The Obligatory CK3 Strange Screenshot Thread

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Also REALLY beware the ugly trait. Two generations later they lost it, but due how DNA in game works they still all look like this:

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She looks like the tiny alien from the first Men in Black movie...
 
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Also REALLY beware the ugly trait. Two generations later they lost it, but due how DNA in game works they still all look like this:

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Her late husband looks like he's saying, "Thank you, death."
 
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Yes, my first thought when I see him would be that he's a rather delicate looking... maybe's trying to over compensate.
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Her late husband looks like he's saying, "Thank you, death."
"I now accept the sweet embrace of Death... I'm not going to challenge him to a game of chess."
 
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I think i just found a most perfect, literal personification of this entire game. Drunken, naked, paranoid, sadistic, lunatic evil maniac. Behold, a CRUSADER KING:

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The Jomsvikings are asking me for a barony right next to the Pope. Sure, why not. :D

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Right next to the Arch Heathen himself. Perfect for keeping an eye on him and his shiny, shiny stuff.
 
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The Jomsvikings are asking me for a barony right next to the Pope. Sure, why not. :D

"Oh hello, man in funny hat and very expensive robes. We are the Jomsvikings, do you perhaps have a while to listen about our lords and saviours, the Aesir, while in the meantime my men loot everything that isn't bolted too hard?"
 
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Pirvu peasant leader rebelled against his liege along his fellow country men, a mutiny. He was successful what should he call his newfound land? mutiny,muteh, MUTENIA!
brilliant sir Pirvu

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Really this impresses Emperor of six empires?

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It is not the tilte that impresses, but the person.
And a wide hip was the beauty ideal for european women back in those days. It was seen as a sign of fertility.
Being obeses? It showed that you could afford to spend a lot on food (indeed it still does to this day in japan).
Gout was know as "the rich mans disease" for a reason.
 
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Tbh this event is quite creepy when pops up for relatively young character because usually proposed lover is quite old :D
"The heart has reasons, that reason can not know."
 
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I suppose that at least she didn't call him "that peasant"...
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(dang context-sensitive grammar...)
 
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Is this a coincidence or are the people at paradox laughing their asses off? Game of thrones House bolton? & ramsay with his dogs.

ive found Halfdan Svarti before with a house motto something along the lines of "we carve runes of xxxx" so i obviously thought it was Halfdan the black, because svarti means black. but i think it was randomly generated and pure coincidence as ive never found him again
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