The Obligatory CK2 Strange Screenshot Thread

[SignedName]

Keep in mind that it also says that when you siege a province and massacre everyone inside. All her kids are dead too

Now that just makes me sad.

 

[Dayni]

As I've said, he has never been landed. I checked quite thoroughly in every place he might have been to get that claim. He definitely was never Chief of Tartu and even if he had been landed somewhere else, he should have an inheritable claim on whatever title he lost. He couldn't have got the claim from the Pope either, as the chiefdom in question has always been pagan.

Baronies never keep their history (mostly because it'd be too much on the game.) That's why it'd make sense that he ruled a barony once.

 

[Aldin_SXR]

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you Arnoul, Hochmeister of the Slavic Teutonic Order.

So, while waging a war against the Teutonic Order (who were landed at that time), I noticed that a vassal of one of my kings had a claim on it. So I give this guy a county, bribe him and convert to Slavic, and press his claim. I win the war and now Teutonic Order fights in the name of Perun. It would be even cooler if I could now use them as a Holy Order (but there's no such option).

 

[aitaituo]

Baronies never keep their history (mostly because it'd be too much on the game.) That's why it'd make sense that he ruled a barony once.

Barons also don't fabricate claims. And he would have a claim to the barony if he had ever ruled one and had it conquered or revoked.

 

[sreckom92]

 

[EldarPanic]

And his a bastard too, damn I feel sorry for him ...

 

[th3freakie]

Wait, what? How?

 

[thevmag]

Wait, what? How?

The Khyber Pass region is infamous for being able to cobble anything out of anything. These days, they're known for their "Khyber Pass copies" of weapons, being able to manufacture any sort of firearm you desire using the most primitive of methods and materials. In the days of the sun-worshiping Zunbils, they were actually able to cobble together rudimentary human cloning, which was required due to the large number of female-female couples at the time. By taking a single nucleus of any cell from Partner A, inserting it into an unfertilized egg of Partner B, and leaving Partner B to be blessed by the Sun, they were able to produce bastard children without the aid of a male participant.

Sadly, their methods have since been lost to time, after numerous conquests in the region destroyed the collected knowledge and reintroduced male lovers.

 

[sreckom92]

Wait, what? How?

Things.....happen?
Here's another one:

Spoiler

My character is a Genius, and I married her to another Genius. They had 5 children, and 2 were Weak. Rest of them had regular nothing....
First Lover gave a Strong child, and the second a Genius child. This game hates me.

The Khyber Pass region is infamous for being able to cobble anything out of anything. These days, they're known for their "Khyber Pass copies" of weapons, being able to manufacture any sort of firearm you desire using the most primitive of methods and materials. In the days of the sun-worshiping Zunbils, they were actually able to cobble together rudimentary human cloning, which was required due to the large number of female-female couples at the time. By taking a single nucleus of any cell from Partner A, inserting it into an unfertilized egg of Partner B, and leaving Partner B to be blessed by the Sun, they were able to produce bastard children without the aid of a male participant.

Sadly, their methods have since been lost to time, after numerous conquests in the region destroyed the collected knowledge and reintroduced male lovers.

:rofl:

 

[JMensch]

Sorry about the darkness, its in the fow. Count of Oxford seems to be having a problem with his minor vassals. Probably because they're lollard and he is not.

 

[in heaven]

Whole duchy of Moravia ruled by kids..

 

[Lord Finnish]

It's just 4 children + gavelkind + early death, I think.

 

[Vaximillian]

It's just 4 children + gavelkind + early death, I think.

Well, only one of those kids is definitaly of the Moravian duke's dynasty, so they can't be relatives to him.

 

[Kapitalisti]

Praise the Sun!

 

[Lord Finnish]

Praise the Sun!

If only all lesbians could be so grossly incandescent!

 

[IsadorBG]

Call me weird but the first thing that came to my mind is where did he got that y-chromosome. :wacko:

 

[MelonMan678]

If only all lesbians could be so grossly incandescent!

Well, that's a sentence I'm probably never going to hear outside the CK2 boards without a crapload of drugs being involved.

 

[SehnVretor]

Call me weird but the first thing that came to my mind is where did he got that y-chromosome. :wacko:

This!

 

[Kapitalisti]

First time I've seen the Indians rampage outside their subcontinent.

While I confess to making some "minor" adjustments to the de jure structure of the area I don't see any other option than conquering what's left of the Abbasids and create a Persian province for myself. Might be able to get it de jure before the Mongols arrive. Delhi shouldn't be there dammit.

 

[Konung82]

After my liege waisted war against Abbasid emperor, my main char got imprisoned... after that I got the message, that my wife got pregnant... that was very suspicious, not only she was a lesbian, but there is no way I could do "that" being imprisoned in other country, so I hired someone to investigate...



The maid said that her lesbian lover was the real "father" of a child.
After a few days main char died, beeing in shock, that maid totally broke his understanding of how things work in the World...