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Vikings get all the best things ! I mean look at that gorgeous color ! Disco Vikings all the way !

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I'm pretty sure they can see me from space !

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Man I almost want to blob with that title. Do I get to keep the colour if I create a custom Kingdom ?
 
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something does not feel right.
also my wife is chaste 44 year old. so she cannot be cheating probably.
 
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I thought when selecting this option it was incredibly weird to bring a heavy pouch of coin to a duel in the first place. Wouldn't it just weigh you down if you didn't immediately throw it, putting you at a disadvantage compared to your coinpouch-less opponent?

Of course, I now know what a stupid thought that was. Obviously in an honourable duel, both combatants are expected to bring a bigass pouch of gold to jump around with until the moment they synchronously yeet them at eachother's face. Ah yes, just like the simulations.
 
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Not even a chain bikini? im about to beat up my courtier for calling me a churl haha
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wow.. update on previous post. she died right after the fight from stress /injury haha

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What is Crusader England? :D
If at the end of a successful crusade, the target kingdom title cannot be created or usurped (usually because it's already held by a Christian ruler), the main crusader beneficiary is given a titular title instead, in the form of "Crusader ______" or "Catholic _____" (there may be more variations, but I don't remember seeing any). So, here, a crusade was called because the Ásatrú Norse had captured southern England, but a Catholic ruler was already holding the kingdom title, so Crusader England was created.
 
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I thought when selecting this option it was incredibly weird to bring a heavy pouch of coin to a duel in the first place. Wouldn't it just weigh you down if you didn't immediately throw it, putting you at a disadvantage compared to your coinpouch-less opponent?

Witcher Geralt once knocked out a doorman hitting him with money purse in the head and then said "money opens all doors".
 
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Also REALLY beware the ugly trait. Two generations later they lost it, but due how DNA in game works they still all look like this:

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She looks like the tiny alien from the first Men in Black movie...
 
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Also REALLY beware the ugly trait. Two generations later they lost it, but due how DNA in game works they still all look like this:

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Her late husband looks like he's saying, "Thank you, death."
 
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Yes, my first thought when I see him would be that he's a rather delicate looking... maybe's trying to over compensate.
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Her late husband looks like he's saying, "Thank you, death."
"I now accept the sweet embrace of Death... I'm not going to challenge him to a game of chess."
 
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121 years ago, I combined two kingdoms into Ü-Tsang for one vassal to hold. Today, by absolute chance, it has become a dragon. Complete with wings and a tail.
 
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I think i just found a most perfect, literal personification of this entire game. Drunken, naked, paranoid, sadistic, lunatic evil maniac. Behold, a CRUSADER KING:

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