The Obligatory CK3 Strange Screenshot Thread

[SFBisTimG]

that be a good point but she is also a witch
All my family members are witches as I make sure they get educated by a witch.

Let's be real here. The weirdest thing about this is the existence of an Indo-Norse woman ten years after the start date. Although I suspect that is your doing?

well yeah they are my family. I really like the culture tradition Culinary Artists and you can only get it from 2 cultures in India. And it is way to expensive to add via reformation/divergence. So where ever I choose to play I start with the Oriya culture. Then farm about 5K prestige and Diverge my culture adding in Only the Strong & Khadga Puja traditions

 

[Monalba]

I made one of my sons join the church.
For some reason, he ended up inheriting land and making a landed theocracy, which from my experience, is VERY rare outside of the Pope.
Anyway, as he was landed, he got married and having kids.
BUT due to him being a bishop ALL his courtiers wear religious clothing. His wife is dressed as a nun, his son is dressed as a mini-bishop.
Even his later daughter ended up dressed as a toddler nun. Very cute.

 

[knppel]

 

[Amtep]

That's what you get with Herculean babies

 

[Vanhal]

That's what you get with Herculean babies

Poor mother though. Baby boom, but literally.

 

[vandevere]

Poor mother though. Baby boom, but literally.

Baby Boom. What the Baby do after eating 1 lb strained beans...

 

[knppel]

"You come SO after grandma, Morganne!"

 

[SFBisTimG]

I kill my entire village Including my wife and her 2 kids and I only get 123 stress gain, but resetting my perks (I have 2) will cause me 125 stress. Develop Capitol event from being Dilligent adds 98 stress. Hell even random people dying who I didn't even know were my friends can cause like 60 Stress. But slaughtering my whole village is only 123 stress

 

[YellowPress]

I made one of my sons join the church.
For some reason, he ended up inheriting land and making a landed theocracy, which from my experience, is VERY rare outside of the Pope.
Anyway, as he was landed, he got married and having kids.
BUT due to him being a bishop ALL his courtiers wear religious clothing. His wife is dressed as a nun, his son is dressed as a mini-bishop.
Even his later daughter ended up dressed as a toddler nun. Very cute.
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Its rare cuz theres few bishops at game start and its hard to make new ones

 

[WJS]

Poor King of Polabia! A group of vassals have no confidence in him, and want the kingdom handed over to King Burislav of Bohemia!

But the King of Polabia has assistance! From King Burislav of Bohemia! He'll put those vassals in their place!

 

[Allen418]

So my daughter the shieldmaiden wants to challenge herself to become a shieldmaiden:



And she only has a 40% chance of beating herself? You'd think she would be evenly matched against herself. Self-defeating, indeed.

 

[Rod Alexander]

So my daughter the shieldmaiden wants to challenge herself to become a shieldmaiden:

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And she only has a 40% chance of beating herself? You'd think she would be evenly matched against herself. Self-defeating, indeed.

This is really how Fight Club began.

 

[Nevars]

So my daughter the shieldmaiden wants to challenge herself to become a shieldmaiden:

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And she only has a 40% chance of beating herself? You'd think she would be evenly matched against herself. Self-defeating, indeed.

I don't mind losing to someone, but I won't be beaten by myself, something sword, somthing saving everyone lol

 

[Veldmaarschalk]

My wife and I don't speak each others language, so see how surprised we were when I went on a pilgrimage to Jerusalem.

 

[YellowPress]

My wife and I don't speak each others language, so see how surprised we were when I went on a pilgrimage to Jerusalem.

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Whats with the gold box around her father's profile? And what are you the tsar of, volga Bulgaria?

 

[Veldmaarschalk]

Whats with the gold box around her father's profile? And what are you the tsar of, volga Bulgaria?

The gold box is from Ketaros Portraits Decoration mod

I am the Tsar (emperor) of West Slavia or in this game it is called the Piast Empire.

 

[WJS]

I'm playing the Hudids of Zaragoza, and at one point, I lose a Mufti and get Czcibór. He's got great learning, so I accept him, and I don't let the fact he's a Quick Incestuous Polish Physician get in the way.

I then become the King of Aragon, and my first court event is everyone laughing and ridiculing my Incestuous advisor. Never mind that he has no family, he's just Incestuous. Okay, fine, I sigh and imprison him for his crimes, and a new Allamah is generated--and he's another Quick Incestuous Polish Physician.

 

[MagnusDux]

Ugliest character i've ever seen.

 

[dannazgui]

Poor King of Polabia! A group of vassals have no confidence in him, and want the kingdom handed over to King Burislav of Bohemia!

But the King of Polabia has assistance! From King Burislav of Bohemia! He'll put those vassals in their place!

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that's the most funny thing... Like Julius caesar said:

"I love treason, I hate traitors"

 

[Kopesh]

There seem to be some kind of confusion on who is king. Although, king Bérenger is very stressed...