I COEBAOTAUTROTFU Will Serve in Either Army, But I would like to serve in Lux army,
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We need all the men we can get, glad to have you Sergeant C. (I won't try to pronounce your full name, tho 
) This does indeed look bad, to "repeat" myself.....
Great update, Satcho, I'm on the edge of my seat here!
Rafiki
) This does indeed look bad, to "repeat" myself..... Great update, Satcho, I'm on the edge of my seat here!
Rafiki
Yes, but I believe that that vacuum cleaner is a dog, how many people are seen riding dogs?
Zuckergußgebäck said:
It's not just any vacuum cleaner. It's one that can move really fast and doesn't need to be plugged into anything. Besides, what in this AAR isn't completely absurd?
Or, you can think of yourself holding onto the handle of the vacuum cleaner (which you possibly believe to be the leash for your beloved doggy) and it's just dragging you along while you're holding on for dear life.
Or, U you can Be flying on the Broom by witch craft, what that was from a T.V. Show never mind
I can be a german! *waves hands*
*waves his other five hands to*
Look, I can speak som german to! "Ich bin ein grosse bieber-schwüle!!"
*waves his other five hands to*
Look, I can speak som german to! "Ich bin ein grosse bieber-schwüle!!"
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Sgt. Bulldog reporting for duty!
Am I too late? Right. In that case I will go check up on the Bhutanese or Tannu Tuvan armies. They're all mighty and ready to rule the world!
Oh, btw! That Bech guy got it all wrong. Spending that much time in the bathtub letting out depthcharges, he should have realised that Luxemb-o-urg should have headed for the nuke from day 1!
That's the only thing the germans respect. Well, apart from poodles.
Yes, poodles and nukes seems to be a viable strategy. Well, maybe even developing the Nuclear Poodle Bomb? That would sure take the germans by surprise!
So perhaps rewind the story to jan. 1st 1936 and go for that? :wacko:
Am I too late? Right. In that case I will go check up on the Bhutanese or Tannu Tuvan armies. They're all mighty and ready to rule the world!
Oh, btw! That Bech guy got it all wrong. Spending that much time in the bathtub letting out depthcharges, he should have realised that Luxemb-o-urg should have headed for the nuke from day 1!
That's the only thing the germans respect. Well, apart from poodles.
Yes, poodles and nukes seems to be a viable strategy. Well, maybe even developing the Nuclear Poodle Bomb? That would sure take the germans by surprise!
So perhaps rewind the story to jan. 1st 1936 and go for that? :wacko:
Cast: Joseph Bech, Pierre Dupong, Emile Speller, Norbert Dumont
December 31st, 1935
"And for my New Year's Resolution," sputtered Bech, "I resolve to resolve something!"
"Here, here!" happily cried the rest of them, taking a drink from their drinks.
"And I... er... resolve to-uh take me job... uh... seriously! Yeahh... thasss the werd," slurred Norbert Dumont drowsily.
"Here, here!" happily cried the rest of them, taking another drink from their drinks.
"In fac-t... I haff a wooonderful plan... I juss thought up," Norbert explained as he spilled his champagne on Emile. "S-thorry, Emily... er... Emile. Eh?"
"Here, here!" happily cried the rest of them, taking yet another drink from their drinks. Emile fell over.
"It involves poodles," continued Norbert, tripping over Emile on his way to the champagne bottle.
"Here, here!" happily cried Emile, then passed out just as happily.
"And some crazthy... er... nukuelar... er... thing," Norbert said as he poured himself another glass of champagne, the floor thanked him kindly.
"Here, here!" happily cried the rest of them, taking a drink from their drinks.
"Iff.. we-er design... er," said Norbert with much effort. He then said, perfectly clearly, "Nuclear Poodle Bombs," followed by some more pained speech, "we-er... should... eh?... Be secure... thass the ticket!"
He collapsed.
"Here, here!" happily cried the rest of them, taking a drink from their drinks.
The rest of the mid-afternoon was filled with happy stories of nuclear poodles that live in glass houses and weave baskets out of grapevines. The party soon became dispersed as everyone either collapsed or went home to their nice warm beds.
The next morning, Norbert Dumont woke up with a strange feeling that poodles should have something to do with explosives. He attributed this outlandish idea to his hangover. Plus, he didn't have much time to consider this possibility, as his train to France was to leave shortly.
"Perhaps the French will have an idea what this could mean," he thought as he boarded the train.
A few hours later, Joseph Bech's historic meeting deciding the policies of Luxemburg for the next 3 years would be held not ever knowing that Luxemburg's best hope just boarded a train for France.
December 31st, 1935
"And for my New Year's Resolution," sputtered Bech, "I resolve to resolve something!"
"Here, here!" happily cried the rest of them, taking a drink from their drinks.
"And I... er... resolve to-uh take me job... uh... seriously! Yeahh... thasss the werd," slurred Norbert Dumont drowsily.
"Here, here!" happily cried the rest of them, taking another drink from their drinks.
"In fac-t... I haff a wooonderful plan... I juss thought up," Norbert explained as he spilled his champagne on Emile. "S-thorry, Emily... er... Emile. Eh?"
"Here, here!" happily cried the rest of them, taking yet another drink from their drinks. Emile fell over.
"It involves poodles," continued Norbert, tripping over Emile on his way to the champagne bottle.
"Here, here!" happily cried Emile, then passed out just as happily.
"And some crazthy... er... nukuelar... er... thing," Norbert said as he poured himself another glass of champagne, the floor thanked him kindly.
"Here, here!" happily cried the rest of them, taking a drink from their drinks.
"Iff.. we-er design... er," said Norbert with much effort. He then said, perfectly clearly, "Nuclear Poodle Bombs," followed by some more pained speech, "we-er... should... eh?... Be secure... thass the ticket!"
He collapsed.
"Here, here!" happily cried the rest of them, taking a drink from their drinks.
The rest of the mid-afternoon was filled with happy stories of nuclear poodles that live in glass houses and weave baskets out of grapevines. The party soon became dispersed as everyone either collapsed or went home to their nice warm beds.
The next morning, Norbert Dumont woke up with a strange feeling that poodles should have something to do with explosives. He attributed this outlandish idea to his hangover. Plus, he didn't have much time to consider this possibility, as his train to France was to leave shortly.
"Perhaps the French will have an idea what this could mean," he thought as he boarded the train.
A few hours later, Joseph Bech's historic meeting deciding the policies of Luxemburg for the next 3 years would be held not ever knowing that Luxemburg's best hope just boarded a train for France.
Sorry to stray from the battle, but I couldn't resist.
Besides, Norbert left before we ever met him, so I had to work him in somehow.
New recruits are always welcome, everyone will get at least some part. It's taken me about 6 months to write about 3 game years, so I figure a 4 hour battle ought to last at least a month or two...
Hehe, I'm evil.
Besides, Norbert left before we ever met him, so I had to work him in somehow.
New recruits are always welcome, everyone will get at least some part. It's taken me about 6 months to write about 3 game years, so I figure a 4 hour battle ought to last at least a month or two...
Hehe, I'm evil.
No doubt you slauhtered the evil hunns, it was amazing that tose jerrie held out for four hours, now push into germany, and destroy the evil minions of the fuhrer, the basketweavers are invincible!!!!!!!!!
By the way, why didn´t bech sing auld lang syne?
You know, that song drunken parents join hands to sing every new year.
By the way, why didn´t bech sing auld lang syne?
You know, that song drunken parents join hands to sing every new year.
HOW ABOUT ME!!, I mean when do i get in, My name is
COEBAOTAUTROTFU
Or
Coebaotautrotfu for short
COEBAOTAUTROTFU
Or
Coebaotautrotfu for short
Look what just came out of the dot-matrix-printer:
SECTION II.
LUXEMBURG.
ARTICLE 40.
With regard to the Grand Duchy of Luxemburg, Germany renounces the benefit of all
the provisions inserted in her favour in the Treaties of February 8, 1842, April
2, 1847, October 20-25, 1865, August 18, 1866, February 21 and May 11, 1867, May
10, 1871, June 11, 1872, and November 11, 1902, and in all Conventions consequent
upon such Treaties. Germany recognises that the Grand Duchy of Luxemburg ceased
to form part of the German Zollverein as from January 1, 1919, renounces all
rights to the exploitation of the railways, adheres to the termination of the
regime of neutrality of the Grand Duchy, and accepts in advance all international
arrangements which may be concluded by the Allied and Associated Powers relating
to the Grand Duchy.
ARTICLE 41.
Germany undertakes to grant to the Grand Duchy of Luxemburg, when a demand to
that effect is made to her by the Principal Allied and Associated Powers, the
rights and advantages stipulated in favour of such Powers or their nationals in
the present Treaty with regard to economic questions, to questions relative to
transport and to aerial navigation.
SECTION II.
LUXEMBURG.
ARTICLE 40.
With regard to the Grand Duchy of Luxemburg, Germany renounces the benefit of all
the provisions inserted in her favour in the Treaties of February 8, 1842, April
2, 1847, October 20-25, 1865, August 18, 1866, February 21 and May 11, 1867, May
10, 1871, June 11, 1872, and November 11, 1902, and in all Conventions consequent
upon such Treaties. Germany recognises that the Grand Duchy of Luxemburg ceased
to form part of the German Zollverein as from January 1, 1919, renounces all
rights to the exploitation of the railways, adheres to the termination of the
regime of neutrality of the Grand Duchy, and accepts in advance all international
arrangements which may be concluded by the Allied and Associated Powers relating
to the Grand Duchy.
ARTICLE 41.
Germany undertakes to grant to the Grand Duchy of Luxemburg, when a demand to
that effect is made to her by the Principal Allied and Associated Powers, the
rights and advantages stipulated in favour of such Powers or their nationals in
the present Treaty with regard to economic questions, to questions relative to
transport and to aerial navigation.
WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
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