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All reading and no updates makes Jack a dull boy

All reading and no updates makes Jack a dull boy

All reading and no updates makes Jack a dull boy

-All reading and no updates makes Jack a dull boy

All reading and no updates makes Jack a dull boy

Time to dig out some blunt instruments of pain and destruction and "persuade" Satcho to keep updating :rofl:
 

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...this is just to state that the wonderful Luxemburg AAR has inded more than two readers.

Best regards,
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claymore said:
All reading and no updates makes Jack a dull boy

All reading and no updates makes Jack a dull boy

All reading and no updates makes Jack a dull boy

-All reading and no updates makes Jack a dull boy

All reading and no updates makes Jack a dull boy
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All reading and no updates makes Jack a dull boy

All readings and no updates makes Jack kill boy

Kill

Butters

Must kill Butters

Basically what it comes down to is that Butters will die if you don't update. You don't want his death on your hands do you? :D


Wonderful as always!!!!!
 

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Cast: Joseph Bech, Pierre Dupong, The New Aide, Butters

March 6th, 1939

"So, what do you have to say for yourself... Butters!?" inquired Bech.

"Nothing, sir."

"Ah ha! I thought so! Didn't you think so as well, Pierre!?"

"I certainly thought so, Joseph."

"I thought so too, sir," added Bech's Aide.

"Yeah, sure, whatever. Now! To business. Butters, you have been found guilty of being used as a scapegoat in the attempt to bring about more updates to my fabulous story. How do you plead?!"

"Not guilty!"

"We've got evidence!"

"Oh... guilty then."

"Exactly as I thought. Butters, by the power vested in me by the great state of Luxemburg, I sentence you to death!"

"Nooooooo!!!"

"Oh, quit whining! It's not that bad. Your sentence will be served out in the Luxemburg army until such time that you are eventually conquered."

"And what if I'm not conquered?"

"Then I'm afraid you'll have to pinch yourself, wake up, and then be conquered!"

"Yes, sir."

"Right, Pierre, suppose we did a good job?"

"Definitely, definitely, Joseph. Definitely a good job."

"Good, Aide! You know what to do with Butters..."
 

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I'm sorry I'm such a terrible updater these days. I'm just trying to enjoy my winter vacation. Is that so wrong??!?!?!? I've not been using my computer much and I've hardly even checked my email. I'm going back to the stone ages or something. It's insane, I tell you! I haven't hung Luxemburg out to dry yet. I'm.. er... just trying to keep it from getting too damp...

Next update... when it's ready. :p
 

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:rofl:

You mean playing HOI isn't involved in enjoying your vacation??!!
 

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My New Year's Resolution

1. I hereby resolve to post updates to my AAR occasionally...
2. I hereby resolve to finish this AAR in a timely fashion...

All right, that's that. Now that break's over and I'm back to my good ol' university and need something to put off studying with I guess I'll start updating again. So tomorrow... or today, depending on where you and I live... we will all find out what happens next. And possibly, what happens after that too. Given that I don't freeze to death tonight... my house (my room in particular) is "frickin' freezing"!
 

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Wow, i think this has to be, by far, the longest running AAR EVER!! :D
 

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Sounds good Satcho; looking forward to what will come! :D

(now, get some extra sweaters and a blanket or two, wrap yourself in and find out what Bech's up to! ;) )

:) Rafiki
 

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Cast: Joseph Bech, The New Aide

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"Sir!!!!!!!!!"

"One... two... three... four..."

"Er... What are you counting?"

"The number of exclamation marks you just used."

"Um... Ok. Anyway, terrible news!"

"My afternoon bath was cancelled!?"

"Er... no, sir..."

"Ah good, I feel better now. So what happened?"

"Czechoslovakia has been conquered, split in two, and then conquered again!"

"What's that?"

"Well, it went something like this."


Code:
name = "1:00 March 15, 1939 : Germany went with Install Tiso in Slovakia in The End of Czechoslovakia."
name = "1:00 March 15, 1939 : Czechoslovakia went with Accept the inevitable (Game Over) in The End of Czechoslovakia - Slovakia Independent."
name = "1:00 March 15, 1939 : Germany had The End of Czechoslovakia - Czechs annexed ."
name = "1:00 March 15, 1939 : Slovakia had The End of Czechoslovakia ."
name = "1:00 March 15, 1939 : Slovakia entered a Military Alliance with Germany."
name = "1:00 March 15, 1939 : Hungary had The End of Czechoslovakia - Ruthenia ceded to Hungary ."
"You don't say!?"

"I just did, sir."

"Oh well, not like the Czechs were putting up much of a fight anyway."

"Well, I suppose not..."

"I hope Hitler doesn't think the Luxemburgers will just roll over and surrender like that! Oh no! We will fight! We will win! We will... take a bath. No more visitors today, please."
 

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Cast: Joseph Bech, Pierre Dupong

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"Alas, poor Memel, I knew it well..."

"No, you didn't."

"What do you know about what I know, Pierre?"

"Enough to know you don't even know where Memel is."

"Oh, yeah, Mr. Smartipants, then where is it?"

"It's in-Ohhh, no, you're not tricking me into telling you where it is. Why don't you prove you know?"

"Because I'm the leader of the free world."

"No, you're not."

"It's my party, I can be leader of the free world if I want to!"

Pierre just stared blankly at Bech.

"So, where is Memel then?"

"Oh, for heaven's sake, it's in Lithuania! And Lithuania is a Baltic state that borders Poland and Russia!"

"Haha! Wrong, Memel is in Germany now!"

"You're insufferable, Joseph."

With that, Pierre stormed out, leaving a highly amused Bech in his wake.