The Obligatory CK2 Strange Screenshot Thread
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Lol, I'm from Poland and I didn't even know about such expression. Kinda sad it's accurate.
Going off of the earlier "Karling/Abbasid collapse" in my current CK2+ Byzantine game, the Abbasids collapsed about 5 minutes after the start (867 I believe) into many, many warring states until I came to clean up the mess. I wasn't even responsible.
I was envious of my game where the abbasids and Karlings went boom in about 200 years.
You have no idea how envious of your game I am.....
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It just keeps happening, too! If this dynasty manages more than 25 successions in the next 50 years, I will swear fealty to them. Clearly they're the most ambitious bloodline ever!
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Odin be praised! The Fylkir will certainly be pleased with this development...
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This guy seems to have everything going for him bar one little thing... He just can't sprog himself a son!
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This is kinda funny because snorre, which kinda sounds like his name Snorri, means something, very relevant to this, in Swedish.
This guy seems to have everything going for him bar one little thing... He just can't sprog himself a son!
Penis, it means penis
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Along the same lines, and from the same game...
By GOD_THE_ODIN !!!
(Admittedly I realise this is a bug that's appeared during the pop up events for a while, but it's the first time I've seen it in the nicknames)
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...but it's still funny. So I am playing zoroastrian turks, managed to carve my own empire around Crimea and married my sister. We got a very interesting daughter: attractive genius inbreed. Like a beautiful mind or something, I guess
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The Shia Caliph of Egypt calls for a Jihad for Bengal. There are no Muslims in India.
Another Saxon burns down Irminsul. Yes he's a Christian but going Charlie on your own people?
Another Saxon burns down Irminsul. Yes he's a Christian but going Charlie on your own people?
The Shia Caliph of Egypt calls for a Jihad for Bengal. There are no Muslims in India.
He heard about the Pope doing it and he didn't want to be shown up.
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Karlings should implode most of the time in the CM start date, usually Karlomann has to beat his brother.
I still dont understand why the abbassids will just straight up implode immediatley, I cant imagine its decadence cause I have seen huge Abbablobs with 100% decadence for multiple generations.
Personally, I think it's heavily dependent on where the revolts spawn. The Persian mountains have killed way more soldiers than the Caliph's armies ever did, in my experience. (And once in a blue moon, they help the revolts by having the Caliph's doom stack starve in his own lands)
I dunno on very hard the AI is pretty immune to attrition, yet I see the Abbablob once in a blue moon disappear into the aether.
Maybe not strange, but hella lucky.
Been bashing my head against the Zoroastrian and Zunist starts, so went for a break with 867 Byzantium to snag that SPQR achievement. After some bumbling in marrying the King of Italy's daughter and Leon taking an unfortunate axe to the face in battle, I got Basil's Italian Catholic grandson on the throne.
Well, no biggy, fight off some rebellions and set up my heir to be trained by the Patriarch to be a good Greek Orthodox so things'll settle down....and y'know, just for giggles I'll have my chaplain 'Research Culture' for the few years before my heir becomes a man.
Well hello there.
Been bashing my head against the Zoroastrian and Zunist starts, so went for a break with 867 Byzantium to snag that SPQR achievement. After some bumbling in marrying the King of Italy's daughter and Leon taking an unfortunate axe to the face in battle, I got Basil's Italian Catholic grandson on the throne.
Well, no biggy, fight off some rebellions and set up my heir to be trained by the Patriarch to be a good Greek Orthodox so things'll settle down....and y'know, just for giggles I'll have my chaplain 'Research Culture' for the few years before my heir becomes a man.
Well hello there.