear pink tutu when on Duty,"
"Um they won't like it but ok," Cardenas giggles.
See Kilgore I can take a joke
Jopi: If your right and we can annex the Netherlands we'll Name a capitol ship after you. During the war pictures of Mr. White are considered classified.
El will send you your glow rock.
*THUD*
The letter landed on Zuckergußgebäcks desk, the great general, hero of Mexico, conqueror of Colombia, high priest of the cult of Quetzecoatl... where was I? Oh right... Zuckergußgebäck pulledout his magnificent whalebone letter-opener and....... opened the letter.
Inside was a roasted horse-head, Zuckergußgebäck cleared it of the accumulating flies and read:
The letter landed on Zuckergußgebäcks desk, the great general, hero of Mexico, conqueror of Colombia, high priest of the cult of Quetzecoatl... where was I? Oh right... Zuckergußgebäck pulledout his magnificent whalebone letter-opener and....... opened the letter.
Inside was a roasted horse-head, Zuckergußgebäck cleared it of the accumulating flies and read:
:rofl: That was PERFECT timing. Guess El Preisdente with have to let you and Kilgore "Liberate" Venezuela.
Baltasar said:
I think that CA stands for "Cruiser, Advanced" and CL for "Cruiser, Light".
Maybe there are also denotations for another cruisers? Battlecruiser etc.?
ATTN: Cakewalk Over
April 18th 1940
The Day of Dread
Cárdenas was sitting in his office discussing the Pacific campaign with Hill and White when Called stormed in with Marie.
“He’s mad, worse than loco, Uggh I can’t believe they were so stupid,” Calles was complaining to Marie.
Marie looked at Cárdenas and handed him a piece of paper. Greven set his pipe down and sat up surprised.
“His Illustrious Hitler wishes to inform us that he and the rest of the Axis have declared war on the soviets,” Cárdenas exclaimed.
Hill was trying hard not to choke on his drink.
Greven was genially surprised. He was not pleased by that thought. These Mortals can be so unpredictable. He thought.
“It gets worse,” Calles started, “It seems that the Germans did not kick the French out of Europe. They are stuck in a stalemate in southern France. Italy is doing next to nothing. So the Russians might roll all the way to Paris.”
Greven uttered a stream of curses in many languages. Calles thought he understood parts from German, French, Arabic, Russian, English, Japanese, Latin, Italian, and still there were words he didn’t know.
Greven regained some manner of control. “I have work to do! El Presidente.” He said. Then the room went dark. A second later the darkness was gone and so was White.
Cárdenas sighed deeply. This was truly bad news. “Tell Kilgore and Zuckergußgebäck to step on it. I want Reynoso sent and Ireland in out control by June. We HAVE to get into Europe.”
Hill stammered, “There isn’t going to be enough time to take Portugal and Spain is there?”
El Basto walked in and said, “I’ll bet your thanking me now for the 20 New Infantry Divisions we’ll have in June huh?”
Cárdenas just sighed and looked at the clock. Time to turn on the radio and listen to “Lescot and Friends”
Stupid Stupid Allies. AAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHH. Oh well Bring it on.
If its just us and the Ruskies then it’ll be a Christmas world.
April 18th 1940
The Day of Dread
Cárdenas was sitting in his office discussing the Pacific campaign with Hill and White when Called stormed in with Marie.
“He’s mad, worse than loco, Uggh I can’t believe they were so stupid,” Calles was complaining to Marie.
Marie looked at Cárdenas and handed him a piece of paper. Greven set his pipe down and sat up surprised.
“His Illustrious Hitler wishes to inform us that he and the rest of the Axis have declared war on the soviets,” Cárdenas exclaimed.
Hill was trying hard not to choke on his drink.
Greven was genially surprised. He was not pleased by that thought. These Mortals can be so unpredictable. He thought.
“It gets worse,” Calles started, “It seems that the Germans did not kick the French out of Europe. They are stuck in a stalemate in southern France. Italy is doing next to nothing. So the Russians might roll all the way to Paris.”
Greven uttered a stream of curses in many languages. Calles thought he understood parts from German, French, Arabic, Russian, English, Japanese, Latin, Italian, and still there were words he didn’t know.
Greven regained some manner of control. “I have work to do! El Presidente.” He said. Then the room went dark. A second later the darkness was gone and so was White.
Cárdenas sighed deeply. This was truly bad news. “Tell Kilgore and Zuckergußgebäck to step on it. I want Reynoso sent and Ireland in out control by June. We HAVE to get into Europe.”
Hill stammered, “There isn’t going to be enough time to take Portugal and Spain is there?”
El Basto walked in and said, “I’ll bet your thanking me now for the 20 New Infantry Divisions we’ll have in June huh?”
Cárdenas just sighed and looked at the clock. Time to turn on the radio and listen to “Lescot and Friends”
Stupid Stupid Allies. AAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHH. Oh well Bring it on.
If its just us and the Ruskies then it’ll be a Christmas world.
Four words: reload and tech share.
Reloading may "awake the German AI" and techshare with them in order to save them precious ICs when possible... also you could tech share with the minors and try to get Japan into the fry.
Reloading may "awake the German AI" and techshare with them in order to save them precious ICs when possible... also you could tech share with the minors and try to get Japan into the fry.
elbasto said:
Who would have though that Germany's role in WWII would be based on getting technology from Mexico?
Cárdenas was in the war room looking at reports of troop movements around the globe when Field Marshal Kilgore strolled in.
White tried to hide his grin when confronted with a FM wearing a pink Tutu.
“El Presidente, you wanted to see me,” Kilgore asked.
Cárdenas looked up and replied, “Yes I’m putting you in charge of the European Theater for now. Zuckergußgebäck can handle the rest of South America. We’ll have to postpone Operation Anaconda.”
Kilgore stroked his chin before responding, “El Presidente I think I have a bold plan. With Admiral Backfires fleets we can not only reinforce our position in Ireland but I think we might be able to sneak in the Back door and also land in England. The Ocean is very big El Presidente and the Brits cannot be everywhere.”
Cárdenas nodded.
Kilgore saluted and walked out. When he was gone Cárdenas looked over to White.
“I assure you El Presidente that my people are doing everything they can to loan our research to our allies in Europe,” White said.
Sit Rep as of May 6th
Kilgore’s troops land in Belfast and some spare militia forces land in Edinburgh.
44 more days till the 20 Infantry Divisions are ready.
Mexico has asked Germany to Declare war on Peru and Ireland.
No major advances by the Russians but they are steadily marching west towards Germany.
White tried to hide his grin when confronted with a FM wearing a pink Tutu.
“El Presidente, you wanted to see me,” Kilgore asked.
Cárdenas looked up and replied, “Yes I’m putting you in charge of the European Theater for now. Zuckergußgebäck can handle the rest of South America. We’ll have to postpone Operation Anaconda.”
Kilgore stroked his chin before responding, “El Presidente I think I have a bold plan. With Admiral Backfires fleets we can not only reinforce our position in Ireland but I think we might be able to sneak in the Back door and also land in England. The Ocean is very big El Presidente and the Brits cannot be everywhere.”
Cárdenas nodded.
Kilgore saluted and walked out. When he was gone Cárdenas looked over to White.
“I assure you El Presidente that my people are doing everything they can to loan our research to our allies in Europe,” White said.
Sit Rep as of May 6th
Kilgore’s troops land in Belfast and some spare militia forces land in Edinburgh.
44 more days till the 20 Infantry Divisions are ready.
Mexico has asked Germany to Declare war on Peru and Ireland.
No major advances by the Russians but they are steadily marching west towards Germany.
GrevenWhite said:
Give me enough spare militia units and you can place some of those infantry units in the newly annexed Irish State of the Mexican "Republic" when they are finished...
And hopefully the Scots/Irish dont make fun of me too much for wearing a pink Mexican tutu...
I will just make them submit to the green, the red, and the... uhh... uhhh... oh yeah... white!
You realize that if you take Ireland in 44 days they'll probably erect a statue of you in the Capitol. If they can wear Kilts you can wear a tutu.
That's what she said ...Lt.Col.Kilgore said:No, its just that Greven is a 'minuteman'...
No Statue Today.
At least Zucker knows how to win.
British Resistance Kicks us out.
Kilgore takes Ireland 2 days before the deadline.
Camacho takes one too.
Situation As of Current Date.
The 108 IC’s in production are building 9 BB.
Marines are being researched as Infantry Beach assaults are at 1% Efficiency.
For Unknown Reasons 'The Allies' Dow'd Russia
Peru is next on “The List”
Spain has given France Mil Access
Two Fleets with troop are waiting off the coasts of the Azores and Cape Verde Islands awaiting a formal Dow against Portugal. Also their far eastern territory is about to be invaded.
Ok one last thing more of a question. Am I using too many Screens? Lemme know.
At least Zucker knows how to win.
British Resistance Kicks us out.
Kilgore takes Ireland 2 days before the deadline.
Camacho takes one too.
Situation As of Current Date.
The 108 IC’s in production are building 9 BB.
Marines are being researched as Infantry Beach assaults are at 1% Efficiency.
For Unknown Reasons 'The Allies' Dow'd Russia
Peru is next on “The List”
Spain has given France Mil Access
Two Fleets with troop are waiting off the coasts of the Azores and Cape Verde Islands awaiting a formal Dow against Portugal. Also their far eastern territory is about to be invaded.
Ok one last thing more of a question. Am I using too many Screens? Lemme know.
GrevenWhite said:
NO! It has a good amount. Then again, I DO have high-speed internet...
Did I make the 44 day time-limit?
Lt.Col.Kilgore said:
Yeah, El Basto is having them make your statue out of his "glow rocks" though...
I need an Operations name for the upcoming attack on Portugal.