The Obligatory EUIV Strange Screenshot Thread
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Representative from Masqat and Uman to one another: "With whom do we have the anniversary of a ten-year alliance coming up?"
Representative from Nippon: "We ... eh... not us, chum. No."
Representative from Masqat and Uman to representative from Nippon: "Who are you again?"
Representative from Nippon to nobody in particular: "Who said that?"
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Partly my fault for allying them for 200 years and therefore keeping them out of HRE, but still weird and most importantly hilarious. I don't understand why they don't invite me though. Does the A.I. assume I will say no for the same factors that my allies may say no to join wars?
Spain has finally conquered Iberia
there goes spain, using its cheating broken NI again. will paradox ever fix it? the world may never know
Wanna offer you guys a gamble.
My Protestant rebels have just besieged Siena and apparently are now heading towards my other Protestant provinces. The thing is, the closest one is... Semigallia, next to Riga. So they need to cross like half of Europe without being wiped by not-so-friendly states. Do you think the brave rebels will make it?
My Protestant rebels have just besieged Siena and apparently are now heading towards my other Protestant provinces. The thing is, the closest one is... Semigallia, next to Riga. So they need to cross like half of Europe without being wiped by not-so-friendly states. Do you think the brave rebels will make it?
That dedication.
Did they miss my fleet or just walk all the way through there?
Still a mystery.
Did they miss my fleet or just walk all the way through there?
Still a mystery.
Ow. I'd really prefer to see the minimum be 1/1/1. So depressing when you get something that bad. Time to promote to general and get in some battles, I guess.
Ow. I'd really prefer to see the minimum be 1/1/1. So depressing when you get something that bad. Time to promote to general and get in some battles, I guess.
He ended up living to around ~50, despite being thrown into countless battles vs the mughals and other foes. Fortunately his lineage appears to be decent. However, a new problem is appearing on the horizon...
That will be fun to deal with!
Behold! The most strange screenshoot of them all. And my first ever 6/6/6 ruler too.
He died half a year after this screenshoot. 68 years of service. He will be rememberd.
He died half a year after this screenshoot. 68 years of service. He will be rememberd.
Gees. As Castille, my 0/0/0 guy lived for nearly that long, but anyone with stats over 3 died within 10 or 15 years tops. Seriously, the horrid Trastamaras and Lancasters just will not die. It's like they're incredibly inept highlanders or something.
I now have an image of Scotsmen with crowns just bumping into doors all the time.
"Och willeker, these wee door jobbies really jimmy me toes."
So I saw the usual yellow lines over Grenada and thought, "Castile doing their usual thing", but no, now Genoa has control over southern Iberia. I wonder how long Castile will tolerate Genoa in their land?
I was playing a game of extended timeline as the Khazars when I noticed that my jewish missionaries had turned into cranes.
I also got my first 6/6/6 ruler in my current Poland ironman game.
The Inca-Austria rivalry shall sunder the world.
I was playing a game of extended timeline as the Khazars when I noticed that my jewish missionaries had turned into cranes.
Jewish cranes?
I was playing a game of extended timeline as the Khazars when I noticed that my jewish missionaries had turned into cranes.
Everyone knows Jews have the ability to transform into cranes at will. Why else do you think Egypt was so against losing their best building equipment when Moses started complaining?
But he isn't your ruler as yet. There are always great things happening such as "hunting accident".I also got my first 6/6/6 ruler in my current Poland ironman game.
I am Berry, and I made Nevers my vassal. I forgot Nevers was at war with Burgundy and friends so I got pulled in. I vassalized Burgundy's ally Alsace, and made peace with Burgundy. For whatever reason, Alsace became the vassal of Nevers while Nevers was still my vassal. I'm rather confused, but it is nice to have one less diplo relation, so there's that. The mod in question in the Warring States mod, which turns the world into smaller nations.
I also got my first 6/6/6 ruler in my current Poland ironman game.
Don't count your chickens before they have hatched.