Me fighting my ally (who was trying to help me seconds ago), aka
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Me fighting my ally (who was trying to help me seconds ago), aka
Relationship status: complicated
Glitterhoof just gave birth to our beloved son, who appears to be a horse as well.
Considering the "horse" trait gives -5000% fertility, this should be considered a miracle.
I didn't know humans even could impregnate horses, but well, with the power of the Cold Ones (romuva), and some sick and perverted stable action, I think nothing is impossible.
Considering the "horse" trait gives -5000% fertility, this should be considered a miracle.
I didn't know humans even could impregnate horses, but well, with the power of the Cold Ones (romuva), and some sick and perverted stable action, I think nothing is impossible.
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How does one even fuck the horse in the first place? I've never been able to marry it, seduce it or anything. Though I think you can give concubines to it, but haven't really had any luck with getting children that way.Glitterhoof just gave birth to our beloved son, who appears to be a horse as well.
Considering the "horse" trait gives -5000% fertility, this should be considered a miracle.
I didn't know humans even could impregnate horses, but well, with the power of the Cold Ones (romuva), and some sick and perverted stable action, I think nothing is impossible.
Wasn't there a way to spawn horse courtiers with Catholics? You can then marry and mate with those horses. Only that I never seen anyone do it with Glitterhoof itself.
(1066 start)
Behold the Ilmenian cultural revival in late 14th century Italy
Perhaps randomly appearing doctors should be limited to cultures that are not extinct.
Behold the Ilmenian cultural revival in late 14th century Italy
Perhaps randomly appearing doctors should be limited to cultures that are not extinct.
It's possible to take Glitterhoof as a concubine.
And even if your character is not capable of taking concubines, Glitterhoof can become your lover by random events.
I didn't try the seduction focus yet, so that may be possible as well.
Of course, the horse trait gives -5000% fertility, so a pregnancy should be impossible, but I've seen a post in here earlier from one, who got a woman pregnant as an eunuch (who has -5000% fertility as well), so I think it's very very very unlikely, but still possible.
I think I was just lucky.
Now I'm thinking, couldn't you maybe get the random event from the devil worshippers to demonically impregnate someone? Would that maybe work aswell?
Yes, and I think there might be other events which impregnate bypassing fertility. The Horse trait is inheritable for this reason, presumably (although it's easy enough to generate Horse cultured characters without the trait as mentioned above).
I think he's using the Satanist Unholy impregnation power to do so, which is not affected by the Horse trait.
No, I didn't. Like I said earlier, I took Glitterhoof as a concubine and got her pregnant the "natural" way.
(1066 start)
Behold the Ilmenian cultural revival in late 14th century Italy
Perhaps randomly appearing doctors should be limited to cultures that are not extinct.
The precursor to the Renaissance: Proto Slavism
I just realised that if you've got the male glitterhoof you can also just give them a concubine and seduce that concubine instead of hoping for glitterhoof random chance pregnancies. If it isn't found out you'll have a child with horse culture, though ofcourse the child wont actually have the horse trait.
Oh, and dont think for a moment that I'm not marrying her or taking her as a conubine in 16 years.
I just realised that if you've got the male glitterhoof you can also just give them a concubine and seduce that concubine instead of hoping for glitterhoof random chance pregnancies. If it isn't found out you'll have a child with horse culture, though ofcourse the child wont actually have the horse trait.
Oh, and dont think for a moment that I'm not marrying her or taking her as a conubine in 16 years.
Holy shit, I'm going to do that, let that charcter educate my heir and fully embrace the horse way.
Also, Sergeant Reckless, lul.
Now that you mention it, I dont even think you need to do this to get the horse culture, pretty sure you can just have glitterhoof educate your children with heritage focus. Though personally I just really want to have more people with the horse trait, so this doesn't really do it for me. But hey, having glitterhoof with children is pretty cool too, maybe if I make a son with one of the concubines I can give that son some land after a war and make glitterhoof be the parent of a noble too.
Obviously my own work so it doesn't really count.
But yeah, you can definetly just have glitterhoof be the educator, no need for his not horse children doing it.
Also, so far he has five children, we've got Sergeant Reckless ofcourse, then Clever Hans of the Glitterhoof dynasty, then we've got Buttermilk, Lady Wonder and finally Bucephalus. And there will likely be many more to come considering Glitterhoof became Immortal, just as long as I keep giving concubines and keep seducing them.
And here is an actual thing that I didn't do myself:
Birama the ghost. Really just a graphics glitch or something probably though.
Birama the ghost is awesome, especially with the face painting. Now that is a character to fear!