The Rest Stop to the West: A Luxemburg AAR

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Mr. Capiatlist sent me here, so I read it and it was hillarious, but Mr.C also told me to tell you to up date already because the Plain Dealer sucks and he need something to read other then me at Mars! Other than that it was a great story, very gripping and paralious and all that shtuff. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

[Mr. Capiatlist]

Satcho, my buddy. The Icelander from Mars is right, Up date your AAR before they change your status at the LibrAARy to "abandoned". It would break your follower's hearts! Think about your followers! Think about the honor for Luxembourg.
PS: I want a cameo. Please?!

 

[Mr. Capiatlist]

Up Date Already! I'm Sick Of Reading Mr Aar Over And Over And Over And Over! I Need You To Update, Or I'm Going To Go Insane You Evil Cinncinatian!

 

[Exterous]

"Haha! Wrong, Memel is in Germany now!"

:rofl: Still the longest running ever

 

[Mr. Capiatlist]

[Slave march from Ben Hurr in background]
Please update... please update... please update... please update.........

 

[Satcho]

Cast: Joseph Bech, The New Aide

March 26th, 1939

"It would appear expansionism is contagious amongst insane dictators, sir."

"'twould indeed."

"Benito Mussolini just declared war upon poor King Zog today. That's Italy and Albania, by the way. The reason he cited was, 'I'm having a bad day.'"

"Just as well, Albania is so small, who were they kidding calling themselves a country?"

"Ahem... sir?"

"Oh, right... Um, well, you know the drill. Say 'Hey, what do you think you're doing?' act all appalled, shake your finger at Italy, and then go stand next to the British and French diplomats."

"Right, sir."

"Nothing like a good war to start the day off right... And nothing like some good sarcasm to start the war off right."

 

[Satcho]

Cast: Joseph Bech, The New Aide

March 30th, 1939

"Looks like Britain is finally waking up, sir."

"That's good, perhaps the two of us could go play some golf then."

Bech's Aide decided to ignore this remark. "I have word that the British government will no longer stand for German aggression."

"Well, that makes them unique. Everyone else has just been rolling over so far."

Bech's Aide carried on as if Bech wasn't there (although who he would be carrying on to if Bech wasn't there I'll leave to you to figure out). "Poland has been brought into the alliance with the British Commonwealth and France. If Hitler makes another aggressive move, it looks as though there will be war."

"There's already war in Albania. Don't you read the news?"

"If it weren't for the fact that I don't speak poorly about my employer... good day, sir."

"That's a good lad."

 

[Satcho]

You Evil Cinncinatian!

Hey! I resent that! I am not a Cincinnatian!

 

[OriginalRafiki]

Hey! I resent that! I am not a Cincinnatian!

:rofl:

I couldn't help but notice that you didn't contradict the "evil" part, tho'

Say 'Hey, what do you think you're doing?' act all appalled, shake your finger at Italy, then go stand next to the British and French diplomats

:rofl:

The Bech Doctrine?

Love this AAR, Satcho.

Rafiki

 

[Mr. Capiatlist]

Hey! I resent that! I am not a Cincinnatian!

Then why does your "Location" this say "Cincinnati" Hmmmm? What about that?!
Thanks for the up date! Gave me something to do!

 

[Satcho]

I couldn't help but notice that you didn't contradict the "evil" part, tho'

Glad you noticed that, that's what I was aiming for.

The Bech Doctrine.... hmm...

(By the way, I'm not really evil... I'm just big boned.)

Then why does your "Location" this say "Cincinnati" Hmmmm? What about that?!

It also says Cleveland, I believe. I'm from Cleveland, I just currently live in Cincinnati...

(By the way, I'm not really big boned...)

 

[Mr. Capiatlist]

Where ever you live, Cinnci, Colbum, Toe, or Cleve give us an up-date! The only people defending Luxembourgish AARs is you and me; and mine is on its last legs. Up-date for the sake of Luxembourg!

 

[SecondReich]

The latest ones have been the funniest so far!

 

[SecondReich]

Hey, how would I put the "Interactive Rest Stop" events into the game?

 

[Zuckergußgebäck]

Come on Satcho, god even destroyed the world in my AAR because you didn´t update!
UPDATE!!!!

 

[Satcho]

Come on Satcho, god even destroyed the world in my AAR because you didn´t update!
UPDATE!!!!

Oh my... guess I'd better update.

By the way, SecondReich, I think if you follow the instructions I gave in the post about the Interactive Rest Stop, it should work.

Modders, feel free to improve and expand upon The Interactive Rest Stop. Knowing me, it'll never get finished if I alone work on it. If you do do anything, let me know so I can feel special and approve your improvements/expansions. I like to feel special, by the way.

 

[Satcho]

Cast: Joseph Bech, The New Aide

April 28th, 1939

"Sir, a report just came in about the war in Albania, the first battle has ended."

"And?" asked Bech anxiously.

"The Italians were repulsed."

"Ha! Losers!"

 

[Satcho]

Cast: Joseph Bech, The New Aide

May 19th, 1939

"Sir, I have some bad news."

"Then keep it to yourself."

"Um... sir?" Bech's Aide stood uncomfortably.

"Ok, fine, what is it?"

"Italy annexed Albania, sir."

"Hmm... Guess I won't have to send that fruitcake to the king this Christmas then."

 

[Satcho]

Cast: Joseph Bech, Those Feisty Belgian Diplomats

July 2nd, 1939

"We are the Belgians. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. Your biological and technological distinctiveness will be added to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile."

Bech kicked the Belgian in the shin.

"Ow!!!! Why'd you do that?!?"

"Give it up already, why don't you?"

The Belgian sniffed back a tear. "Alright, then."

Luxemburg, for the last time, was hardly influenced by Belgium.

 

[Satcho]

Cast: Joseph Bech, Pierre Dupong, The New Aide

July 16th, 1939

"Vastly important news, sir."

"Oh?" Bech raised an eyebrow.

"Peru elected left, sir."

"Oh," said Bech, clearly disappointed. "Did you care about that, Pierre?"

"No."

"Did I?"

"Apparently not."

"Vastly important?"

"It was sarcasm-oh nevermind."

Bech snickered as his Aide left.