Square Memel from his vacation home in Jan Mayen, where they were all suddenly transported...
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Square Memel from his vacation home in Jan Mayen, where they were all suddenly transported...
a warm jacket and a pair of hairy socks. But Wiz laughed at him...
For he knew that even the best Generals in history have never needed winter supplies before. But Johan would not accept, he proposed to...
Invade the Livonian Order instead. "It's warmer" - he said - "and richer. Then, Wiz...
Wiz accepted halfheartedly to invade the Livonians instead, but the thought of making Vicky 3 brought him into a fit of rage. Johan tried to stop him, but alas, Wiz...
threw his weakened army at Livonia and in his rage didn't notice they were allied to...
Johan convinced Wiz to not attack Russia, but now, Wiz was helpless, since Russia attacked him. But he had a secret...
The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch was in his possession after all! Wiz counts to three, and once three, the number of counting, has been counted he lobs the Grenade and Angels sing of its glory, but...
then suddenly a comet flies by! The loss of stability causes Wiz to trip and lob the hand grenade into...
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The Byzantines blame Paradox and especially Johan for ...