The new EU4/PDS fanfiction thread

[Homusubi]

...made a hedgehog tech group where techs cost half as much as western...

 

[Noel84]

but wiz nerfed it to cost 5000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000% MORE than western....

 

[Grand Historian]

And then suddenly descended from a spaceship dressed like a WWII general and shouted "I have returned".

 

[yerm]

my copy of All The Light We Cannot See to the library, because I finished reading it. The book was actually very"

 

[the cool guy]

my copy of All The Light We Cannot See to the library, because I finished reading it. The book was actually very"

good". The fanboys then all ordered one but no one understood it because it was written in a mysterious language. Johan figured it might be a new strategy guide and tried to decrypt it by...

 

[Homusubi]

...sending it to his colony in Arakan, but it was intercepted near the border and brought to...

 

[Noel84]

a random cow...

 

[Grand Historian]

a random cow...

Who was mooved by their plight...

 

[Noel84]

and so it told them to moove over to its cave for moore information...

 

[Soviet Onion]

and so it told them to moove over to its cave for moore information...

where it stole their shoes to sell to...

 

[Noel84]

the leader of the moofia...

 

[IceTytanFang]

(This has gone out of control)

... whose name was Moofasa...

 

[Noel84]

and he paid a lot of mooney for it....

 

[ragingrondo12]

However the leader of the moofia was mugged by the HedgeGod, who proceeded to...

 

[Noel84]

promote moofasa, leader of the moofia, to co-god on the terms that he would serve the hedgegod.....

 

[the cool guy]

But then moofasa unmasked himself as TotalyMoo and then he wounded the HedgeGod so that he had to rest back at Wiz' base. Wiz was furious over this so he...

 

[ragingrondo12]

Finally made Memel Square again, and....

 

[Homusubi]

...five times its previous size...

 

[the cool guy]

...five times its previous size...

But it just kept growing afterwards, Prussia started to fear that it would cease to exist if it kept growing so they tried to...

 

[Homusubi]

...make Brandenburg province grow equally quickly...