The Obligatory CK2 Strange Screenshot Thread

[Lionclaw]

First post in this forum, I'm more of a lurker.

Chronicles have always been a bit weird at times in Paradox's games, this entry was odd.

Umm, I think there might be strange and wonderful serpents in Chios.

 

[megaspider01]

Beware of extreme border gore - you have been warned!

Spoiler

 

[Lord Finnish]

Karlings and border gore go hand-in-hand.

 

[SaphireSeas]

Karlings and border gore go hand-in-hand.

Aha! To end all border gore we must simply destroy the Karling!

JOIN IN OUR CRUSADE, MY FRIENDS!
Let us DESTROY the Karling menace ONCE AND FOR ALL!!

 

[Lord Finnish]

Aha! To end all border gore we must simply destroy the Karling!

JOIN IN OUR CRUSADE, MY FRIENDS!
Let us DESTROY the Karling menace ONCE AND FOR ALL!!

You cannot destroy the Karlings. They cannot go extinct.

 

[Sunspawn]

You cannot destroy the Karlings. They cannot go extinct.

One does not simply destroy all Karlings.

 

[123omout]

You can create empire tier republics and empires if you are the only clan in the Khaganate.

 

[DTFP3]

While in a holy war, my catholic allies attacked (and beat) a strong catholic uprising in a part of the invaded duchy that wouldn't be won in the war:

 

[megaspider01]

While in a holy war, my catholic allies attacked (and beat) a strong catholic uprising in a part of the invaded duchy that wouldn't be won in the war:View attachment 132729

Paradox have never been especially good with rebels

 

[DTFP3]

Paradox have never been especially good with rebels

Yeah, and I also have had a Hindu uprising and a Zoroastrian uprising combining to fight as a 10k strong unit, rather than try to tear each-other apart (no screenshot however)

 

[Mudcrab]

"Lo! For as longe as I ye remain as Privvye Lorde Mayor of this rotten borough our owne beloved Liege (God bless Him) has passed unto me, this decree. Alors, this holyye Amiens, this pork pie of God's owne Heaven on Earthe is beset by locusts foul and filthye, even unto their millions!"

"By thy own barggaine, I, Privvye Lord Major, Holyye Christian to the laste, cast this Spawn of Satan's own Hand, this eternal filthe, this pus of poxe, this Burgoyne Revolutionarie Pyjama Partye as His dark Angels call them to Himself.

Begone!"

 

[DTFP3]

"Lo! For as longe as I ye remain as Privvye Lorde Mayor of this rotten borough our owne beloved Liege (God bless Him) has passed unto me, this decree. Alors, this holyye Amiens, this pork pie of God's owne Heaven on Earthe is beset by locusts foul and filthye, even unto their millions!"

"By thy own barggaine, I, Privvye Lord Major, Holyye Christian to the laste, cast this Spawn of Satan's own Hand, this eternal filthe, this pus of poxe, this Burgoyne Revolutionarie Pyjama Partye as His dark Angels call them to Himself.

Begone!"

I think it skipped 2-3 decimal places... are you playing an old save with the new DLC enabled?

 

[Mudcrab]

Yes, it was well worth the broken save game for the screenshots. However, somewhat sad it unlocked a certain unexpected achievement though. I can't claim 100% effort on that any more.

 

[megaspider01]

This game...

 

[Onisuzume]

Did my first observer run with HL today, around twelve hours of it, which progressed up to 1188 or so.
Interesting results too.
Realm Map:

That yellow over in russia is Khazaria, btw.
Scotland is doing great over at the isles.
And Abbasids still rule mesopotamia. >_>
Religion Map:

And, as you can see, its suomenusko, reformed at it.
Tengri is completely gone, and, I have no idea what that slavic is doing over at mongolia.
Also funny, Mecca is being catholic, although ruled by a sunni.
Zoroastrianism still exists! As does Manichaeism.

 

[bman6185]

What is northern Lombardy? Some heresy?

 

[Onisuzume]

That would be Catharism.
If you're going to do a catholic heresy, you do it on the pope's doorstep.

 

[Slobodan211]

The Border gore is real

I absolutely hate Charlemagne start. Half of the world falls to pieces after Charles and never recovers properly. 100 years later Umayaad is at Luxembourg's doorstep and Britannia is obliterated by vikings.

 

[Lord Finnish]

I absolutely hate Charlemagne start. Half of the world falls to pieces after Charles and never recovers properly. 100 years later Umayaad is at Luxembourg's doorstep and Britannia is obliterated by vikings.

Either Europe never recovers from Charlemagne or his success will result in a completely unbreakable blob that stays around for the rest of the game unless the player destroys it.


At least the Abbasids seem to be more fragile this time around, it's a refreshing change.

 

[Sunspawn]

I absolutely hate Charlemagne start. Half of the world falls to pieces after Charles and never recovers properly. 100 years later Umayaad is at Luxembourg's doorstep and Britannia is obliterated by vikings.

Except that looks like ToG start more than CM start.