The Papal State:A Mission AAR for EUIII (In Nomine)

[EUROO7]

Oh,wow. I read an update, and i'm greeted with "Update in a few minutes."

OTOH, the previous update doesn't really count since it didn't include any hats. Glad you made up for it with that surprisingly nice Makassarian hat, although obviously not fit for Papal hatwearers

as for the war on russia, I say this is a chance as good as any to break the alliance with castille

If only I had thought of that yesterday!!!

Bad Russia!

Send your killer general!

I did, and he sure is a killer!

They go to war over Provence :wacko: I thought Provence was a vassal of yours

Why did you give Tangiers to Fez

This is all very confusing

Provance was released as an independant nation in a war against france.

I gave Tangiers to Fez, in order to have less provinces to take from Castille.

Hope that cleared some things up!

...why would the Provencal king grant his crown to the Russian czar, of all people in Europe? And yes, that is one fine hat.

I know, of all people!

The Makassari hat is awesome!

Yah, I know!!!

intresting Allies that Fez chose... though totally useless

Yes, that is why you should never ally yourself with someone smaller than you, unless it's your vassal.

Those Russians, they mess everything up.

Don't worry, I have confident that you will beat them up

They do mess everything up, Now I will have to divert my attention to the east when there is nothing for me to gain there.

Made russia down!!! Made them minor!

Mwuahahahahahahahaha!!!

Russia should be a nice challange, otherwise it'd be to easy Nice new hats

Russia is backward and will not be a problem.

That general is amazing. It takes you as long to siege anything as it takes your general to walk to the gates of whatever it is you're conquering.

Yes, He is the best general in the world right now!!!

Yeah, six days to complete a siege!! :wacko: The defenders just give up as soon as they see his army on the horizon

Yes, and he came just in time. For war has been unleashed in Europe!!!

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An update approaches...

 

[EUROO7]

The Papal State : A Mission AAR
Mission : Take Control Of The
Mediterranean Trade
Part VI​

Bah! Why didn't I choose Decline!!!

Meanwhile in Afrika!!!

Provence (My Ally/Enemy) is invaded.

HA! They dare besiege Avignon!

Well, have this!

And I save Avignon, and destroy the Provencianese army.

But I failed to transport my Super General to the Russian Front.

They win only because of numerical superiority.

They Assault.

Meanwhile in Afrika...

Sus provides me with enough war score to do this:

I manage to transport my general to Budjak.

This proves that God will ALWAYS side with the Pope!!!

The Austrians cannot handle the stress of fighting in Georgia...

And believe it or not.

Mwuahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

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Next: The End of the War of Succession!

 

[unmerged(83622)]

...your general has now killed far more soldiers than he's got in his own army. That can be either of two things: divine intervention, or mere cheating.

 

[EUROO7]

...your general has now killed far more soldiers than he's got in his own army. That can be either of two things: divine intervention, or mere cheating.

How would I cheat to get those battle results?

EDIT: My land tech is 54, and Russia's is 34.

 

[comagoosie]

I wish I could recruit generals like yours that actually stay alive for more than one battle

Poor russians they are probably lining up in nice lines while you blast them away and then they try to reform and you continue blasting away.

 

[Griffin.Gen]

Your general kicks so much ass!
He is surely blessed by god.

 

[Capibara]

Cool general. And that Russian alliance was surely multicultural, how did they get to India?

 

[Flooper X]

why oh why didn't you just decline?

Anyhow, you seem to be kicking some Heretic ass/ugly hats in Moldavia, so It's not all bad. Hopefully the Russian Beast can be tamed and crushed

 

[unmerged(56754)]

Good victories! Maybe if Russia had sed a more acceptable form of headware, things would have been different! Luckly for you, they wore those good awful ones.

 

[Flooper X]

Good victories! Maybe if Russia had sed a more acceptable form of headware, things would have been different! Luckly for you, they wore those good awful ones.

Are you saying that it would be possible for a heathen, or anyone else for that matter, to wear a nicer hat that the Pope?
Blasphemy!

 

[EUROO7]

I wish I could recruit generals like yours that actually stay alive for more than one battle

Poor russians they are probably lining up in nice lines while you blast them away and then they try to reform and you continue blasting away.

Oh don't worry, he can't last much longer now. The Greatness of his stats will soon cause his head to explode.

And the Russians aren't doing him any favor, *shakes head* dieing all over the place...

Your general kicks so much ass!
He is surely blessed by god.

Yes, as is everyone in my realm!

Mwuahahahahah! Oh, wait, that's not right...

YAY!!! (much better!)

Cool general. And that Russian alliance was surely multicultural, how did they get to India?

I have no idea. They own about half of it though. :wacko:

why oh why didn't you just decline?

Anyhow, you seem to be kicking some Heretic ass/ugly hats in Moldavia, so It's not all bad. Hopefully the Russian Beast can be tamed and crushed

I forgot.

Hopefully?!?!?

Have you lost faith in the might of the Papal War Machine?!?!?

Good victories! Maybe if Russia had sed a more acceptable form of headware, things would have been different! Luckly for you, they wore those good awful ones.

Comme ça? =

Are you saying that it would be possible for a heathen, or anyone else for that matter, to wear a nicer hat that the Pope?
Blasphemy!

Now, now...

I am sure it was an honest mistake.

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nope, no update coming soon.

 

[Griffin.Gen]

Can you actually speak french or your using a translator.
If you are, shame on you! (unless the coming update is awesome of course)

 

[EUROO7]

Can you actually speak french or your using a translator.
If you are, shame on you! (unless the coming update is awesome of course)

Je peux parle un petit de Français, oui.

 

[Griffin.Gen]

Je peux parle un petit de Français, oui.

You actually said "I can spack a small french, yes"
Instead of Small you should have said "un petit peu"
Thats very good anyways.

 

[EUROO7]

You actually said "I can spack a small french, yes"
Instead of Small you should have said "un petit peu"
Thats very good anyways.

:rofl:

 

[robou]

that General is insane.... *gawp*

 

[Enewald]

Hmm... steal the russian hats!

Send your navy to stop the export of russian hats!
their economy shall crumble!



A War To End The Hat Wars?

 

[unmerged(7509)]

I'm impressed with the speed of your assaults 4 days, 3 days, 5 days. How big are your assault armies, and do you use your killer general for the assaults?

 

[unmerged(83622)]

How would I cheat to get those battle results?

EDIT: My land tech is 54, and Russia's is 34.

What do I know, bribing?

 

[EUROO7]

that General is insane.... *gawp*

The best in the world.

Hmm... steal the russian hats!

Send your navy to stop the export of russian hats!
their economy shall crumble!



A War To End The Hat Wars?

Their economy was not much to start with. Now it is surely destroyed!!!

And I don't know about that name for the war.

I think the war to end all hat wars will come later...

I'm impressed with the speed of your assaults 4 days, 3 days, 5 days. How big are your assault armies, and do you use your killer general for the assaults?

Yes, he is present in most of my assaults. I guess that's what amazing generals do!

What do I know, bribing?

Yes. You caught me.

They bribed me so I would stop killing more of their men with my terrible general.


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update once I'm done editing the screenies!