The Obligatory CK2 Strange Screenshot Thread

The Obligatory CK2 Strange Screenshot Thread

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The Obligatory CK2 Strange Screenshots Thread

Wierd no one made this thread yet. :unsure:
Anyways, was playing last night conquering England as Harald Hardråde and somehow he managed to impregnate his 54-year old wife:



He also had a long and healthy reign witch lasted until he reached 80, upon wich the whole of England revolted because they didn't care for the old prince Magnus very much.
 
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the HRE is gone all vassals revolted and now there is no emperor anymore pretty strange
 
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So Harald Hardrada won England, and his sons split it up into Lanchester and Suffolk owned by Norway, and the rest by England. But, Prince Godwin, the son of Harold Godwinson, revolted many times, and then the King of Denmark took over England title. Now, York is owned by the grandson of Harald Hardrada, and where it says England is one of the sons of the dead King of Denmark, and there is also Norway there, and there is some war between Denmark and Norway I think. Wait, just looked and the king of Norway just took the title of King of England, so now its gone from the map.
 

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Looks like there might soon be a King of Wales in that post.
 

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Where does the game save screenshots? I can't find them in the game's directory.
 

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I'm not quite sure if my spymaster likes me or hates me...

By the way, his last message began with 'May your humors rot in your living body'. Maybe it comes from his arbitrary trait?
 
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I'm not quite sure if my spymaster likes me or hates me...

By the way, his last message began with 'May your humors rot in your living body'. Maybe it comes from his arbitrary trait?
wait, how the heck does he wage war with you without land (aside from funds for mercs)?
 

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He's not waging war, he's telling me of a discovered plot in which my other son-in-law is trying to kill my son. He's just insulting me while doing so.
 

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wait, how the heck does he wage war with you without land (aside from funds for mercs)?
He's not at war with that guy, thats his spymaster. He's wondering a guy with a high opinion of him is talking about his "low character, something you usually here from people who hate you.



By the way, his last message began with 'May your humors rot in your living body'.
:D :D :D
 

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He's not waging war, he's telling me of a discovered plot in which my other son-in-law is trying to kill my son. He's just insulting me while doing so.
yep, I just noticed I misread (or rather, I only read the first line hahahaha). Then again, isn't the line regarding Greek plays reserved for DOW's?
 

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I have the feeling he rose up and took the land rather than having it given to him. Though I have seen land given to Holy Orders.
 
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So the option to give mercs land is in after all? Sweet.
you hire them, you run out of funds, they fight you.

it's actual a nice step towards vassalizing them:
once they fight you, swear fealty to them.
then win your throne back sometime later, and they remain as your vassals.