The Obligatory CK3 Strange Screenshot Thread

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My reformed religion has Carnal Exaltation. Which threw up this situation:
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No sexual intercourse for years, huh?

IT'S A MIRACLE!!!
 
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I tell you, there's nothing more Beautiful, Strong, or Genius in this game than tumors.
Besides, it won't be cancer. That kid might be too strong for Cancer. But not the Common Cold. He'll die of "the Sniffles"...
 
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I guess it is a bug, if you die, your heir find spouse for his mother, but plot twist, his mother was about to be pregnant, she gets adulterer with your dead previous character and child is bastard instead your legitimate brother or sister... ffs
 
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I wonder if there ever was a precedent of a ruler being overthrown twice... by the same person
Henry VI of England; deposed by Edward IV, put back on the thrown by Edward's brother and then deposed a few months later once Edward had gained the support of Burgundy
 
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Someone likes the name Gunnhildr.
 
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I also felt that cancer (or otherwise early death) was more common in ck2 for characters with good traits. Is it more common in ck3 too?
It's less common in CK3, because good characters tend to have more Health boosts. :)
 
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It's less common in CK3, because good characters tend to have more Health boosts. :)
There could be a factor of longer living characters lasting long enough to get cancer. It certainly seems less common in CK3 than CK2 to me.
 
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There could be a factor of longer living characters lasting long enough to get cancer. It certainly seems less common in CK3 than CK2 to me.
My characters live a lot longer in CK3 than in CK2, but get a lot fewer diseases.

I suspect diseases are less common in CK3 than in CK2 in general. Add a bunch of Health-boosters on top of that and you get pretty healthy people. :)
 
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Star Wars memes aside, I'm curious about that Navarran exodus into Croatia - mostly everything else on the map is within expectations.
 
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Very well, I shall obey, Mr. Hippo!

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(A house has "Defy not the Hippopotamus" as their house words, which probably ranks toward the top of the weirdest house words I have seen.)
 
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"I wonder if there ever was a precedent of a ruler being overthrown twice... by the same person."View attachment 672434
Being deposed twice happened all the time. Just ask Napoleon.
It is imporpable that it never happened with the same two persons.

Henry VI of England; deposed by Edward IV, put back on the thrown by Edward's brother and then deposed a few months later once Edward had gained the support of Burgundy
And I asume there are a dozen more where those come from.

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Someone likes the name Gunnhildr.
Maybe it is not a name, but a Prefix like "Woman"?

Very well, I shall obey, Mr. Hippo!

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(A house has "Defy not the Hippopotamus" as their house words, which probably ranks toward the top of the weirdest house words I have seen.)
Despite being a Herbivore, the Hippo is the large land animal with the most killed humans per year. A estimated 500 per year in Africa alone. They are just that territorial!
Wich puts them ahead of Lions or Crododiles, wich might actually want to eat you.

So I would read it like this Klingon story:
"Klingon history, as preserved in the sacred texts, told of a time when Kahless the Unforgettable was in the city. As great storm approached the city, the residents sought protection within the walls, except for one man who stayed outside the walls. When Kahless went to the man, he asked him what he was doing. The man replied, "I am not afraid. I will not hide my face behind stone and mortar. I will stand before the wind and make it respect me." Kahless respected the man and returned to the safety of the walls. On the following day, the man was killed by the storm. "
"The wind does not respect a fool. Do not stand before the wind, Gowron"
 
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