Fiftypence: Well it seems to have worked out for the European royals... right?
prussiablue: I'm sure Parliament would love that!
BBBD: Bah! Where is Dr Von Goosewing when you need him!
Vincent Julien: Well quite.

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CatKnight: They aren't that closely related at all really, though Romanovs have links with the Saxe-Coburgs. Considerably less than Victoria and Albert say.
J. Passepartout: Well it
is 1903, and an 'Oriental' is probably beyond the Pale (more so a Chinese, rather than Japanese one). Also there are no available unmarried princes. Something to ponder down the line though...
Jape: Thank you! Always glad to welcome another reader!
Fiftypence (again) : Hee!
Well the distinction in question is that both are the last monarchs of their Empires in OTL.
Michael II of Russia is
technically the last Tsar while
Karl I of Austria is rather more uncontroversially the last Emperor of Austria and King of Hungary.
Neither of course was expected to gain the throne in 1903.
Part 65: Friends Found
Above: Joséphine's wedding dress (previously used by Empress Beatrice)
Joséphine spent time with all her suitors, getting to know them. She was painfully aware - now - that it was not just enough to be in love with a prince, but that she also had to consider the future fate of Canada. Who would that be?
As it happened her choice was to be narrowed in dramatic fashion. In November her sister came to her and announced cheerfully that Prince Arthur had proposed to her.
"Oh..." managed Joséphine, understandably a little suprised at this revalation. "Has he been courting you for long?"
Victoria-Beatrice acutally giggled. "Qui. He wishes to marry me after I turn 18."
Well that certainly explained the uncertain impression that she'd been having about Prince Arthur! He'd really been wooing another woman.
After careful thought, and a somewhat arkward interview with both parties she decided to give her blessing. Marriage would be good for Victoria-Beatrice, and Arthur wasn't a bad sort, if a little lightweight. So that seemed that.
But whom to choose?
*
While walking back from mass she nodded at Michael coming the other way (like Joséphine - and Karl for that matter - Michael was genuinely pious, but obviously attended Orthodox services) and lost in thought she bumped into a tall stranger.
It was Eitel. He gave her a conspiratorial wink.
"Pardon me Mademoiselle," he said loudly in English, "I was wondering if you would join me for a stroll in the lower gardens."
Well, one could hardly refuse that, could one?
*
Above: Buckingham Palace, 1903
The gardens of Buckingham Palace were large and impressive, and it was relatively easy to find a secluded spot to sit down in privacy. Fortunatly it was unseasonably warm for November. There was nothing sexual about it, just two good friends enjoying each others company. They spoke in French of course - though Joséphine was fluent enough in English it wasn't a launguage she thought in. Besides this was an intimate conversation, albeit between friends and there was no need to let everyone know the details.
"... so that's the problem," said Joséphine as she finished explaining her prediciment. She took an experimental puff on the elegant cigarette holder - she was not a frequent smoker, but found it occassionally helped clear her head.
"Hmm," Eitel noted lighting a cigarette himself. "Well at least your goverment doesn't have a problem with either of them?"
"Oh no, not even Michael. We were close allies with Russia for years so I don't they'll play the Romanov card like they will the... the..."
"Hohenzollern card?" he said gently, without anger or accusement.
"Yes." Joséphine looked down sadly, before summoning up all her courage. This had to be done: "Eitel, I need your help here. I'm not as smart as you."
A warm smile: "Oh Joe, you've always been smarter than you give yourself credit for. I think you know the right choice, you are just afraid no one will understand it."
"It's not that I don't like Karl...," she began, "I do. He's very nice, and kind and generous..."
"But he doesn't challenge you," said Eitel simply, "oh I don't mean to imply anything negative about you. You need someone to match wits with, to be your pillar in keeping your country together. Someone with a little iron in his bones as well as fire in his heart. Besides no one knows you like I do Joe - you're falling a little bit in love with him."
She blushed. "Yes, you're right. It is Michael, and do you know what? I think he is falling for me a little too. He isn't you though..."
He sighed, and she could hear the ghost of sadness in his voice. "We weren't meant to be Joe."
A couple of tears blinked away. "No".
They sat there for a long time, heads gently resting together, content in each others company. Presently a bird began singing somewhere a little to the right.
Just friends, forever and only.