The new EU4/PDS fanfiction thread

[ThePatriotOfDreumel]

the aztec empire, which had unified the new world by...

 

[Zupanicarr]

the aztec empire, which had unified the new world by...

Raising the Barenaked Ladies, upon their Conquest of Canada, and realizing their music could unify the peoples of North and South America peacefully, which is bizarre considering they're Aztecs, but odds are it'll work out for the best.

 

[Grand Historian]

Raising the Barenaked Ladies, upon their Conquest of Canada, and realizing their music could unify the peoples of North and South America peacefully, which is bizarre considering they're Aztecs, but odds are it'll work out for the best.

But Rush rose to the challenge, proving that Freewill triumphs as people everywhere rose up in revolt due to the massive overextension. Back at the Paradox Development Studios...

 

[the cool guy]

But Rush rose to the challenge, proving that Freewill triumphs as people everywhere rose up in revolt due to the massive overextension. Back at the Paradox Development Studios...

Fredrik was going to go and help Johan out a little so he...

 

[ragingrondo12]

Fredrik was going to go and help Johan out a little so he...

Secretly Kidnapped Nix(Groogy's hedgehog) From Groogy's mancave.

 

[Homusubi]

Unknown to him, however, Groogy had hacked into the map files, and Fredrik was forced to return the hedgehog in return for the Netherlands still having tiny provinces.

 

[Grand Historian]

Unknown to him, however, Groogy had hacked into the map files, and Fredrik was forced to return the hedgehog in return for the Netherlands still having tiny provinces.

And to celebrate it's return, Wiz, somehow still relevant to this story, prematurely released 1.14, which...

 

[Homusubi]

And to celebrate it's return, Wiz, somehow still relevant to this story, prematurely released 1.14, which...

...featured a bug in the Nation Designer that made one in every ten games start off with Ryukyu controlling the entire world except for Memel.

 

[the cool guy]

...featured a bug in the Nation Designer that made one in every ten games start off with Ryukyu controlling the entire world except for Memel.

Groogy took over Memel and prepared to resist against DDRJakes empire. He allied himself with Avernite in order to...

 

[Darth Samuri]

unite jake's fans against him and make him play 1000 hours of punishment games, but, in a sudden twist of fate, Johan....

 

[Daddl]

...decided he liked DDRJake more than all the others and helped him out. He changed Memel's shape to a dot, and Groogys mighty Prussian troops, unable to balance on such a small ground, fell into the Baltic Sea. But they had incredible luck, as just in this moment, a wormhole to CK2 opened, spitting out infinite doomstacks of...

 

[Rubidium]

...decided he liked DDRJake more than all the others and helped him out. He changed Memel's shape to a dot, and Groogys mighty Prussian troops, unable to balance on such a small ground, fell into the Baltic Sea. But they had incredible luck, as just in this moment, a wormhole to CK2 opened, spitting out infinite doomstacks of...

Master Seducers. With every woman above the age of 16 in the Great Ryukuan Empire now suffering from Lover's Pox, their armies were crippled, paving the way for...

 

[Darth Samuri]

jake now being able to command massive armies of Ryukuan toddlers which pushed all of him enemies to the brink of exhaustion, when suddenly....

 

[just_a_beaver]

jake now being able to command massive armies of Ryukuan toddlers which pushed all of him enemies to the brink of exhaustion, when suddenly....

France and Spain suddenly return with a massive doomstack army, reviving the enemies' cause, and forcing back the horde of Ryukyuan children gradually. In the thick of battle Jake sees...

 

[the cool guy]

France and Spain suddenly return with a massive doomstack army, reviving the enemies' cause, and forcing back the horde of Ryukyuan children gradually. In the thick of battle Jake sees...

Trin Tragula and ForzaA coming after him. He was scared so he went in hiding over at Johans house...

 

[TheArrogantOne]

Where he was found by patriot rebels, led by...

 

[AndreasPhokas]

a resurrected Wiz, However him and his rebels fled to Riga which caused....

 

[Darth Samuri]

Jake to proclaim the Von Riga master race, which caused the people of riga to turn on wiz and his rebels and...

 

[ThePatriotOfDreumel]

jakeler took power in Riga, eliminating the only country that could stop him and...

 

[Shumpitostick]

Proclaimed HedgeGodian the state religion, giving +1 to silliness and +100% Spikiness