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Nuclear Elvis

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I'm going to have to break the news to my Eunuch that he is probably not the father of his newborn son. Although - I brought him into my Greek Kingdom after he attempted an Orthodox Revolt on the Byzantine Empire (currently Iconoclast led and Icono's also have primary religion while I'm turning everything Orthodox).

Of course, it could be an "Immaculate Conception" or that his wife (pictured with the indicative candles) is just that Lustful enough.
- "Honey, get me the Turkey Baster from the kitchen..." (for those of you who know, you know...)

And if that's not ironic enough, the newborn son's name in Greek is "Nikolaos" as in the English form Nicholas. Was it the divine birth this Christmas season, of good ole Saint Nick? ;)


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Playing as an Eastern Empire with an elderly celibate ruler and figured, hey why not marry the Latin Empress. Sure her territory is literally just a few counties in the middle of Finland but it's not like I'm having any more kids anyway, so what's the harm? Naturally, she decided to have an affair. My character figured it out, but I chose not to denounce her. The knowledge was leaked anyway, yet for some reason, her child is still considered a member of my dynasty even though he has no relation to it whatsoever.


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