The Obligatory CK2 Strange Screenshot Thread

[Ashlantean]

I've been enjoying a game with Absolute Cognatic Seniority succession. Men and women inherit on equal grounds now, but it turns out only women live long enough to reach the top.

1352 - Kaiserin Hugolina de Hautville 'the Hammer' triumphantly defeats the Sunni Jihad for Africa.
1353 - Hugolina dies and is peacefully succeeded by her Greek Sunni kinswoman, Balissa Agathe de Hautville.

 

[Compassionate727]

I just wanted two counties in Slavonia. I wasn't expecting to find myself at war with half of eastern Europe. Maybe they felt empowered by their victory in their crusade against the heretics in Lothairingia a few years earlier?

 

[Sirrobert1]

Well sure I murdered his brother and made several attempts on his life, but I think we can work our differences out.

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So when they say 'keep your friends close, and your enemys closer', where does this guy fall?

 

[Dryhad]

Just imagine one of those Patrician families hosting a party.

"Wait, which Genoa is hosting a party?"

Or worse, two of them entered into a feud with each other.

"Death to the house of de Genoa! Only de Genoa shall reign supreme!"
"I think you are confused, signor, I am from the neutral house of de Genoa"
"Sorry, my mistake"

 

[Knotz]

Macedonians inheriting a chunk of Western Europe. Unfortunately they tamed him, he was French and Catholic by the time he reached adulthood.

Carl's married to a Tengri horde princess because why not.

How to Guilt Trip 101 lessons held every Tuesday by Vali in the auditorium.

 

[linkicewolf]

Dad's African, mon's Alan and the kid's a Khanty...

 

[DorlasAnther]

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Dad's African, mon's Alan and the kid's a Khanty...

Are you telling me you are against children being able to choose their race? Someone needs to check your privilege!

 

[DKM]

Are you telling me you are against children being able to choose their race? Someone needs to check your privilege!

Well, this would be more culture than ethniticity...

 

[Moarice]

Well, this would be more culture than ethniticity...

Don't you opress me!

 

[FifthMonarchy]

You might say he can't do that, but I say why Khanty?

 

[lunelune2413]

Well sure I murdered his brother and made several attempts on his life, but I think we can work our differences out.

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[DorlasAnther]

 

[MiasmicMoose]

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Dad's African, mon's Alan and the kid's a Khanty...

Whoa fam, keep it PG

 

[SehnVretor]

Well, this would be more culture than ethniticity...

Except that his father has an African ethnicity, his mother is Caucasian and he is East Asian.

 

[Richard Franklin]

Well he is a greedy brilliant strategist adventurer genius so if anyone could do it he could.

 

[Caspoi]

The patriarch families of Genoa: de Genoa, de Genoa and de Genoa.

Oh, that is nothing, let me present you the lord of the Javeedid republic... along with his four patricians Javeedid, Javeedid, Javeedid and... Javeedid.

 

[naisel]

Malik: "The Christians are attacking us, I wonder how we should defend"

Marshall: "I've got a great idea: we will disembark our main army in a small adriatic island, then we will attack Europe from the east, they will never see us coming!"

Malik: "Sounds good, assemble the ships!"

 

[Tapio]

Oh, that is nothing, let me present you the lord of the Javeedid republic... along with his four patricians Javeedid, Javeedid, Javeedid and... Javeedid.

I wonder what their main product is...

 

[Moarice]

I wonder what their main product is...

Javeedids.

 

[DKM]

Oh, that is nothing, let me present you the lord of the Javeedid republic... along with his four patricians Javeedid, Javeedid, Javeedid and... Javeedid.
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What does one patrician say to another when putting the blame on someone else?

Javeedid it! "goes to hide from angry anti-pun people"