The Obligatory CK2 Strange Screenshot Thread

[tupaclives]

My German Cousin who should be my brother.

Landed relative in Germany, his mother is descended from my father.

This meanwhile was my heir after I switched inheritance.

And then, neat little find.

Also, do Toharicans not have a cultural unit?

 

[Lisbon39]

This is from a few days ago, but the year is 781 and Byzantium has been toppled by the Tengris

 

[Pirisinian]

This is from a few days ago, but the year is 781 and Byzantium has been toppled by the Tengris

This is like the billionth time i've seen this. i guess our options are either byzzie blobs or tengreeks

On an unrelated note Balsag has got to be the best name anyone in the game could ever have. Well, that or Manasses

 

[Kansai-kun]

This is from a few days ago, but the year is 781 and Byzantium has been toppled by the Tengris

Seems like the Alans in your game are even more successful than the ones in mine:

At some point they just subjugated the Arabs in Armenia and settled there. His former realm in Alania disappeared within a decade from the map. :/

 

[REgentle]

Speaking of Byzantine drama:

My guy's wife asked my vassal to help her seduce Basileios, my bro-waiiiiitaminute. My brother is Marinos! I'm Basileios!

And then I had to arrest him.

This is his third (spouse-related) rival so far.

 

[earthskync]

Ummmm...

 

[Lord Finnish]

Speaking of Byzantine drama:

My guy's wife asked my vassal to help her seduce Basileios, my bro-waiiiiitaminute. My brother is Marinos! I'm Basileios!

And then I had to arrest him.

This is his third (spouse-related) rival so far.

Silly error in event description aside, when it comes to punishing people for trying to help him this is something the real Basileios probably would have done. He was incredibly paranoid. For example when he was wounded as a result of a hunting trip gone wrong, he had a courtier who had come to help him executed because the emperor thought the man was going to murder him. The reality was, the emperor was stuck by his belt in the antlers of a deer and the courtier took a knife to cut him loose. Bad move. He also threatened to blind his son and future emperor Leo after suspecting that he was not his son and was plotting to overthrow him.

 

[bman6185]

If I knew that hair color wasn't real, I would have never allowed the marriage!

 

[megaspider01]

If I knew that hair color wasn't real, I would have never allowed the marriage!

Is that not just a cap?

 

[bman6185]

Is that not just a cap?

Is it? I couldn't tell. I assumed it was bleached blonde.

 

[Andre Massena]

Hilarious event. I also find it amusing that the new pope seems to be Peasant Leader.

Wicked, peasant leader, lunatic, syphilitic, and crusader pope is pretty much the jackpot. He only needs possessed.

 

[Leovigild32]

Made the Isle of Man a republic. the patrician houses seem to be inbred... Or the name Douglas is just really popular.

Also this guy seduced my widow mother, the B@$!erd.

 

[Dakilla TM]

A Saxon burned down Irminsul...

 

[megaspider01]

A Saxon burned down Irminsul...

But he's catholic (even zealous). It makes perfect sense, it's a Germanic site.

 

[TheDungen]

Made the Isle of Man a republic. the patrician houses seem to be inbred... Or the name Douglas is just really popular.

Also this guy seduced my widow mother, the B@$!erd.

Also he's the suducer of man but he's apperantly not homosexual.

 

[TheDungen]

A Saxon burned down Irminsul...

I guess the terrorists win.

 

[Robert II]

Also he's the suducer of man but he's apperantly not homosexual.

It's not gay it's a brojob

 

[sreckom92]

It....happens?

 

[TheDungen]

It's not gay it's a brojob

Brojob?

 

[TheDungen]

It....happens?

My guess is he captured the emperor in a battle. The wierd thing isn't that he won but that he even declared war on him.