Whas This?!
5 seconds after Mortlock says this
"Ach? Wha? Wha's wrong, eh?" Bill looked at all the ladies around him, and looked pensive. He wondered what this Mortlock was talking about. Didna he know that this was the way to sit with a kilt on? Wha? Was he supposed to sit like some dandy, cross his legs? Nah, not Bill. He stood up, and was met with gasps from some of the ladies, a few of which fainted. he went to the bar, and motioned for the tavernkeeper. He looked left and right, and in a conspiratorial tone, asked:
"Do ya have any hagus?"
To which the tavernkeeper shrugged, shook his head, and tried to move away. Bill grabbed the tavernkeeper, bringing him closer so they were eye to eye. The tavernkeeper trembled a little, and listened, as Bill asked again, luder this time:
"Do ya have any hagus?!"
The tavernkeeper shook his head. Bill sighed, and moved to go behind the bar. The tavernkeeper tried to stop Bill, but failed. Bill looked around, and saw a serving girl. One who hadn't fainted when he stood up. He motioned for her, and nodded when she pointed to herself questioningly.
"Yes? You wanta something?"
Bill smiled, and pulled some coin from a pouch he had hanging off one side:
"Here lass. Take this, get me these things..."
And Bill gave a detailed list of the ingredients needed for hagus. The serving girl nodded as she memorized everything, and smiled as Bill gave her the pouch. She went off to gather the ingredients, as Bill turned to the tavernkeeper:
"Ach, now yew'll taste some true food. Not this crrrrrap that yew serve."
At the table, Mortlock heard Bill speaking, and rolled his eyes:
"Ah damn, I think we should have left Bill back in Palermo"
Mortlock looked down, then rolled his eyes. "Wallace! Will you kindly close your legs!"
5 seconds after Mortlock says this
"Ach? Wha? Wha's wrong, eh?" Bill looked at all the ladies around him, and looked pensive. He wondered what this Mortlock was talking about. Didna he know that this was the way to sit with a kilt on? Wha? Was he supposed to sit like some dandy, cross his legs? Nah, not Bill. He stood up, and was met with gasps from some of the ladies, a few of which fainted. he went to the bar, and motioned for the tavernkeeper. He looked left and right, and in a conspiratorial tone, asked:
"Do ya have any hagus?"
To which the tavernkeeper shrugged, shook his head, and tried to move away. Bill grabbed the tavernkeeper, bringing him closer so they were eye to eye. The tavernkeeper trembled a little, and listened, as Bill asked again, luder this time:
"Do ya have any hagus?!"
The tavernkeeper shook his head. Bill sighed, and moved to go behind the bar. The tavernkeeper tried to stop Bill, but failed. Bill looked around, and saw a serving girl. One who hadn't fainted when he stood up. He motioned for her, and nodded when she pointed to herself questioningly.
"Yes? You wanta something?"
Bill smiled, and pulled some coin from a pouch he had hanging off one side:
"Here lass. Take this, get me these things..."
And Bill gave a detailed list of the ingredients needed for hagus. The serving girl nodded as she memorized everything, and smiled as Bill gave her the pouch. She went off to gather the ingredients, as Bill turned to the tavernkeeper:
"Ach, now yew'll taste some true food. Not this crrrrrap that yew serve."
At the table, Mortlock heard Bill speaking, and rolled his eyes:
"Ah damn, I think we should have left Bill back in Palermo"