The Obligatory Stellaris Strange Screenshot Thread

[Hunnuli]

I really wish I could give this ship some kind of award(I would say award the admiral, but it was just a scout ship so no admiral). Because this is a rather impressive feat. Too bad I couldn't get a trickster admiral or something out of it. Poor guy wormholed right on top of a bunch of space borne aliens and somehow got out with his life. Or maybe he is just a zombie. And yes I did repair the ship and send it back out! That is the thanks they got!

 

[ShadeThorn]

This guy was my first admiral:

months later he develop a substance abuse problem.

Last time I saw him he was 104.

 

[SolarGuy]

I really wish I could give this ship some kind of award(I would say award the admiral, but it was just a scout ship so no admiral). Because this is a rather impressive feat. Too bad I couldn't get a trickster admiral or something out of it. Poor guy wormholed right on top of a bunch of space borne aliens and somehow got out with his life. Or maybe he is just a zombie. And yes I did repair the ship and send it back out! That is the thanks they got!

My scientist managed to do that with hyper drive too, also at "0" hull points. But I think it's more like 0.000000000000001 hull points

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months later he develop a substance abuse problem.

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Last time I saw him he was 104.
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That's the nice thing about chances: There is always a chance that it will never happen

 

[ShadeThorn]

being stalked by a fallen empire. Sends this ambassador almost yearly.

 

[El_Duderinho]

About a week ago I postet a Screenshot of my schizophrenic and/or fraudulent Admiral T'Anaark batteling himself.
Well he's back...or should I say 'they are back'...

...back for more Paychecks (as if two weren't already enough).
Meanwhile somewhere else in my Realm...

 

[SolarGuy]

Meanwhile somewhere else in my Realm...
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That's the most useful research station I've ever seen
Seriously though, that seems to be a bug. It should produce the strategic resource "Empty Chip Bags". You should really report that, it's a gamebreaking bug you've encountered there!

 

[Asari Inquisitor]

That's the most useful research station I've ever seen
Seriously though, that seems to be a bug. It should produce the strategic resource "Empty Chip Bags". You should really report that, it's a gamebreaking bug you've encountered there!

Never mind the 0 Physics, give your people some damn food, they are starving!

 

[SolarGuy]

Never mind the 0 Physics, give your people some damn food, they are starving!

It's not in the outliner, which means it's in a sector, which means he (as the ruler of his empire) isn't responsible at all for giving them food, because that should be the job of the sector governor
Oh my god, I just realised... WHERE IS THE RESEARCH STATION!?

 

[Darkspysrival]

You will remain in this mans army until you are 510 years old! The funny thing is, my life expectancy is 350. I guess the game isn't designed for you to play until 2700.

 

[StJimmyRocks92]

Oh cool, +15% minerals! Too bad it's a barren world that doesn't have any.

Well, looks like I won't be recovering that one. Even though I already did...

 

[sobza]

From a friends game

That's score is negative 1536. Thought the devs said you could not get 1000

 

[NHunter_rus]

You will remain in this mans army until you are 510 years old! The funny thing is, my life expectancy is 350.

Not bad, not bad. I don't have anyone as old - especially since I'm only 3 centuries into the game - but... Here. This guy just refuses to die - and I have only +55 years (genetically engineered "enduring" trait + genome mapping + 3 repeatable techs) to leaders of his race. So, this guy lived at least twice as long as he was expected to.

Also, 200% chance to die? Really? As far as I remember from probability theory, chance can't be more than 1 (which is 100%).

 

[SolarGuy]

Not bad, not bad. I don't have anyone as old - especially since I'm only 3 centuries into the game - but... Here. This guy just refuses to die - and I have only +55 years (genetically engineered "enduring" trait + genome mapping + 3 repeatable techs) to leaders of his race. So, this guy lived at least twice as long as he was expected to.

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Also, 200% chance to die? Really? As far as I remember from probability theory, chance can't be more than 1 (which is 100%).

You should be glad that you have him! He is so loyal to The Empire, he even refuses to die as long as The Empire exists!

 

[warrior256]

Typical Monday morning traffic at one of my spaceports.

 

[Elfwind]

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I'll raise you my obnoxious alliance.

 

[warrior256]

I'll raise you my obnoxious alliance.

I won't deny it, you have me there. Gotta love the AI at times like this.

 

[Tohron]

I'll raise you my obnoxious alliance.

That should be called the Voltron Alliance.

 

[Elfwind]

That should be called the Voltron Alliance.

More like Windowlicker Alliance... >.<

Wish they'd defend themselves instead of following my fleets without me asking them.

 

[SolarGuy]

I'll raise you my obnoxious alliance.

In this Fleet of Fleets, there are molluscoid, arthropoid and even some mammalian ships, right? Or is that thing on the left hand side of the "spike" a little fungoid ship? If it is, there are also some fungoids.
Wait a moment... you don't have reptilian friends!?

By the way, my computer would've died from the pure existence of these things, even if I never looked at the system they were in

 

[Wild]

May the whole Universe fear the galactic Pug Empire.