The Obligatory CK3 Strange Screenshot Thread
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Today in strangely appropriate House Mottos:
Shout out to the AI Karling Dynasty, managing to take control of the HRE from the 1066 start:
AI managed to form a strong Portugal too:
And finally, one of the more cursed AI Culture Hybridizations:
Shout out to the AI Karling Dynasty, managing to take control of the HRE from the 1066 start:
AI managed to form a strong Portugal too:
And finally, one of the more cursed AI Culture Hybridizations:
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Pope just send me a very interesting book. Not to mention my character is 16...
Wait, nevermind, that's realistic.
Wait, nevermind, that's realistic.
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Midway in a game as king of Strathclyde it crashed and as I loaded in from the latest save I found this gem of an name/nicknane combo...
Assalt, the Impaler bit on the nose eh?
Assalt, the Impaler bit on the nose eh?
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my Brothers double protection against marriage and inherit: Monk and Holy Order member
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my Brothers double protection against marriage and inherit: Monk and Holy Order member
A beautiful homosexual monk ? He won't be unfortunate among Templars.
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This must have been quite a surprise for her.... I certainly never expected it.
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I laughed at that as well. "If you truly loved your own acquaintance" - I think she's got some relationship boundary issues.
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It still seems strange that the text says someone wants to elope with her, but then mentions someone trying to kill her. Just because elope might be a plot, it doesn't mean it's murderous.
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It used to be that you actually got the "tried to murder me" opinion penalty after trying to claim your liege's throne. Paradox is a bit confused about plots.
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^You get the "Tried the murder me" modifier for literally everything done to you. Fabricating hooks, claiming the throne, attempted murder, abduction, etc. It's all murder.
So, so worth it. This Jester is the best. She picked the perfect target.
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I have no idea how Bavaria got down here. It was still in Germany, but it also found its way to Africa. Both it and Makuria are almost fully Catholic.
I have no idea how Bavaria got down here. It was still in Germany, but it also found its way to Africa. Both it and Makuria are almost fully Catholic.
At least East Africa will now get to know the famous german "Hefeweißbier", also called "Weizen".
Reminds me of a time long ago when I played as a random Persian nation (small duchy at first). I eventually grew quite large, but the Mongol Empire was becoming a legit threat. But I noticed the heir to the Mongol empire occupied a small county right on my border. I declare war on the Mongols for the county, and because they recruit their army all the way east in their capitol, they aren't able to get to me in time before I win with war score.
I have no idea how Bavaria got down here. It was still in Germany, but it also found its way to Africa. Both it and Makuria are almost fully Catholic.
I vassalize the county, convert the heir to Orthodoxy (me), kill his wife before they have any kids, and have him marry a granddaughter of mine who has a ton of positive inheritable traits, and on top of that, befriend him. I murder the Mongol emperor, my vassal is put on the throne, I lose the county I just conquered... but the damage is done. 40 years pass and I check out the Mongol Empire:
Their official religion is now Orthodox, and much of the east is now Christianized. Deus Vult muthaf**kas.
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To choose is to give up, but King Bouchard of Frisa doesn't want to give up. The clever boy has found a way to always win in a crusade.
"Heads, I'm with you." [Attacks the Omeyyads Emperor in a crusade for Asturias]
"Tails, I'm not against them." [Defends himself against the Pope]
The strangest thing is that he loses in both cases. His war scores are identical rather than reversed.
"Heads, I'm with you." [Attacks the Omeyyads Emperor in a crusade for Asturias]
"Tails, I'm not against them." [Defends himself against the Pope]
The strangest thing is that he loses in both cases. His war scores are identical rather than reversed.
So ... I'm considering if I should warn my wife that she's suspicious and might do something against herself? ... she's not even Lunatic
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STOP! COOKIE TIME