Best Colombian region ever.
I think it could be better, there is so much potential here.
Let's start with four colonizers: France, Portugal, Norway and Scotland, they all found colonies here so we have French Colombia, Portuguese Colombia, Norwegian Colombia, Scottish Colombia all in Colombian region. Norwegian Colombia is small and underdeveloped due to Norway being smashed by Sweden in the meantime, it is occupied by Norwegian Colombian Peasants and then divided between Scottish Colombia and Portuguese Colombia. Portugal goes into gigantic war where it is massacred, Portuguese Colombia goes independent and creates Colombia but then is attacked by French Colombia and its allies and in subsequent revolts it releases Norwegian Colombia as independent entity. French Colombia prospers and colonizes enough to create French Colombian Colombia which goes independent due to French Colombian war with Spanish Antilles and then French Colombian Colombia colonizes some stuff in the jungle, it overstretches and is invaded by westernized Chimu which is then overrun by reformed zealots and becomes reformed despotic monarchy. Now we return to Colombia - I mean Colombian region, not the country Colombia - where there is Colombia (previously Portuguese Colombia), French Colombia, remnants of French Colombian Colombia, Norwegian Colombia and Scottish Colombia. Portugal attacks now French Colombia and gets enough provinces from it to create yet another Portuguese Colombia (previous Portuguese Colombia is free as Colombia and is dominating power in Colombia, I mean in Colombian area). Scottish Colombia goes independent Scottish Colombia next to provinces of Scotland which remained in neighboring Brazil; it colonizes La Plata and we have Scottish Colombian La Plata. In the end in Colombia we have (Portuguese) free Colombia, Portuguese Colombia, French Colombia, French French Colombia (despotic monarchy, free), westernized Muisca culture converted to Colombian (protectorate of Portugal), Norwegian Colombia, Scottish Colombia (free) and next in Guyana area - which belongs to Brazil - Scotland and colonies of Scottish Colombia. Now La Plata, freed from Scottish Colombia, goes independent, allies with Spanish Antilles and attacks Scottish Colombia gaining provinces here as Scottish Colombian La Plata Colombia - I have seen already Brazil occupying London, USA in Korea and Mexico in Timbuktu so why not ? - meanwhile Scotland in Europe is conquered by England and moves its capital to a province in Brazil owned directly by Scotland. There are three Scottish provinces here and two of them are conquered previously from Tupiniquim/Arawak so Scotlands flips culture to Arawak and has a civil war, it frees Arawak which has now Scottish culture and parliamentary monarchy while Scotland itself is feudal monarchy with Arawak culture. All those countries are arranged in random shapes and enclaves and entangled in a web of alliances more retarded than plot of Shyalaman's movies. Suddenly independent Scottish Colombia turns into Revolutionary Scottish Colombia. At this point I don't know if Scottish Colombian Alaska turns into Revolutionary Scottish Colombian Alaska but I know two things: that there is (Portuguese) Colombia, Portuguese Colombia, French Colombia, French French Colombia, Revolutionary Scottish Colombia, Arawak Scotland, Norwegian Colombia, Scottish Brazil, Scottish Arawak, Scottish La Plata and Scottish Colombian La Plata Colombia and that at this point aforementioned Muisca becomes an emperor of HRE because it is the only reformed country available after awkward league war. It is guaranteed to remain emperor forever because only other elector is Muisca.
Congratulations, Wiz.
